My Life as a Teenage Kindergartener

Chapter 1: Going Back

Ed groaned. He HATED Mondays. The Colonel had told him to report to his office to discuss an "important matter." He stared at the colonel across from him, looking at some odd papers. Ed saw Roy smirk as he held up a pink slip of paper. Ed gulped. When Mustang smirked like that, it meant trouble. "Ed, I've noticed in your personal file that no record was kept for schooling at the age of 5-6 years." He explained. Ed stared at him in confusion. What was he talking about? Roy's smirk grew. "To put it bluntly, you need to go back to school..." He stopped and looked at Ed's relieved face. He must think he going to high school.

"...As a kindergartener."

Ed gaped. His eyes doubled in size and his mouth hung open. "K-KINDERGARTEN!?!?" He yelled. Roy kept smirking. "I wanted to let you know that starting today you will go to kindergarten for the ENTIRE year and legally pass. So don't even think alchemy will get you a higher grade. Understand?" Roy explained. Ed hung his head. "Yes..." He mumbled. "Okay. Havoc will drive you to school and back in the afternoons. You will be outside after lunch. Dismissed." Roy told him. Ed grumbled the rest of the day.

Al had tried several times to lighten his brother up. But nothing seemed to work. All Ed would do to answer was groan. In the car, Havoc tried to cheer Ed up too. "C'mon champ, lighten up! Alot of the people in the military could only WISH to be back in kindergarten! All you have to do is say your ABC's and you pass! Isn't that great?" Havoc smiled. Ed groaned, looking out the window. Havoc dropped the smile. "Of course, the colonel wanted you to know that the teacher you have will treat you like you're five. If you try to say you're fifteen, she won't listen." He warned.

A few minutes later, They were at the school. Havoc showed Ed to the room and left. 'Okay. Get ready Ed. 'Cause you're doomed.' Ed thought as he opened the door and stepped in the classroom.

I know it's a bit rushed, but it will get a LOT funnier! R&R!!!