Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing (although I wish I did)



Lesson 1-PBJ

"Hey guys! Wat up!" Duo Maxwell said as he met his friends at cooking school.

"Hi Duo" Quatre replied.

"Quiet class, quiet class. Todays first lesson will be easy. You will learn how to make PBJ."

"YAY! I love PBJ!" screeched Duo.

"QUIET!!!" "Okay class, you will need plates, knives, bread, peanut butter, and jelly"

"What kind of knife" asked Wufei.

"A butter knife"

"What kind of jelly, I don't like strawberry jelly" Heero said

"Well you can use grape"

Duo then raised his hand

"WHAT!!!" the teacher screamed getting extremely annoyed at this class.

"Can we use more than one flavor?"

"NO!!!"

Quatre and Trowa just had to snicker at the teachers temper.

"Time for demonstration. Watch closely." The teacher showed his demonstration and sent them off to work. Duo didn't quite notice that he got jelly in his hair until he heard the others start to snicker.

"What's so funny?" Duo asked curiously.

"You've gotten jelly in your hair baka!" Wufei toppled over laughing. (wow that's a first!)

"WHAT!" he screamed spinning around frantically causing the jelly fly off his hair and straight for Heero.

"Omae o koruso baka!!!" He yelled and pounced on Duo.

"HELP" Duo screamed

"We shouldn't be fighting at all!" Quatre cried

"SHUT UP" Heero barked

"What did you just say"

"Uh oh" the four said in unison

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

"RUN!!!!!!!!"

Heero, Duo, Wufei, and Trowa quickly ran out of the room to avoid Quatre's zero mode.

"Hahahaha now I get all of the sandwiches to myself!" Quatre laughed manically with a gleam in his eyes.

THE END

A/N Me: hey Quatre?

Quatre: what

Me: can I have a bite?

Quatre: *growl* MINE!!!