Chocolate Éclair

Yoko was walking home from school one day when she decided to go to the convenient store to order magazine. That's when she got this idea to talk to that new foreign-exchange student from France. Yeah, she admitted that he was cute and all but there was also a real reason she wanted to meet the French boy Éclair.

So she left the convenient store to go to his house which was only across the street from her own. She rang the doorbell:

Ding-Dong!

"Wow. Look at the butterfly flying around," she says randomly while waiting. Lord-and-behold! Éclair opens the door. "Um...hi?" he says nervously, "Do I know you?" he says in a strangely more British accent than a French one. "Why do you sound British?" she asked, he said, "Because I was born in France and then my parents moved to England when I was 2, we stayed there for ten years before moving back to France for another 3 years. So the only English I know how to speak is what they spoke in England." He explains.

"Oh." She says,

Silence.

"Hey, want to go out with me to Disney World? We can fly in a super-cool jet that organization BLANCA has paid for."

"How and why?" he asks confused, "Why? Because you're new and I want to show you around...and you're cute." She muttered the last part so he couldn't hear, "And because I need your help. Now answering your other question of 'How?' I'm an assassin working for the secret organization BLANCA; Spanish for white. I am given assignments like hacking and obtaining information. I also play spy and sometimes sneak into labs and things, too." He stares at her funny-like.

"Ok...? So why do you need me?" he asks.

"Well, one: I need you because, it's my day off and I want to go to Disneyland and two: because there are evil paparazzi reporters disguised as aliens trying to snap pictures of the newlywed Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and I've been given orders by HQ to protect them from such beasts. So...you coming or what?"

He stares at her not really buying it but he finally just agrees since he had nothing better to do. "Ok. Fine. Let's go" he says, "Cool!" she takes out her cell, matrix-style,

Click!

"Captain Kase? Yeah, hey CK! Nothing much how about you?" she carries on her conversation before finally seeing (yet again) another glare by her new friend. "Um...Yeah. Sorry to cut you off but I gotta tell you, since he's giving me weird looks, I gotta new partner-in-crime. Huh? No. He took the red-pill, like me. Yeah, so can you pick us up? I left my locater on me so it shouldn't be too hard to find us. Oh good. Bye."

Click!

"Don't worry my teammate will pick us up in 3...2...1..." suddenly a high-pitched 'screeing' noise erupted in the air and a black jet seemingly from the heavens comes down and a rope is thrown for the two to climb up on. Yoko began climbing but Éclair thought otherwise, "Uh-uh... I lied! I don't wanna go anymore" the French-boy says.

"Sorry, Neo you took the red pill, now, either you come willingly or I throw you in a solitary confinement space aka 'the trunk' and yes this jet does have one."

"NO!" he yells and runs back to his house door only to see many, many black suits blocking it. "Ahh!" he backs away! "Oh, shit! You Americans are scary! Are you all totally insane? Are you all completely high?" he says.

"Back away or else I'll bring out my secret weapon! You American-assholes!"

Of course they wouldn't back off from his door so he backed away, and said, "You forced me to do this!" and screamed his all-so-invincible secret weapon...

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"MOMMY!"

Everyone fell over...

"What the hell! Are you serious! You're calling your mom? You French are totally whacked!" Yoko yelled at him, then motioned to the black suits, "Throw him in the trunk." She says finally. One grabs the back of his shirt collar, "Ah! No wait! I change my mind! Ah! No! Not the trun—k! Mmunh-hun!" His muffled cries echo within the trunk. "Ok let's go to Disney World in Florida!" she climbs up the rope into the jet and they...well...jet...

End of Chapter I