A/N: I love family guy! I wish I owned all the seasons but I don't ... It's rather sad. Oh well anyway this just kinda came to me one night while watching family guy. I also remember one time on adult swim there was a commercial like thing where the Griffin's were fighting one another: Louis vs. Peter, Meg vs. Chris, and Brian vs. Stewie. Well this is as you can see my first posted fanfic. Hope you like! I would appreciate any reviews good or flames.
Griffin vs. Griffin
Fight 1
Brian vs. Stewie
Stewie walked in the family room with an urge to watch the "Desperate House Wives."
"Why in Bloody Hell..."Stewie was interrupted by a horrific site. "Brian what the hell are you doing!" Stewie shouted eyes wide as saucers. There Brian was urinating on his best friend, Beauregard, looking quite satisfied and ashamed at the same time. "What the devil! Beauregard!" Stewie yelled. Brian turned finally noticing Stewie. "Uh Stewie I'm sor... what are you doing up from your nap? Stewie you know I have a problem... I... I..." Brian Stammered and looked down in disgust with him self. "Problem! Problem! I'll say! I thought that's what the shrink was for!" Stewie ranted and waved his finger at Brian. "It came back and now it's worse then ever. Anyway Stewie it's just a stupid bear. You can wash it or get a new one." Brian suggested. Stewie looked up at Brian with rage and screamed with all his might (if you've watched Stewie get mad you know what power that is.) "It's not a stupid bear! It is not just any old bear I can through in the wash or in the trash and replace! You PISSED on my Bear! I will make your Death slow and painful for you are family." And with that Stewie jumped up and did a side kick at Brian, Brian blocked it but the next few blows he couldn't. Brian ran to the kitchen searching for Louis to apprehend the little monster, who at the moment was kicking his ass. He hid behind a chair getting ready to through it at him. Stewie rounded the corner and kick the chair back at Brian. "How dare you! You think a stupid wooden chair can stop me! What a feeble minded fool..." Stewie said with the shake of his head. Stewie got a head start on his run and front flipped over Brian and grabbed the new mirror and smashed it against the tip of Brian's head. "oww!" Brian yelped and grabbed Stewie's leg an swung him through the newly installed widow from the kitchen to the living room. Stewie rolled and hopped back on his feet and seized a fencing sword, from the set peter had just gotten from e-bay, and lunged at Brian. Brian quickly dodged him and had taken a sword for himself. Just as they started battling back and forth Louis walked in, dropped the bag of groceries, and yelled "What in the name of Pete is going on here!" The other two quickly tossed the swords to the side and acted like nothing was wrong. But Louis could tell by the broken glass and chair's as well as what she had just seen everything was far from right. Louis picked up Stewie put him back in his crib and began to scold Brian. "What the Hell were you thinking are you drunk or are you high again! Traipsing around and letting a baby play with a sword!" Louis continued and Stewie just stared a Brian with a grin. Brian could do nothing but glare at the baby. When Louis left, in quite a huff I must add, he said only two words with a point. "Next time..."
A/N: Hey all thanks for reading! Tell me what you think! Should I continue with the other fights I was thinking of or no?
