Harry and Draco were a nice little couple

A/N: It was about time I put something on Harry Potter up here. Actually I discovered Fanfiction through HP/DM. I made up a short story then thought "Hey, maybe other people do this too." Then I went searching on the Internet and PRESTO! I'm in fanfiction (slash pairings) heaven baby! I cam up with this while studying for the PSAT's. I hope that this poem is not a reflection of my intelligence or my study skills.

Disclaimer: Oh I wish I were the owner of Harry Potter. Cuz that is what I truly want to beeeeee! And if I were the owner of Harry Potteeeeeeeeer! Everyone would be in love with me! giggles

Harry and Draco were a nice little couple

Showed their love to each other everyday

When people would question their love for each other

Draco would open his mouth and he would say:

"Mind your own damn business you filthy commoner"

And turn to his lover, eyes all ablaze

"We are meant for each other and that's all that counts"

Kissing Harry, he left the boy in a daze

Even Dumbledore questioned this couple's romance

Believing when the time's right, Draco will turn

To this Harry scoffed and sneered at the crazy coot

Saying "Please go to Hell Dumbledore and Burn"

Voldemort heard of their union of Dark and Light

Sneering like the Grinch, planning the union's end

He thought up of ways to devastate the couple

"To make sure my plan will work, this is what I'll send…"

To Hogwarts he sent goblins and trolls and vampires

With magic he filled mice in every room

Then cackling like the maniac he truly was

He shouted "Draco and Harry, meet your DOOM!"

But Draco and Harry laughed at the lord's antics

Hand in hand, they stared at the evil dark lord

Said Draco to Harry, " Let's do away with him."

Harry agreed only because he was bored

Together they turned to the evil ugly lord

Raising their wands they shouted this exact spell:

"You've bothered us too long; we want you to leave now

So go away demon and have fun in Hell"

The dark lord shriveled up, like a wrinkled old prune

Dumbledore congratulated their success

But they shouted to the man "You old hypocrite!

You are the one who got us into this mess!"

Harry and Draco banished the man from Hogwarts

He was a mad man, and had to go to jail

At this Draco and Harry rejoiced with kisses

And the moral of this poem "Love will prevail!"