This is only a one shot. Sorry if you hate Yoai but it just came to me off the top of my head and it isn't that bad compared to other Yoai stories … it is more fluffy than anything


But I wanted to cook something different!

"So I'm cooking my best dish and adding the last few spices when he comes in here and shouts at the top of his voice-"

"SANJI I WANT MEAT, NOT FISH!"

"But I just finished cooking it!" I whine back; I felt a little childish but the captain is childish too.

"SANJI! I am your Captain and I say MEAT!" With that Luffy left the kitchen

"Yes sir." I spat my cigarette into the bin near me and began work on cooking an eight course meal for a brat of a pirate.

"TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH!" Luffy yelled smashing his knife and fork down on the table as I put his plates in front of him.

"Fine if you want food, you can cook yourself, you ungrateful little bastard!" I got up, kicked over my chair and lit a cig up when I got to my bedroom door. I was still mad in the middle of the night when Luffy had finished his round.

Normally he would come in and shout 'give me a feast Sanji!' and I would reply 'sure thing captain' because I was always happy to cook.

Tonight however he crept in, sneaked into his hammock and fell asleep straight away. I didn't feel bad because he deserved it. If I want to cook something a little different than beef and rice, then dammit sue me.

All I wanted to do was cook my favourite fish meal because I thought they'd like to try something different but instead he whines at me! So I'm stuck eating something that was supposed to be for the crew!

"Sanji?" a muffled whisper came from over in Luffy's direction

"What!" I reply savagely

"I'm sorry, I didn't think it would've upset you this much" For the first time I have been on this ship I never thought I'd hear him say sorry like that. It was completely sincere, but I was still mad.

"So? If you want something, go get something from the fridge" I said in a huff

"But Sanji I've never cooked anything other than cereal before."

"What do you mean 'cook cereal'? You can't cook cereal." I was angry with him but a smile pushed its way through my anger into a visible smile as I thought of an innocent kitchen burst into flames as the cereal burned.

"Sanji… please cook for me again, I promise that whatever you cook I'll eat." His voice was so childish but slightly adorable. I heard him stand up and come over to my bunk. He reached up with his rubber arms and gave me a hug "Please Sanji, I'm really, really sorry." The poor guy sounded like he was about to cry.

I sat up and detangled myself from him, as I stood up I heard his stomach give a growl. Laughing on the inside I gave Luffy a hug to show he was forgiven and we went to the kitchen to get him… meat and rice. Well I don't want my kitchen to end up in the same way the cereal did now do I?


R&R please.. ohandi don't own one piece (damn no sanji for me)