A/N: This is a musical HP fanfic with some twists. I suggest SINGING, not
reading it. Have fun ;)
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*Slytherin and Gryffindor are in Potions Class- when suddenly Snape drinks Draco's-gone-wrong-experiment. Instead of transforming Snape into a-super- stellar-Snape, it turned him into a slightly-scary-singing-Snape! OH NO!*
*After groans, moans, and other gruelling noises are heard from Snape- he suddenly jumps on Draco's desk ready to tap dance*
Draco- *talking* Professor Snape, are you...er...alright?
Snape- *talking* No! Anyone?!?- has anyone heard of...
*begins to sing*
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekkyl!
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll HYDDDEEE!
*whole class joins but Draco whose is watching in disgust and a tad embarrased.*
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekkyl!
Draco- *nudges Crabbe and Goyle* What are you two duds doing?!?
Crabbe- Ah, sorry...
Goyle- It's just kinda catchy!
Class- Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll HYDDDEEE!
*SUDDENLY VOLDEMORT barges into classroom, pulling Profesor Quirrel by the back of his turban.*
*Class gasps*
Professor Quirrel- P-p-please don't h-hurt me.
Ron- *whispeers* That stutter is so f-f-fake.
*Just as Voldemort is about to unleash his wrath, it seems the potion has someone rubbed off on him too.*
Voldemort- *sings* Thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger.
*It seems only words of song will come from his mouth, and actions of dance from his shaking self.*
Voldemort- *breaks out in Destiney's Child song and dance*
I'm a survivor
I'm not gon give up
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin'
*Wormtail somehow, finds himself beside Voldemort, with- OH MY LORDY!*
Hermione- *speaking* What is he wearing?
Ron- *speaking* Is that a thong over his cloak?
Harry- *speaking* No way!!! EWWW!!!
Wormtail- *hands the bongos to Quirrel who starts playing the beat of "I'm a Slave for You".*
*sings* I'm a SLLAAVVVEEE for you! *dances by Voldemort*
I'm not trying to hide it
I'm a slllaaaaaaaaavveeee for you!
Harry- *speaking* This is enough!
*sings* I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Voldemort- *sings* Shut-up or we'll fight!
Harry- *sings* For the right-
Both Voldemort and Harry- *singing* TOO PARTTYYYY!!!
You gotta fight! (DUN DA)
For the right! (DUN DA)
To PARRRTTYYY!
*All the students and teachers and villians in the Potions Room get off their booty and dance and sing- except DRACO that is. He's left at his desk all alone.*
Draco- *speaking* Crabbe? Doyle?
Everyone but Draco- *singing* You gotta fight! For the right! To PARRTTYYY!
Draco- *speaking* Where's Crabbe? Where's Doyle? RRR!!! FINE!!!
*begins to snap his fingers. Sings* Where's all my soul sistas? Lemme hear ya flow sistas.
Crabbe and Doyle- *singing* Hey sista go, sista flow, sista go sista.
Draco- *sings looking at Harry* Quit playing games with my heart!!!!
Harry- *is silent...looks at poor lil'Draco and sings* Why can't we be friends?
*sings to Snape* Why can't we be friends?
*turns and sings to Voldemort* Why can't we be friends?
*Voldemort, Draco, and Snape all shed tears, and break into song.*
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T BE FRIENDS?
*THEN- suddenly the potions wears off. Snape is mid-bear hug with Voldemort. Draco, Crabbe, and Doyle are can-caning. Wormtail is dressed as a school girl.*
Snape- *speaking and scared*...What- whatever just happened, we will all try very hard to forget, okay?
*Everyone nodds and goes about their regular business, afterall it's not too healthy having pictures of Wormtail as Britney Spears and Can-Can Dancers as Crabbe and Doyle.*
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C'EST FINI! Hope you had as much fun reading it, as I did writing! =^_^= MWAHAHAHA! P.s. Reviews are welcome!
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*Slytherin and Gryffindor are in Potions Class- when suddenly Snape drinks Draco's-gone-wrong-experiment. Instead of transforming Snape into a-super- stellar-Snape, it turned him into a slightly-scary-singing-Snape! OH NO!*
*After groans, moans, and other gruelling noises are heard from Snape- he suddenly jumps on Draco's desk ready to tap dance*
Draco- *talking* Professor Snape, are you...er...alright?
Snape- *talking* No! Anyone?!?- has anyone heard of...
*begins to sing*
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekkyl!
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll HYDDDEEE!
*whole class joins but Draco whose is watching in disgust and a tad embarrased.*
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekkyl!
Draco- *nudges Crabbe and Goyle* What are you two duds doing?!?
Crabbe- Ah, sorry...
Goyle- It's just kinda catchy!
Class- Jekyll Jekyll Hyde, Jekyll HYDDDEEE!
*SUDDENLY VOLDEMORT barges into classroom, pulling Profesor Quirrel by the back of his turban.*
*Class gasps*
Professor Quirrel- P-p-please don't h-hurt me.
Ron- *whispeers* That stutter is so f-f-fake.
*Just as Voldemort is about to unleash his wrath, it seems the potion has someone rubbed off on him too.*
Voldemort- *sings* Thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger.
*It seems only words of song will come from his mouth, and actions of dance from his shaking self.*
Voldemort- *breaks out in Destiney's Child song and dance*
I'm a survivor
I'm not gon give up
I'm not gon stop
I'm gon work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin'
*Wormtail somehow, finds himself beside Voldemort, with- OH MY LORDY!*
Hermione- *speaking* What is he wearing?
Ron- *speaking* Is that a thong over his cloak?
Harry- *speaking* No way!!! EWWW!!!
Wormtail- *hands the bongos to Quirrel who starts playing the beat of "I'm a Slave for You".*
*sings* I'm a SLLAAVVVEEE for you! *dances by Voldemort*
I'm not trying to hide it
I'm a slllaaaaaaaaavveeee for you!
Harry- *speaking* This is enough!
*sings* I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
Voldemort- *sings* Shut-up or we'll fight!
Harry- *sings* For the right-
Both Voldemort and Harry- *singing* TOO PARTTYYYY!!!
You gotta fight! (DUN DA)
For the right! (DUN DA)
To PARRRTTYYY!
*All the students and teachers and villians in the Potions Room get off their booty and dance and sing- except DRACO that is. He's left at his desk all alone.*
Draco- *speaking* Crabbe? Doyle?
Everyone but Draco- *singing* You gotta fight! For the right! To PARRTTYYY!
Draco- *speaking* Where's Crabbe? Where's Doyle? RRR!!! FINE!!!
*begins to snap his fingers. Sings* Where's all my soul sistas? Lemme hear ya flow sistas.
Crabbe and Doyle- *singing* Hey sista go, sista flow, sista go sista.
Draco- *sings looking at Harry* Quit playing games with my heart!!!!
Harry- *is silent...looks at poor lil'Draco and sings* Why can't we be friends?
*sings to Snape* Why can't we be friends?
*turns and sings to Voldemort* Why can't we be friends?
*Voldemort, Draco, and Snape all shed tears, and break into song.*
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T BE FRIENDS?
*THEN- suddenly the potions wears off. Snape is mid-bear hug with Voldemort. Draco, Crabbe, and Doyle are can-caning. Wormtail is dressed as a school girl.*
Snape- *speaking and scared*...What- whatever just happened, we will all try very hard to forget, okay?
*Everyone nodds and goes about their regular business, afterall it's not too healthy having pictures of Wormtail as Britney Spears and Can-Can Dancers as Crabbe and Doyle.*
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C'EST FINI! Hope you had as much fun reading it, as I did writing! =^_^= MWAHAHAHA! P.s. Reviews are welcome!
