A/n: A little Ficlet about Alucard and Twilight, I mean no offence to the series Twilight and whoever reads it. I was merely hit with inspiration so I wrote out this little thought. Thank you for reading and understand that I do not mean to offend and Twilight along with Hellsing do not belong to me. Thanks again, and reviews are much appreciated.


Sparkles

"Master?" Seras Victoria peaked into her master's chamber in hopes of finding him.

"What is it Police Girl?" Her master was the great count, Alucard.

This said man was currently lunging in his large, tall chair, when Seras called him. After motioning for her fledgling into his room, the count noticed how Seras was squirming. His curiosity was rather peaked.

"Master, have you heard of the series called Twilight?" Alucard's dark eyebrow rose.

"Twilight? As in the daytime Twilight?"Police Girl certainly did now have his attention.

"Um… The American's have produced a series called Twilight; it revolves around a male vampire, a human, female teenager, and a wolf transforming male." Seras rocked on her heels.

"And? All around the world people have written about creatures of the night, why should I care?" Alucard sipped his blood wine.

"Well um, upon reading the books and then watching the movies; I came to realize that humans make wrong assumptions about us vampires. And well… It's annoying to the point I get angry. Seras's blue eyes glittered angrily.

"Oh? Pray tell, what makes you angry about this series?" Alucard was nearly falling out of his seat in amusement.

"Up to watching one of the movies with me?" The count followed his fledgling up into the living room.

Two hours later, Alucard threw his popcorn angrily at the TV. Angry black tendrils whorled around the angry vampire, as he ripped both the DVD and the DVD case to shreds.

"We DO NOT fucking SPARKLE! We are pale, yes! But we DO NOT SPARKLE!" With his rant over, Alucard sat on the floor and pouted like a three year old. Walter came over with a look of worry.

"Did you make him watch the whole movie?" Seras nodded, she was still dumbfounded at her master's reaction.

"I wasn't expecting him to react like that!" Walter smiled.

"Ms. Victoria, you reacted the same way, but you didn't destroy the movie and case, you merely destroyed the targets that were used for training." Seras nervously rubbed her head.

"Master, it was merely a movie." Seras blanched as she saw the angry look on her master's face.

"We DO NOT sparkle!" With that Alucard disappeared into his chamber. Seras sight before helping Walter with the mess. Now she knew to never show her master movies with sparkling knock off vampires.

End


A/n: Short I know, but it was something that was inside my head. I didn't mean to offend anyone upon this ficlet. But I do hope you like the story regardless. Reviews are helpful. Thanks for reading!