Ok this is a neeewwww story on a new site soo I hope you like!!!
Ok ok okkkkk calm dowwwwn noo need to freak I'm just getting married!
OHHH my God I'm GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!! "Max hun time to put on your dress" my mom told me as she walked in.
Then Nudge walked carrying what I thought was an over sized bottle of pepto bismol covered in fuzz!! "what's with the meds is someone sick?" I asked looking around.
"Max that's your dress" mom said gently. "WHAT!!!! I AM NOT WEREING THAT!!!!!! THAT FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!! I MEAN LOOK AT IT!!! ITS LOKS LIKE A FUZZY FUCKING PEPTO BISMOL!!!! I AM NOT WALKING MY ASS DOWN THE ILE IN THAT!!!!" I screamed.
My mom stood their in shock "Max hunny theirs more than one calm down let me go get the other THREE" she said "Oh" god I felt like a total bitch.
__________________Fait: ohooh it a line Iggy: yeah ouou soo amazing lets get to the story Fait: fine-----
Soo a dress later a was in a tight black lace corset that flowed down into a princess stile but not it was beautiful!!! When Angle gave a mental picture to Ig I swear his gaw was touching the floor!!!
"WOW Max I didn't think you could be such a girl!!" Iggy said laughing "Shut it!!!" I yelled pushing him away.
"Ok Iggy time to get you dressed" I told him. I brought him over to the pepto bismol dress…
Soo and half an hour later and like 10 ponds of makeup later me and Iggy were ready to walk down the isle!! "Max do I have to were this stuff I don't think I have a zip on my eye!!" he said scratching were his I shadow ended.
He was now wearing the pepto dress and loads of makeup like more than me!! He had red lip stick, blue eye shadow, PINK blush and his hair was curled!!
He looked like a doll!!
"Yes Iggy you have to wear it!! I don't want you to look like an idiot for my weeding!!" I told him
"To lat for that" I heard total muter. I tern and glared and him when mom came in and told me "Max it's time!!!!
Fait: yay a story is up!!! And the first chapt!!
Iggy: I can't believe you put me in a dress and makeup!!!!
Fait: what I thought you liked looking like a doll??
Iggy: AHHHH *insert long profanity sentence here*
Fait: WOW IGGY I NEVER KNEW YOU KNOW SOO MANY WORDS
Fait: well since Iggy's busy hitting himself over the head with a book we'll end the chapter here
Fait:Bye!!! Say bye Iggy!!!!
Iggy:AHHHHHH
Fait: he says bye to and ohh wait he say to review to soo review for iggy and bye!!!
