Wormhole
By: Ecense
Chapter One: Get The Hell Off Me!!!
Summary: Inuyasha/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover. Mir/San, Inu/Kag, Kua/Yuk, Yus/Bot. **VERY slight Keiko**
~*~
It was a normal day for Yusuke Urameshi.
"Yusuke!" a voice called behind him. He turned around to see Keiko, his girlfriend, running toward him.
"Hey Keiko."
"Hey I was just going to the mall, wanna come Yusuke?"
"Nah, I'm supposed to be at Koenma's office in a little while."
Keiko huffed. "Yusuke! Everytime I want to be with you, you always have a case!"
"Keiko! I haven't had a case for months! And it's a reuinion not a case!"
"A reunion?"
"Yeah. It's been a long time since we've had a case, so Koenma scheduled a reunion at his office. I'll only be a few hours, I promise."
"Alright. See you, Yusuke." Keiko said, her head hung low, before speeding off toward the mall.
~*~
"Inuyasha! Lunch time!" Kagome called.
Inuyasha jumped out of the tree, muttering a "feh!"
"PERVERT!"
*SLAP!!*
"My intentions were pure."
"You call grabbing my ass pure?"
*SLAP!*
"Keep your hands away from me, lecher!"
Shippo sighed, "Their at it again."
"Thats the fifth time today." Kagome said.
"Feh. Maybe she knocked some sense into the pervert."
*SLAP!*
"I said keep your hands away from me!!"
Kagome sweatdropped. "Guess not."
~*~
"This is boring." Yusuke complained.
"I agree. This party is very dull indeed." Kurama said.
"HEY! Where's the food?!" Kuabara asked.
Botan sighed. "When Koenma said reunion, I thought it would be more than this."
Everyone groaned.
"Is this what hell is like?" Yusuke asked, picking a peice of confetti from his hair.
"No. Hell isn't this bad." Kuabara answered.
Yusuke sighed. "I'm hungry. I'm bored. I have no one to pound on. Why don't I just stab myself?"
"Good question." Kuabara chuckled.
"Oh shut-up!"
"Dinner is served!" Koenma called from the doorway.
Everyone perked up.
Botan gulped. "Guys, look above us."
Above their heads was a black-hole.
"Uh-oh..." they chorused.
~*~
*SLAP!*
"Pervert!"
Kagome sighed. This had been going on for the past fifteen minutes. Miroku would grope Sango, Sango would slap him soundly across the face, and Shippo would chuckle.
"AAAHHHHHHHH!!"
"Shippo, what is it?" Kagome asked.
"Look!" Shippo pointed toward the sky, where a black-hole was forming. And everything happened so quickly. Seven people fell out of the hole and landed with a "umph" on the ground.
"Are we alive?" Botan asked.
"I think so." Yukina replied.
Shippo screamed. "IT'S FALLING SKY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!"
*sweatdrop*
"So... who are you?" Sango asked.
"I'm Koenma. This is my assistant Botan. This is Yukina. And thease people over here are Kuabara, Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke."
"It's very nice to meet you." Kagome said. "Now, why did you fall out of the sky?"
"First, may I ask, where are we?" Koenma said, looking around.
"You're in Japan."
"No, really?" Yusuke said sarcastically. Kagome glared at him.
"FEUDAL Japan."
*SLAP!*
"Pervert!"
"It wasn't me this time." Sango said, putting her hands up in defense.
Everyone turned around to see a red-faced Botan.
"Me and you..." Sango said to Botan, "Will get along just fine."
*Sweatdrop*
Kagome blinked. "Where is Inuyasha?"
As if on que, a muffled, "Get the hell off me!" was heard.
"Looks like you landed on him." Shippo said between laughs.
"FINALLY! Some fresh air!" Inuyasha grumbled. "I think my back is broken."
Yusuke shrugged. "It's better than being dead. You could've suffocated."
"Stay with these morons for a while and death seems like a luxury."
Yusuke snickered.
"SIT!"
*BAM!*
"BITCH!! What was THAT for!"
"I'm not a moron!"
"Did I say you were included when I said 'they'?"
"No...."
"Exactly."
"Oh I almost forgot!" Kagome said. "My name s Kagome. This is Inuyasha. This is Shippo. This is Miroku... ladies, beware.... his hands like to wander." Miroku glared at this statement. "This is Sango. And this is Kirara."
"What are you talking about, wench? You DID foget."
"SIT!"
*BAM!*
"Itai..."
~*~
"I'm bored!" Yusuke whined.
"Why can't we be attacked?"
"INUYASHA!!" Kagome yelled. "You should be happy we're all safe!"
"Who cares about the rest of you? I'm bored!! I want to slice something."
"I want to shoot at something!"
"I'M BORED!!" Inuyasha and Yusuke whined at the same time.
Everyone scooted back alittle.
"Is it just me..." Kagome asked. "Or are those two awfully alike?"
Shippo yelped. "Another Inuyasha?"
Koenma yelped. "Another Yusuke?"
"Is this a nightmare?" Miroku asked.
"Miroku, 'nightmare' is an understatement, in this situation." Botan corrected.
"Your right, more like hell."
Inuyasha and Yusuke glared. "Shut-up!"
"Anyone wanna go to the hotsprings?" Kagome asked, completely ignoring the fact that Inuyasha and Yusuke were sulking.
"Sure." Sango agreed. "And Miroku... don't even THINK about following us!"
Miroku gave his "who? me?" face just to earn a glare from Sango.
When the girls were out of sight Miroku asked. "So anybody wanna follow them?"
*Sweatdrop*
"Feh! Get your mind out of the gutter, lecher!"
"Oh c'mon Inuyasha. Don't you have the slightest interest in looking?"
"Feh!"
"Just a little?"
"Feh!"
"Is that a yes or a no?"
"FEH!"
"What's it even mean?" Yusuke asked.
"Feh!"
"........."
"He uses it when he doesn't want to admit he's wrong."
"SHUT-UP!" Inuyasha's face was red.
"When will you learn to control your temper, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked nonchantly.
"After I crush you're bones!" Inuyasha cracked his knuckles.
"Uh-oh..." was all Miroku could manage to say before running from a pissed off hanyou.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU STUPID HENTAI!"
Yusuke laughed at the two. "This is the best entertainment I've had all day!"
Right when Inuyasha was about to catch the monk a loud "SIT!" was heard.
"WENCH!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Well don't just sit there Inuyasha, go get some firewood!" Kagome barked. She accidently said 'sit' in that sentance, making Inuyasha eat dirt again.
"Sorry, Inuyasha. I didn't mean that! Really!"
"Yusuke you should go with him, it's getting late." Botan said.
"WHAT?" Yusuke said. "Why me?"
"You were complaining earlier that you were bored."
"I was. Until these two entertained me!" he said pointing to Miroku and Inuyasha.
"Yeah, I have things to do." said Inuyasha, shooting Miroku a dangerous look.
"GO!"
"Fine." Inuyasha and Yusuke muttered at the same time.
~*~
Bleh. I know this is stupid. But I only wrote it for my own entertainment. Besides, I'm having serious writers block, and I was writing this in a attempt to get over it. The next chap will be alot better.
By: Ecense
Chapter One: Get The Hell Off Me!!!
Summary: Inuyasha/Yu Yu Hakusho crossover. Mir/San, Inu/Kag, Kua/Yuk, Yus/Bot. **VERY slight Keiko**
~*~
It was a normal day for Yusuke Urameshi.
"Yusuke!" a voice called behind him. He turned around to see Keiko, his girlfriend, running toward him.
"Hey Keiko."
"Hey I was just going to the mall, wanna come Yusuke?"
"Nah, I'm supposed to be at Koenma's office in a little while."
Keiko huffed. "Yusuke! Everytime I want to be with you, you always have a case!"
"Keiko! I haven't had a case for months! And it's a reuinion not a case!"
"A reunion?"
"Yeah. It's been a long time since we've had a case, so Koenma scheduled a reunion at his office. I'll only be a few hours, I promise."
"Alright. See you, Yusuke." Keiko said, her head hung low, before speeding off toward the mall.
~*~
"Inuyasha! Lunch time!" Kagome called.
Inuyasha jumped out of the tree, muttering a "feh!"
"PERVERT!"
*SLAP!!*
"My intentions were pure."
"You call grabbing my ass pure?"
*SLAP!*
"Keep your hands away from me, lecher!"
Shippo sighed, "Their at it again."
"Thats the fifth time today." Kagome said.
"Feh. Maybe she knocked some sense into the pervert."
*SLAP!*
"I said keep your hands away from me!!"
Kagome sweatdropped. "Guess not."
~*~
"This is boring." Yusuke complained.
"I agree. This party is very dull indeed." Kurama said.
"HEY! Where's the food?!" Kuabara asked.
Botan sighed. "When Koenma said reunion, I thought it would be more than this."
Everyone groaned.
"Is this what hell is like?" Yusuke asked, picking a peice of confetti from his hair.
"No. Hell isn't this bad." Kuabara answered.
Yusuke sighed. "I'm hungry. I'm bored. I have no one to pound on. Why don't I just stab myself?"
"Good question." Kuabara chuckled.
"Oh shut-up!"
"Dinner is served!" Koenma called from the doorway.
Everyone perked up.
Botan gulped. "Guys, look above us."
Above their heads was a black-hole.
"Uh-oh..." they chorused.
~*~
*SLAP!*
"Pervert!"
Kagome sighed. This had been going on for the past fifteen minutes. Miroku would grope Sango, Sango would slap him soundly across the face, and Shippo would chuckle.
"AAAHHHHHHHH!!"
"Shippo, what is it?" Kagome asked.
"Look!" Shippo pointed toward the sky, where a black-hole was forming. And everything happened so quickly. Seven people fell out of the hole and landed with a "umph" on the ground.
"Are we alive?" Botan asked.
"I think so." Yukina replied.
Shippo screamed. "IT'S FALLING SKY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!"
*sweatdrop*
"So... who are you?" Sango asked.
"I'm Koenma. This is my assistant Botan. This is Yukina. And thease people over here are Kuabara, Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke."
"It's very nice to meet you." Kagome said. "Now, why did you fall out of the sky?"
"First, may I ask, where are we?" Koenma said, looking around.
"You're in Japan."
"No, really?" Yusuke said sarcastically. Kagome glared at him.
"FEUDAL Japan."
*SLAP!*
"Pervert!"
"It wasn't me this time." Sango said, putting her hands up in defense.
Everyone turned around to see a red-faced Botan.
"Me and you..." Sango said to Botan, "Will get along just fine."
*Sweatdrop*
Kagome blinked. "Where is Inuyasha?"
As if on que, a muffled, "Get the hell off me!" was heard.
"Looks like you landed on him." Shippo said between laughs.
"FINALLY! Some fresh air!" Inuyasha grumbled. "I think my back is broken."
Yusuke shrugged. "It's better than being dead. You could've suffocated."
"Stay with these morons for a while and death seems like a luxury."
Yusuke snickered.
"SIT!"
*BAM!*
"BITCH!! What was THAT for!"
"I'm not a moron!"
"Did I say you were included when I said 'they'?"
"No...."
"Exactly."
"Oh I almost forgot!" Kagome said. "My name s Kagome. This is Inuyasha. This is Shippo. This is Miroku... ladies, beware.... his hands like to wander." Miroku glared at this statement. "This is Sango. And this is Kirara."
"What are you talking about, wench? You DID foget."
"SIT!"
*BAM!*
"Itai..."
~*~
"I'm bored!" Yusuke whined.
"Why can't we be attacked?"
"INUYASHA!!" Kagome yelled. "You should be happy we're all safe!"
"Who cares about the rest of you? I'm bored!! I want to slice something."
"I want to shoot at something!"
"I'M BORED!!" Inuyasha and Yusuke whined at the same time.
Everyone scooted back alittle.
"Is it just me..." Kagome asked. "Or are those two awfully alike?"
Shippo yelped. "Another Inuyasha?"
Koenma yelped. "Another Yusuke?"
"Is this a nightmare?" Miroku asked.
"Miroku, 'nightmare' is an understatement, in this situation." Botan corrected.
"Your right, more like hell."
Inuyasha and Yusuke glared. "Shut-up!"
"Anyone wanna go to the hotsprings?" Kagome asked, completely ignoring the fact that Inuyasha and Yusuke were sulking.
"Sure." Sango agreed. "And Miroku... don't even THINK about following us!"
Miroku gave his "who? me?" face just to earn a glare from Sango.
When the girls were out of sight Miroku asked. "So anybody wanna follow them?"
*Sweatdrop*
"Feh! Get your mind out of the gutter, lecher!"
"Oh c'mon Inuyasha. Don't you have the slightest interest in looking?"
"Feh!"
"Just a little?"
"Feh!"
"Is that a yes or a no?"
"FEH!"
"What's it even mean?" Yusuke asked.
"Feh!"
"........."
"He uses it when he doesn't want to admit he's wrong."
"SHUT-UP!" Inuyasha's face was red.
"When will you learn to control your temper, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked nonchantly.
"After I crush you're bones!" Inuyasha cracked his knuckles.
"Uh-oh..." was all Miroku could manage to say before running from a pissed off hanyou.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU STUPID HENTAI!"
Yusuke laughed at the two. "This is the best entertainment I've had all day!"
Right when Inuyasha was about to catch the monk a loud "SIT!" was heard.
"WENCH!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Well don't just sit there Inuyasha, go get some firewood!" Kagome barked. She accidently said 'sit' in that sentance, making Inuyasha eat dirt again.
"Sorry, Inuyasha. I didn't mean that! Really!"
"Yusuke you should go with him, it's getting late." Botan said.
"WHAT?" Yusuke said. "Why me?"
"You were complaining earlier that you were bored."
"I was. Until these two entertained me!" he said pointing to Miroku and Inuyasha.
"Yeah, I have things to do." said Inuyasha, shooting Miroku a dangerous look.
"GO!"
"Fine." Inuyasha and Yusuke muttered at the same time.
~*~
Bleh. I know this is stupid. But I only wrote it for my own entertainment. Besides, I'm having serious writers block, and I was writing this in a attempt to get over it. The next chap will be alot better.
