THE INCREDIBLY MINDLESS FIC!
By darsha 2
(I, darsha 2, hereby assert that I do not own Megaman, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Star Wars.)
Megaman X and Axle were out on a mission to defeat the resurrected Tengu Man. Needless to say, both X and Axle were pretty pissed off about the whole "fortress" thing. Axle yelled, "Why the hell can't Iris just warp us at the freaking robot master's door? It's so stupid!" X replied, "That wouldn't be a challenge for the player, Axle! Jeez do you know anything about video games?" Axle was infuriated with X for saying such a stupid thing. He was a video game character! How could he not know? His eyes started to turn red as he pulled out his dual Pistols and set them for Plasma. "You will pay for your foolishness!" Axle said in a demonic tone. "Oh son of a bitch!" X yelled as he ran away from the enraged Axle.
Meanwhile, in the Yu-Gi-Oh (god I hate typing that) universe, Exodia and Celtic Guardian were taking a much needed break in the monster world bar. (Like I said, Incredibly Mindless.) Exodia was mumbling "Butterflies!" to himself because he was so drunk, and Celtic Guardian, being the androgynous, elfish looking creature that he was, was looking for a date in any sex. Many monsters who passed him gave him scared looks like he was a freak, or (dare I say it? yes I do) a monster. He said to the bartender, "Ill have a spirit with a double shot of Tequila." The fiendish looking bartender looked at him as if to say, "Man, are you feeling alright?" but he didn't say a word. He passed the highly alcoholic drink to Celtic Guardian and sighed a heavy sigh for the androgynous elf.
Meanwhile, in the Star Wars universe on Fellucia, unit 482 and unit 590 of the 319th legion of the clone army were on patrol for droids in the vicinity. "Damn brass, givin' us this crappy job. I hate patrols!" said 590. "Oh just shut the hell up and do as your told you big baby!" 482 yelled angrily at 590. In his mind, 482 was thinking the exact same thing, except he didn't say anything about it. On the other hand, 590 was thinking about how he had lost thirty four of his teammates to those mechanical assholes and he wasn't about to let them get away with it.
All of a sudden, all of the previously mentioned characters began to see a strange light. Then they all appeared in somewhat of a stage or studio. The characters looked at each other with curiosity. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" Axle asked Exodia as Celtic Guardian began hitting on X. 482 and 590 looked at everyone else and said, "What a weird bunch of freaks." A voice said over an oddly placed megaphone located at the top left corner of the room, "Welcome cast, to the live broadcast reality show, The Incredibly Mindless Show!
