"Ahaha! Bwahaaha! Mwahaah!" I heard Tsuruya-san's laugh from a mile away. I literally WAS a mile away, since I was picking up my friend from Middle School, Sasaki. I wanted her to come to this years Arts Festival at our school. She (obviously) doesn't go to our school. What I mean by "our school" is, well, the SOS Brigade's school. North High. My thoughts were interrupted when Sasaki came out.
"Hello, Kyon." She said. Hello? Why not say, Hey, dude, sup? Or something a regular person would say? "Shall we go?" When did Sasaki become such a grandma?
"Sure." I said. Sasaki was, sort of like Haruhi. Her friends thought that SASAKI originally held Haruhi's powers. I was so calling B.S. on that. I don't know if Sasaki believed them or anything. Her friends, are, well… Evil. They have a dumbass boss though. What happened to Sasaki? She's like, evil or something. And Haruhi gives her weird looks all the time. Sasaki is like, a bit obsessed with Haruhi, you could say.
"So, Kyon, what's gonna happen at the Arts Festival?" Sasaki asked, not even looking to curious. She's SO just trying to get me to talk about Haruhi. Well, I won't. Ha! See how she thinks about that!
"Hmm. Nagato is going to be doing the fortune telling again, and playing guitar…Again. Asahina-san is going to be cooking again with Tsuruya and Emiri." That was all I said. No mention of Haruhi ANYWHERE! I felt as if I were on top of the world!
"What about Haruhi?" Damn. I failed. Shi-pai. I was so angry; I jumped up and started singing Shichaimashou Sensuous. Sasaki looked as if she was about to shoot me. "DAMMIT KYON! I SAID: .HARUHI." Damn. I made her mad. At least she doesn't attack me like Haruhi does.
"Hello, Sasaki." Said a monotone voice I knew oh-so-well. I turned around. It was Nagato with Koizumi. Why did that gay-ass esper always follow her? Are they like, together? Doesn't bother me, though. I have Sasaki. Yes. I am going out with Sasaki. Are you jealous? You better be. Haruhi was. So jealous/mad/melancholic, that she punched me. In. My. Balls. She has strength, I can tell you that.
"Right, Kyon!?" chirped Sasaki.
"Hmm." I nonchalantly replied back.
Sasaki waited a few seconds, then saying, "Isn't that funny, Kyon?"
"Hmm." Was my response. A few more seconds.
"Don'cha thinks so, Kyon?"
"Hmm."
"…That's so cool! Right?
"Hmm." This went on until we got into the school. Sasaki hugged my arm. Why my arm? Nagato looked over at me, shot me a look that said Haruhi is near. Let go of her. Oh, but I didn't want to! Sasaki was so c-
"Hey. Sasaki. What's going on? You here alone? Hey, Yu-Chan! Ah, Koizumi-kun! You're here too? Amazing! I already saw Mikuru-chan! Man, those cheap noodles are actually good!"
Wait, wait, and wait. Back up. What did she just say? You here alone?
"Um, Haruhi?" I asked. She looked up, looked all around her. Why doesn't she look at me? "Haruhi?" I asked again. When she looked at me, her eyes went right through me.
"Where's Kyon?" Haruhi asked. Oh my god. No way.
"I don't think he will be joining us this evening, Miss Suzumiya. He had some business to take care of." What? Koizumi, are you serious? He winked at me. Ugh! Stop being so gay!
"What did you just wink at?" Haruhi asked, making a face. Nagato coughed over her giggle. Sasaki laughed out loud.
"Oh, nothing. I had something in my eye. Is it out?" Koizumi asked, purposely being obnoxious. Everyone was laughing really hard, except for Haruhi and Nagato. Which means only Sasaki and Koizumi were laughing.
Haruhi glanced around, then pulled my arm and ran as fast as she could to the library. She went behind some bookcases. "Kyon?" she asked, nervously. What does she have to be nervous about?
"I'm right here." I said, mainly because it was the truth. Here I was.
"I-I can't see you. But I can feel you." She touched my face for clarification. "What's going on?" She seemed scared. So? Doesn't she say almost everyday, "Oh my gosh I wish I didn't have to see your ugly face!" BAM! It hit. Haruhi wished for her not to see me. And now she was regretting it.
