"Oh come on Doctor! Please, get one! For me!" pleaded Rose.
"ROSE! I don't want a Facebook! I have no need for one! I'm not some 14-year-old who uses it for some kind of popularity contest. 'Oh, you have 50 friends? I have 84! Haha I beat you!' said the Doctor trying to imitate a 14-year-old who uses it for some kind of popularity contest.
"But Doctor! Everyone has a Facebook! Look!" she said as the showed him the page on her laptop. "See, even my mum has a Facebook!"
"If your trying to convince me to get a Facebook because you're mum has one, it's not gonna work. Before you said that, I was at point 0, now, I'm at point -1. Sorry Rose, I don't want to have the slightest inkling of knowledge that your mum can contact me, even if it's over the internet," he said as he put on his glasses and started to read his newspaper.
"Oh come on Doctor! Think about it, if we ever get separtated and my mobile doesn't work, how will we get in contact? Over Facebook!"
"The TARDIS would track you down."
"What if the TARDIS's tracker broke?"
"I'd fix it. I'm good at fixing things."
"O, please Doctor!!! Do it for me!" When he didn't respond, she took the whining to a whole other level. "Fine, if you're not gonna get a Facebook, I guess we have to go to my mum's house and tell her how you 'forgot' to tell me about those mutant bunnies on that planet and one of them almost took of my thumb."
"Point taken, Rose, get me a Facebook!" he said. I can't believe I actually gave in! he thought. Oh well, better than a slap from Jackie Tyler
"Ok, Doctor, here we are at the registation page." Then she filled out the form for him
Full Name: The Doctor
I am: none of the above
Email:
Password:
Birthday:
"Doctor, when's your birthday?"
"Ummm January 6th 45358
"Ok, how about January 6th, 1972?
"Sounds good." he wanted to get this over with as fast as possible.
Full Name: The Doctor
I am: none of the above
Email:
Password:
Birthday: January 6th 1972
"Ok Doctor, you're in!! Now, here I'll send me a friend request for you." She sent the request. "Doctor, you now have one friend. Congrats!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Are you happy now?"
"Very! Now, I'll get you more friends. Hmmmmm, Doctor? Do you think Jack had a Facebook?"
"Dunno. Search him."
"Ok,"
Search: Jack Harkness.
And sure enough the first person listed was the one, the only, Captain Jack Harkness!
"Oh my god, Doctor! He does! Let's see his friends." she clicked on the View Friends button. "Ianto Jones. Hmmm never heard of him. Gwen Cooper, no. Owen Harper, no. Toshiko Sato, no. Who are these people? It says his location is Cardiff. Doctor, I think he's alive!"
"Send him a...a..." the Doctor searched for the words.
"Friend Request? Sure." She sent it. A few minutes later, she recived an e-mail. "Doctor, he sent me an email!"
It read:
Rose!! Where are you?? Are you ok? How's the Doctor?? Do you have an AIM account?? Does the Doctor? If you do, mine is sexycaptain. EMAIL ME BACK! Oh and btw, I accept your friend request. Love, Jack.
"Hey Doctor. How do you feel about getting an AIM account?" she asked with a smile.
"Oh, not again!"
TO BE CONTINUED!!
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