12 Things Jasper is not allowed to do

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

One day Bella, Alice and Rosalie were sitting in Rose's room talking about Jasper, when they decided to make a list of things he wasn't allowed to do

1. Use his powers to make Rose angry with Bella

2. Use his powers to make Rose angry period

3. Use his powers to make people feel anything except for calm

4. Challenge Emmet to a wrestling match

5. Challenge anyone to a wrestling match

6. Go through Bella's things

7. Go through any ones things

8. Drink energy drinks

9. Drink any thing except animal blood

10. Give Bella sugar

"That should do, I mean my husband isn't a complete idiot like Emmet; no offence Rose"

"None taken."

"ALICE THAT HUSBAND OF YOURS JUST PAINTED MY VOLVO PINK!!"

11. Paint Edward's Volvo pink

12. Paint anyone's car period

(A/N sorry it's short but it's all I could think of.)