A/N: We are a bunch of partially insane 15 year olds. This was a traveling story, wherein we all wrote a line each. Forgive us our lunacy. We realise this doesn't make much sense, even to us, but damn, it was fun.
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3 Leesh Beesh, Sawah, Lunsa, Wenty, Jess from the West and Froley.
One day, Harry Potter wanted to catch a fish. So he waved his wand and a million tiny, tiny oopsilons, Ye gods they were small! So small, in fact, he was really a Vokadoo in disguise!
He grew a yellow submarine, shot out of the lake and hit them hard. So hard that Ron got walloped and Draco squealed. It was a very girly squeal, like a damsel in distress signal to Dumbledore. When Dumbledore heard he left his gay club and ran to Harry's side.
Then Snape and Harry met late at night in the potions lab and Harry said "Where is the Green Sheep?". Snape said, "Professor Dumbledore's office." Harry looked at him and screamed "Avada Moose Dava" and a purple moose dropped out of the sky.
"Jesus! PRAISE HIM!" Harry yelled. The class stared at him. "Oh Fut" he thought "Now I look like an idiot." Harry was flabbergasted. His gast had never been so flabbered. How dare Draco… "Oh, no!" cried Sirius. "I just killed my green sheep!"
A/N: To clarify all the things that we have put in here, I have changed this chapter to include our personal jokes.
Oopsilon is german for Y and we just liked the word so we use it in any context not necessarily meaning Y.
Vokadoo is a green and yellow creature that our friend Samy made up in art one day. It is basically a big blob with an afro and a yellow nose.
Jesus! PRAISE HIM! Is a song from a bible rave that our friends went to because Guy Sebastian was going to be there and they just liked the song.
Hope that cleared up some things for you!
Oh, and we would like to thank The Enchanted Teakettle for our first review!
