Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or mutt by Blink-182, so awesome I 3 blink
Dedication: Hypheniated, thanks for the prompt, took me a while
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, I've been told a strong sexual goal
He goes out everyday she goes every way oh yeah
And they don't even care at all
Sasuke smirked as he rolled up to school in his family's fancy sport car. Life was good. His older brother had finally left home, his girlfriend Sakura had finally agreed to take it to the next level, they had been going strong for the past four weeks now and his parents had let him drive their car for a week. Sasuke flipped on his dark sunglasses and stepped out; he nodded at the girls walking by and was elated at their reaction, of course he didn't show it. Sasuke Uchiha kept his cool, that's why he was a man of a few words; he had to keep up his reputation after all.
"SASUKE!"
Sasuke winced and clenched his fists as the girls he just passed started giggling. Naruto. Naruto was the opposite to him, Sasuke thought, he wasn't subtle, silent, handsome or cool. He wasn't even rich. Sasuke shook his head as he asked himself why he even talked to him.
"Oh yeah, Naruto is my best mate," Sasuke sighed as the blonde glomped him.
"Sasuke, big news!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs, stopping passing traffic and half the population of the school.
"Keep your voice down," Sasuke hissed as he pried his loud friend off of him.
Naruto smiled sheepishly and scratched the back of his head, "Sorry about that. Anyway with the big news, guess who is going out this Friday night?"
Sasuke continued to stare at Naruto, No way is this guy getting laid…or having a date at all for that matter. Girls go for the mysterious type. I should k-
Naruto interrupted Sasuke's cocky thoughts, "ME AND HINATA!"
Sasuke rolled his neck and smiled almost as he heard three satisfying cracks, he then focused on his friend, "You and Hinata?"
Naruto nodded enthusiastically.
"You're going out with Hinata?"
Naruto rolled his eyes, "Yes! Okay, god Sasuke you can at least bel-
"Uh, Naruto, I didn't ask the second time. I'd turn around if I were you," Sasuke went wide-eyed.
Naruto adopted Sasuke's expression and slowly turned his head to meet a fist. Sasuke wrinkled his nose as he heard the sound of Neji's knuckles meeting Naruto's sunny face. Immediately a crowd gathered around the three of them and Sasuke grudgingly remembered that Naruto was his mate and he had to do something. Sasuke sighed as he launched himself at Neji and grimaced as he heard Neji's nose crunch under his hand, that couldn't be good. Sasuke then groaned as strong hands grabbed his collar and pulled him away from the beaten up Hyuga. Kakashi.
"What the fuck is this? You three in Tsunade's office!" Kakashi bellowed, he then glared at the surrounding students, "And what are you all goggling at? Shouldn't you be in class!"
The crowd began to dissipate, the once tense atmosphere relaxed as people started to mutter and go in their separate directions. Kakashi roughly shook Sasuke and placed him on his feet. Sasuke absentmindedly rubbed the back of his neck as he made his way to the principal's office.
"Kakashi-sensei, can't I go to the nurse's office first?" Neji asked, "I think my nose is broken."
"I don't give a shit, go to Tsunade first," Kakashi hissed, he then walked off muttering something along the lines of 'screw this, I should have become a builder'.
She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way to unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
Sasuke kicked the group of lockers outside the office as he put the pink slip into his bag, detentions were a waste of time.
"Sasuke! I'm right here, if I was going to abuse school property I'd make sure it wasn't under the principal's nose," Tsunade called out from her desk.
"Fuck you, you crazy old hag," Sasuke muttered, nonetheless he stopped kicking the year seven lockers and walked at a slightly faster pace to his next class.
Sasuke forgot about his detention once he strutted into the lab, he was in his element. Sasuke nodded to the teacher at the front and sauntered over to the place where he always sat. His girlfriend was waiting for him, she smiled and Sasuke covered up his smirk and slipped in next to her. He didn't want to seem pleased after all. Sasuke looked around the lab and didn't have a hard time finding inspiration to look like something was shoved up his arse. The ugly red lino floors and Rock Lee sitting in front of him easily placed that constant scowl back onto his face. Sasuke leaned his elbows on the table and rested his mouth on clasped hands. School was so useless, he wanted out. Sasuke then felt smooth hands snake around his arm; he narrowed his eyes as Sakura placed a note in front of him. As her pale white hands returned to where they were supposed to be Sasuke discretely opened the folded piece of paper. It read:
I love you
That was all, Sasuke's brows furrowed even further. What the hell was that about? Since when did Sakura get all sentimental? Something was up. Sasuke then wondered if it had to do with last night. Sure they had sex but they had been doing it for the past month on a regular basis.
Sasuke bent close to Sakura's ear and whispered, "I know."
Sakura's smile grew and she blushed, Sasuke nodded to himself, that was a known reaction to his whispers. Usually girls shivered, some extreme cases resulted in fainting. Sasuke placed an arm around Sakura's shoulders and leaned back. Life was pretty good, even if he had detention. School was going to finish soon anyway.
"Could the lovebirds at the back separate," Kurenai growled.
Sasuke chuckled as he released Sakura and folded his arms; Kurenai definitely wanted him, just like every other girl in the class. He turned his head and caught that blonde staring at him. Sasuke winked and smirked slightly as she reddened.
Life was good indeed.
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
He wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow
They go out every night his pants are super tight oh yeah
And they don't even care at all
Sakura took a deep breath; she was sitting, her pink hair framing her emerald eyes. The rosette had an anxious look on her pale face. If an onlooker were to see her they would know instinctually that she was waiting for someone, and that she was keeping an important secret. She had that self absorbed look a person has when they know something the whole world doesn't. Then her pursed lips relaxed into an easy grin as a tall, lean boy joined her. Sakura placed her small, delicate hand on Sasuke's white, white skin.
"Sasuke," Sakura whispered.
Sasuke looked up surprised, he seldom looked surprised, in fact Sasuke Uchiha prided himself on always knowing what was about to happen, at least he appeared to. The raven-haired boy looked into his girlfriend's smooth face. Sakura realised he wasn't going to physically open his mouth and reply so she continued.
"I have something very, very important to tell you," Sakura breathed, "Promise not to be…upset."
Sasuke frowned.
"I'm sixteen, and so are you," Sakura nervously twisted her fingers around each other.
"Hn," Sasuke knew this, it was obvious.
"We are the legal age to…" Sakura stopped and looked up at Sasuke.
Sasuke nodded his head, he knew what she meant, why was she acting so…
"Which means we are old enough to look after our responsibilities," Sakura's voice began to grow in strength.
Sasuke stared blankly at his small girlfriend, "And?"
Sakura covered her face and breathed deeply, she then removed her hands and met Sasuke's eyes with a fiery gaze, "I'm pregnant Sasuke."
Sasuke continued to stare blankly. Then it hit him.
Sasuke started to laugh crazily, "Very funny. That's a joke right? It's April the 1st, isn't it!"
Sakura's face looked pained and she shook her head, "I wish it was a joke. It's December the 1st Sasuke."
It was Sasuke's turn to shake his head, he felt his body go hot and cold and his heart did a strange convulsion, "No, no, it's just a dream!"
Sakura reached out to Sasuke but Sasuke jumped up from the table, "LEAVE ME ALONE! FUCK I DON'T WANT KIDS YET! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO DAMN FERTILE! I'M TO YOUNG TO BE A FATHER!"
Sakura glanced around at the gathering crowd, "Shut up Sasuke! People are hearing this!"
Sasuke banged his fist onto the table, "FUUUUCK! Shit, what am I going to do, fuck, I know, no, god help me!"
More and more people gathered and watched in amusement as Sasuke lay on the table and pounded it while screaming obscenities. Sakura just sat there stunned, with a very embarrassed look on her face. She watched in horror as Sasuke proceeded to roll around and she winced as people started a hush whisper of, 'Sakura's pregnant!' Sakura then decided enough was enough; she had been scared of Sasuke for so long. She had obeyed him and followed him around, well fuck that, look where his latest decision had landed them. Sakura stood up and grabbed Sasuke by his silky black hair.
"YOU BASTARD! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO? IT'S WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO! I'LL TELL YOU THE FIRST THING, YOU ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME AND DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I SAY! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE STUCK WITH A BABY! AND YOU AREN'T THE ONE WHO HAS TO FORCE A DESK OUT OF YOUR FUCKING VAGINA!" Sakura screamed, everyone went quiet (including Sasuke) and Sakura's voice became deadly, "So from now on don't act like you're the shitz and that I'm your servant because GUESS WHAT! I'm pregnant with your fucking baby and you are going to be the father. So stop throwing that giant tantrum and grow up."
Sasuke's eyes were as wide as saucepans and he immediately calmed down from his rant, "Can you let go of my hair?"
Sakura complied and the two of them ignored the surrounding school and sat on the table together.
"So, what are…we going to do? My parents will kill me," Sasuke sighed.
"Same," Sakura looked up into the blue, blue sky. Not one cloud. A beautiful day…
And they don't even care at all
