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These are some random one-shots I came up with in my dreams ^3^

I don't own the akatsuki if I did… well they would have their own series

It was just a normal day at Mitsuki's house when…

Pina colada boy you make the girls go ah! And when the sun goes down you…

Itachi: your song choice is… interesting

Mitsuki: I didn't say anything

Itachi: you didn't have to say anything

Mitsuki: … HOLY CRAP! You freaking read my mind

Itachi: *nods*

Deidara: what is it? UN

Itachi: she was singing a song in her head

Deidara: I wanna hear!

Hidan: sure? Why not

Kisame: yep

Rest of them: we want to hear

Mitsuki: *sigh* ok

*plugs Mp3 player into Mp3 stereos*

Mitsuki: the song is called Pina colada boy by baby Alice

*click*

*after the song*

Deidara: wow UN

All: O///O

Tobi: Sempi tobi's scared

Deidara: we all are Tobi. We all are.

Pein: you know what?

Mitsuki: what?

Pein: you're a pervert

Mitsuki: thank you! ^-^

Pein: O…K

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Hope you like it! Btw I don't own naruto or the song Pina colada boy

P.S. Pina colada boy is the most perverted song I have ever herd…and it's one of my favorite songs