A/N: This was a challenge from the HPFC. It was from Trumparrot and it the challenge was called, "Fast Food Challenge." I got Luna and Qdoba Mexican Grill. Please keep in mind that I have never been to Qdoba so I don't know what it looks like. R&R
Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognize.
Luna Lovegood walked in Qdoba Mexican Grill looking as though she walked in their by accident. She waited in line patiently, humming a slow song by the Weird Sisters. When it was her turn, she walked up to the register.
"Hello, welcome to Qdoba Mexican Grill. How may I help you?" the cashier asked in a bored voice.
"I'm not sure," Luna said in her regular, dreamy voice. "The Nargles can't seem to decide which dip."
"Nargles?" the cashier asked, confused.
"Oh yes," Luna said, nodding. "They do enjoy Mexican food. Which, if you think about it, is odd since they're from Europe."
"Listen, are you going to order?" the cashier asked impatiently. It was his first day on the job and he didn't want to spend it talking to some crazy lady.
"One second please. It seems that some Wrackspurts have decided to join the party and they can't decide which dip," Luna said, smiling. She was whispering quietly as if talking to someone invisible.
"Some what?" the cashier - Josh - asked.
"They float around and make your brain fuzzy," Luna said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. She took out her Spectrespecks and put them on. "Oh dear, there seems to be quite a few around you," she said, her voice not losing its dreamy quality.
"Have you decided what to order?" Josh asked. "You're holding up the line."
"I have decided," Luna nodded. "One order of chips and salsa, one order of chips and hand-smashed guacamole, and one order of chips and 3-cheese queso. To go."
Josh put in the order and gave Luna the total. She paid, after some difficult with seeing how much each was worth, and waited for her order to be given to her.
Once her order was given to her, she smiled and said, "Goodbye!" She turned around and left the fast food restaurant.
Once in the parking lot, Luna bent down and gave the bag to an invisible creature. The bag disappeared as soon as the hands of the invisible creature closed around it.
"Thank you, Luna Lovegood!" several voices squeaked. "We absolutely love dips!"
Luna, chuckling and shaking her head, walked to her car. "Nargles and Wrackspurts and their dips," she said as she drove away.
