I know there's already one know your stars Hannah Montana style, but this is my version of it
Know Your Stars Hannah Montana Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Miley- Who said that?
Announcer- Miley Stewart…is currently dating Oliver Oken
Miley- No, I'm not. We're just friends
Announcer- Sure. Miley Stewart…had sex with Oliver repeatedly
Miley- What? No I didn't
Announcer- Then how do you explain these stories on fanfiction saying you did?
Miley- They're just stories. Fictional stories. They're not real
Announcer- Says you. Miley Stewart…she doesn't know what 2+2 is
Miley- Yes, I do. It's four
Announcer- Lucky guess. Miley Stewart is actually pop star, Hannah Montana
Miley- Liar! Who told you that?
Announcer- The writer
Miley- Well what makes you think he's telling you the truth?
Announcer- Because…he's the writer
Miley- So? He could be lying
Announcer- He's not. Miley Stewart…she thinks people who say she is Hannah Montana are liars
Miley- Because they are
Announcer- then how do you explains these pictures of you in Hannah Montana's dressing room? –pictures fall from nowhere into Miley's lap-
Miley- Umm…photocopier?
Announcer- Right. Now you know Miley Stewart: the girl who is dating and having sex with Oliver Oken and can't add and call people who say she is Hannah Montana liars even though she really is
Miley- Everyone! Don't believe him! He is a liar!
