A/N: This is a musical HP fanfic with some twists. I suggest SINGING, not reading it. Have fun ;)

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*Slytherin and Gryffindor are in Potions Class- when suddenly Snape drinks Draco's-gone-wrong-experiment. Instead of transforming Snape into a-super- stellar-Snape, it turned him into a slightly-scary-singing-Snape! OH NO!*



*After groans, moans, and other gruelling noises are heard from Snape- he suddenly jumps on Draco's desk ready to tap dance*

Draco- *talking* Professor Snape, are you...er...alright?

Snape- *talking* No! Anyone?!?- has anyone heard of...

*begins to sing*

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekkyl!

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll HYDDDEEE!

*whole class joins but Draco whose is watching in disgust and a tad embarrased.*

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekkyl!

Draco- *nudges Crabbe and Goyle* What are you two duds doing?!?

Crabbe- Ah, sorry...

Goyle- It's just kinda catchy!

Class- Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll HYDDDEEE!

*SUDDENLY VOLDEMORT barges into classroom, pulling Profesor Quirrel by the back of his turban.*

*Class gasps*

Professor Quirrel- P-p-please don't h-hurt me.

Ron- *whispeers* That stutter is so f-f-fake.

*Just as Voldemort is about to unleash his wrath, it seems the potion has someone rubbed off on him too.*

Voldemort- *sings* Thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger.

*It seems only words of song will come from his mouth, and actions of dance from his shaking self.*

Voldemort- *breaks out in Destiney's Child song and dance*

I'm a survivor

I'm not gon give up

I'm not gon stop

I'm gon work harder

I'm a survivor

I'm gonna make it

I will survive

Keep on survivin'

*Wormtail somehow, finds himself beside Voldemort, with- OH MY LORDY!*

Hermione- *speaking* What is he wearing?

Ron- *speaking* Is that a thong over his cloak?

Harry- *speaking* No way!!! EWWW!!!

Wormtail- *hands the bongos to Quirrel who starts playing the beat of "I'm a Slave for You".*

*sings* I'm a SLLAAVVVEEE for you! *dances by Voldemort*

I'm not trying to hide it

I'm a slllaaaaaaaaavveeee for you!

Harry- *speaking* This is enough!

*sings* I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

Voldemort- *sings* Shut-up or we'll fight!

Harry- *sings* For the right-

Both Voldemort and Harry- *singing* TOO PARTTYYYY!!!

You gotta fight! (DUN DA)

For the right! (DUN DA)

To PARRRTTYYY!

*All the students and teachers and villians in the Potions Room get off their booty and dance and sing- except DRACO that is. He's left at his desk all alone.*

Draco- *speaking* Crabbe? Doyle?

Everyone but Draco- *singing* You gotta fight! For the right! To PARRTTYYY!

Draco- *speaking* Where's Crabbe? Where's Doyle? RRR!!! FINE!!!

*begins to snap his fingers. Sings* Where's all my soul sistas? Lemme hear ya flow sistas.

Crabbe and Doyle- *singing* Hey sista go, sista flow, sista go sista.

Draco- *sings looking at Harry* Quit playing games with my heart!!!!

Harry- *is silent...looks at poor lil'Draco and sings* Why can't we be friends?

*sings to Snape* Why can't we be friends?

*turns and sings to Voldemort* Why can't we be friends?

*Voldemort, Draco, and Snape all shed tears, and break into song.*

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T BE FRIENDS?

*THEN- suddenly the potions wears off. Snape is mid-bear hug with Voldemort. Draco, Crabbe, and Doyle are can-caning. Wormtail is dressed as a school girl.*

Snape- *speaking and scared*...What- whatever just happened, we will all try very hard to forget, okay?

*Everyone nodds and goes about their regular business, afterall it's not too healthy having pictures of Wormtail as Britney Spears and Can-Can Dancers as Crabbe and Doyle.*

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C'EST FINI! Hope you had as much fun reading it, as I did writing! =^_^= MWAHAHAHA! P.s. Reviews are welcome!