I know there's already one know your stars Hannah Montana style, but this is my version of it

Know Your Stars Hannah Montana Version

Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars

Miley- Who said that?

Announcer- Miley Stewart…is currently dating Oliver Oken

Miley- No, I'm not. We're just friends

Announcer- Sure. Miley Stewart…had sex with Oliver repeatedly

Miley- What? No I didn't

Announcer- Then how do you explain these stories on fanfiction saying you did?

Miley- They're just stories. Fictional stories. They're not real

Announcer- Says you. Miley Stewart…she doesn't know what 2+2 is

Miley- Yes, I do. It's four

Announcer- Lucky guess. Miley Stewart is actually pop star, Hannah Montana

Miley- Liar! Who told you that?

Announcer- The writer

Miley- Well what makes you think he's telling you the truth?

Announcer- Because…he's the writer

Miley- So? He could be lying

Announcer- He's not. Miley Stewart…she thinks people who say she is Hannah Montana are liars

Miley- Because they are

Announcer- then how do you explains these pictures of you in Hannah Montana's dressing room? –pictures fall from nowhere into Miley's lap-

Miley- Umm…photocopier?

Announcer- Right. Now you know Miley Stewart: the girl who is dating and having sex with Oliver Oken and can't add and call people who say she is Hannah Montana liars even though she really is

Miley- Everyone! Don't believe him! He is a liar!