Disclaimer: This is made for nonprofit at the author's expense, thus there is no reason to sue.
IT'S TIME FOR BRANIMANIACS!
THE IT IS FILLED WITH SUGAR TO THE MAX!
SO GRAB A BOWL AND RELAX!
YOU GET SO FAT YOU WILL FALL THROUGH THE FLAT!
IT'S BRANIMANIACS!
"Hay kids," said Yakko, "You want to stop eating those boring, healthy cereals?"
"Well Branimaniacs is filled with enough sugary goodness to start the day with a kick!" said Dot.
"And a collapse several minutes later!" Said Wakko.
"So you should eat Branimaniacs! Part of a balanced breakfast"! said Dot.
"Come on sibs! Let's dig in!" said Yakko right before a bite.
As soon as those bites went into their mouths, Dot started to gag, Yakko chocked, and Wakko got out his gookie.
"Ahhhh… Why are we endorsing this again?" asked Yakko. A wad of cash came from off screen. "Oh! That is the reason! I see!" Yakko clears his throat, "So get Branimaniacs, so we keep getting paid!"
Now that's, comedy.
