Sooo this is the intro to the fabulous TLK crew's hundred theme challenge of well...TLk xD

This is the vampire - time brain-fart that was thought up.

So enjoy the beginning of a very hilarious (and probably violent) 100 drabbles.

Peace ! TLK


Today was going to be a great day.

Lavi figured that he was going to have a pretty relaxed day of showing his best friend the apartment that he had found for them. Well, there was already a tenant, but Tyki was a pretty decent guy, so the red head figured that Kanda wouldn't have any immediate complaints about him.

Too bad the poor one-eyed boy didn't know how wrong he was.

Things had started off fine. After guiding Kanda through the city streets until they reached the middle-class apartment, he dragged the other out of the car and into the building.

And to his great surprise, there were no real complaints from his long haired companion just yet, other than the fact that he was being dragged up three flights of stairs. Which was a miracle, and probably the first thing that should of set Lavi's sensors for 'danger' off, usually when Kanda was compliant things were about to go horribly wrong, or his friend wasn't conscious.

After the brief trek up the stairs, the red-head let himself into his other friend's apartment with the key Tyki had given him (actually he had stolen a copy, but that was no big deal). Once he was in the apartment, things started to go down hill.

Quickly.

"Tyki ! We're here!" The one-eyed teen called out as he kicked off his shoes near the door, and glanced over his shoulder to, unsurprisingly, see that Kanda was standing there with his arms crossed over his chest and a small pout on his face. A typical response Kanda had when he was forced into place he didn't want to be in.

Hearing stumbling footsteps coming from the bathroom, Lavi glanced over at the shut door , only to see it open and his thankfully fully clothed friend come out.

"Hello Lavi, and --"

"YOU!"

The voices of Tyki and Kanda crying out at the same time, Kanda even going as far as to point his finger at Tyki. Which made Lavi absently think "OBJECTION' , though he chose the smarter path as to not say that, and risk Kanda smashing his first into the back of his skull. Again.

Rubbing the back of his head Lavi looked between the two who were having a rather intense stare down, which made the red head shift awkwardly on his feet. Jeez, he had to be in the middle of another argument, didn't he?

Letting out a sigh, the one - eyed teen finally spoke up. "Ehh? You two already know each other?" He asked with a small tilt of his head, as the silence between the three was finally broken.

"That bastard fucking groped me!"

"He hit me for no good reason!"

Both the other two people in the room once again succeeded to scream at the same time, and make Lavi wince a bit at the volume.

Glancing over at Kanda it was clear to see that he was furious, and a little bit embarrassed, since his fists were clenched and his face and ears were stained with an obvious flush.

Tyki, actually looked a bit scared, and very clearly uncomfortable, though Lavi didn't blame him because an angry Kanda was a scary one at that.

Another sigh escaped the neutral party of the room as he let his shoulders slump, why did he always have to be in the middle of these things? Sure, he was use to Kanda picking fights and him having to swoop in and make sure there was no blood shed. But never with Tyki. And never ever with Kanda and Tyki fighting, against each other!

This was bad. Very bad.

"So…now what happened?" Lavi asked with a crooked frown on his face, the lanky teen was still a bit lost. He understood that something happened and Tyki groped Kanda (which was a bad, bad idea. Lavi knew from experiences). And of course his best friend retaliated in the way he usually did, violently.

Tyki actually beat Kanda to the punch instead of them both talking at the same time, at least this time.

"I was at a bar with my brother, and we had, had a couple of drinks. And I ended up going to the bar to get a couple more, when I saw him standing there. He was wearing these really tight pants and his hair was down, he looked just like a girl!" Tyki started to explain waving his hands in the air a bit for emphasis.

Though Lavi had gotten distracted at really tight pants, the red head knew exactly which ones Tyki was talking about, and honestly the one-eyed teen didn't blame him for giving into tempation. That ass was like candy when in those pants.

A kick to his shin made Lavi snap out of his fantasies, and a glaring Kanda made him check to make sure he wasn't drooling, he must of just spaced out.

Kanda did take over talking at that point.

"The bastard just walked right up behind me and just groped me! It wasn't even a fucking accident, then he asked me if I wanted to come back to his pla-- here !" Kanda practically yelled as he glared over at the Portuguese man next to his best friend. Who was sadly placed in between the two feuding sides.

"But then you punched me !"

"You groped me!"With a grin on his face Lavi hooked an arm around each of the other male's neck and pulled them a bit closer. Kanda was pulling away, while trying to glare heatedly at Tyki. While Tyki on the other hand was rubbing his once injured nose.

"This is gonna be great guys !"


Well there is the start of our adventure.

Prepare for the next Theme:Love !!

Coming to you..sometime ! xD