Introduction
In our forum, we have a lot of fun. We talk, get drunk (only virtually, of course), throw parties, plan weddings......about everything you can think of. However, some moments are better than all others, moments that have us laughing our butts off. This is the story to share them with all of you guys.
Thankfully for you all, us Unrelated Wizards appear to have a habit of saving the best chat moments and re-posting them in our archives, so there's a lot of material to cover.
These are the edited, re-formatted versions of our chat moments, with commentary to make them flow better. Enjoy! Commentary is in bold.
The setting: It was just beginning to get busy in the chat, the evening rush about an hour away. We (Remus, Harry, Ginny, Bella, and Astoria) were chatting about something no one can remember when the chat got a little full. It made it hard for some people's computers to load, so Remy, being the administrator, cleared it. We talked for a minute or so more without anything weird happening.
Suddenly, Remy cleared the messages again, for no apparent reason. General confusion followed. Here's how it went:
*Messages cleared by Remus Lupin
Ginny Weasley : Why?
Bellatrix Lestrange : God bless you, Remy.
Harry Potter : Lupin, are your parents reading over your shoulder or something?
Ginny Weasley : Wait, what's with the other clearing?
Ginny Weasley : HI REMY'S PARENTS!
Astoria Greengrass : ...
Remus Lupin : PARENTALS! EVERYBODY SAY SOMETHING WEIRD!
Unfortunately, this was a typo. Remy later revealed he had meant to say NOT to say something weird, but it was too late. Our weirdness began to emerge. (The spelling and punctuation in this section was so horrible it was almost humorous, so it has been left unaltered.)
Astoria Greengrass : HEY UR COOL!
Bellatrix Lestrange : TRALALA
Bellatrix Lestrange : MMM MAH DING DING DONG
Astoria Greengrass : OUUUHH
Harry Potter : MMM MY DING DING DONG
Ginny Weasley : DON'T WORRY I'M NOT A STALKER!
Bellatrix Lestrange : WHO WANTS TO HAVE A N00N3R?!?!
Harry Potter : ME NEITHER
Astoria Greengrass : IM KANATAAA
Bellatrix Lestrange : HI REMY'S PARENTS!!
Bellatrix Lestrange : UU KANATA
Harry Potter : HIIII
Ginny Weasley : AND I'M PARANOID LIKE YOU SO I DON'T GIVE OUT INFO!
Astoria Greengrass : MEE KANATTA
Ginny Weasley : Why is everyone in all caps?
Astoria Greengrass : SAME HERE
Astoria Greengrass : I DONNO
Bellatrix Lestrange : BILLY JEAN IS NOT MAH LUVR!
Bellatrix Lestrange : VOLDY IS!
Remy's parents had been watching all of our mayhem. They took over Remy's laptop and began to question us. Startled, we got a bit...defensive (meaning we lied through our teeth).
Remus Lupin : Hello everyone. This is- Remus's?- parents.
Astoria Greengrass : All we're doing here is discussing Harry Potter.
Ginny Weasley : Hi!
Bellatrix Lestrange : Oh hi.
Astoria Greengrass : Hello.
Harry Potter : Roleplaying, actually.
Harry Potter : Hi.
Bellatrix Lestrange : It's quite fun
Ginny Weasley : Don't worry, we're being nice.
Remus Lupin : Has "Remus" done anything strange on here?
Bellatrix Lestrange : Nope.
Astoria Greengrass : Not really.
Harry Potter : Nope.
Ginny Weasley : No, he's the normal one.
Astoria Greengrass : LOL Ginny.
Bellatrix Lestrange : Agreed.
Remus Lupin : Good. Goodbye everyone!
* Harry Potter high fives Ginny
Ginny Weasley : BYE!
Bellatrix Lestrange : Bye!
Astoria Greengrass : Bye.
Bellatrix Lestrange : Nice meeting you.
Ginny Weasley : Adios!
The parents are gone, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Harry Potter : HAHAHHAHA!
Bellatrix Lestrange : GOD BLESS YOU REMUS!
Remus Lupin : THANK YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aftermath
The "Parental Incident" was brought up many times that night and was later reposted in the archives. Some of the comments were:
Harry: That was as funny as hell.
Remus: YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!
Astoria: Rofl. Yeah, that was pretty cool. I still love what Ginny said though, that you're the normal one. LOL! There are no normal people here. We're all mad here.
Well said, Stori. Very well said.
(Just an extra little tidbit: When asked later which one us was his favorite, Remy's dad responded that he liked Bella. His reason? Because she kept talking about nooners. I guess we know where Remy gets it from :D)
