Zelda's Disguys
When Gamon destoryed the Hyrule Casle and made all the people run away, Zeldar had a great plan .She disguysed
herself as "Shiek" (who actually looks kind of like a boy and also a ninja). Sheiks' constume was realy good becuase she exscape Gannon. After hideing around for seven years, Sheik thought it would be a good thing to fidn
the green man Link. Maybe Gan's eveil spell made her not get puberty or horny-mones and now she was looking for a
love-partner. Taht last thin gwas just a guess becos we will probally never know.
Link was just out flumping around Hyrule field like a idiot as Zeldar/Sheik judged him hard. "What a idot", she
thouhgt. *FLASH(* Shrek thru a Deku Nut and appeared infront of Link to offer some advice like "you should probalby
just go to Kakariko Village' and then played the harp and diapspeared in a puff of smoek. She could only hope taht
Link would go ot the village to find her haiding in her secret loveshack. She had wated seben years, so a few more
days could'nt hurt she thought.
In the meantime, Link thought hard abour Sheiks advice, but was getting mixed messages becuase he tought he neede
to got the medal lions first, so he killed some things and got some medallyons. Hten he remmbered the avice from
Sheik and so he went to that one "K" Village at the base of Deth Mountain. Link was V bad at pronunciations because
of a birth degect but that is a nuther story.
Link found the village total empty. What the heck? Wear is every body thought Zelda. Then he went to work to find
Sheik. Finally, her found him nestled up behind the shop counter. "AAaaahhhhhh" sayed Link. Sheik new he just
meant, "U scared me! "so she tried to calm him down.
After he cot his breath, Link's fear gayve way to utter
relief. He was sohappy that Sheid didn't get disappeared like everyone else in the vilage. Sheik told him that she
had a secret. She threw anuther Deku seed and undisguysed herslef to actually be Zelda! "omg" thought Link. Then
Zelad sayd to Link, "Becuase you are the true Hero of Time and I am the priness, we have to make love."
Link got kinda uncormfortable becuase he also had a secret. He said "AAaaaaaahhhh!" and the princess felt her heart sink. Link said that a lotta things change in seven years and he thought Sheik was more attractive than Zelda becos he liked boys. Zelda was very confused for a minute, but hten had a great idea. "No problem! I will put my costume
back on." "ohH Yeah" said Link. "oh yea" said Sheik and then they started 'doing it'.
Link thrust hard as eh put Sheik through all the positions. 68, upside down, curb stomp, the John Blueshi, gravel
muncher, orbital collapse ,and the tinker toy. You name it thee did it. It was v hot and then they came after
Like's peater got as hard as The Water Temple.
But somethibg was a miss. Then tehy remembread that they didn't not do Triforc eposition. "Wee need one more
persin to do taht one!" Link sayed wile rubbnig one out of his stiffy Stalfos. (he was thinkin gof Ruto bc she was
kineda hot) hTen the prinecc Sheik said There is only one human who coudl do it. Then they hurd a nocking at hte
door and a louds "Na-ay-ay-ay!" and it was Epona. Link nad Sheik gayve each other a knowking nod. Epona knew hwat
must be donet o save Hyrule, so all three of them together made the tripel sex-peen and saved Hyrule from Gabon.
Or did he.
