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'Cause the M section is getting a bit slack. :3


Laying in bed we see the young, raven haired girl known as Natsuki. Having a somewhat perplexed look on her face and staring at the ceiling. What could be so interesting, I wonder? Well, let's delve into her thoughts and see…

"Oh man, I don't know what to do! I've never felt this before…like I know what to do! I just wish she would start so I don't have to. We've been dating for a while now so…" thought Natsuki as the ceiling got another death glare.

Yes! That's right! Our little Natsuki is having sexual FANTASIES!

"Maybe some food will help me think…" She hopped outta bed with the thoughts of a mayo breakfast on her mind. It was like auto-pilot…open refrigerator, open secret compartment (so Shizuru couldn't find it), slip mayo out and enjoy! Though the compartment was way in the back and just as she was reaching…

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

"Ah, SH!T, F(K, DAMN, BIRTCH TREE!!!"….was all we heard as her head connected forcefully with the fridge shelves. Followed by a few ow's and grumbles the bluenette opens her phone with the intent to kill whoever is on the other line…

"Hello?!" she answers growling.

"Ara, am I interrupting?" You could practically see the Cheshire Grin through the phone. Such a tease…

"Ah! Shizuru! Hey, what's up?!" She spluttered…

"Can I not call my girlfriend to wish her a good morning? Well actually, there is something. I was wondering if you would like to have dinner tonight? And afterwards you could come sleep over…and if one thing leads to another…"

"WHAT?! Shizuru, I, wait, what?!…" Omg…no! I don't know what to do in THAT department!

"Haha, calm down Natsuki. I was only teasing…but what is your answer to my questing?" I said I would wait for you. It seems you are still not ready. That reaction…

"Hahaha, yeah, I knew it!" That's right, just laugh it off Natsuki…be cool. Doesn't help that I was just thinking about it…Damn! I just wish you could see it…

" But yeah, I'd love to go to dinner with you. I'll even pick out some movies for us to watch later at your place. What time?"

"Hmm, Dinner at six. I'll come pick you up and we'll go to one of my favorite restaurants. That ok?" You may not be ready, but I'm still going to test my limits. I want to know how much you'll let me touch you, Natsuki…she thought with clouded eyes.

"Yeah, sex is good…."

"Shit, I meant SIX, SIX IS GOOD!" What's wrong with me?! Why don't I just tell her I want to fu…

"Haha, ok my dear. I'll pick you up at SIX." Hmm, is that what's on your mind? I best not push it for you might shy away. Yes, tonight should be interesting….

"Ok, see you tonight then. I love you." Wow, I narrowly escaped that one…so unlike her to just leave it like that. Maybe she's slipping? Nah, I'll just consider myself lucky….

"I love you too, my Natsuki." Now time to make plans…

Phone Disconnects…

"Now, back to my mayo…." Wait! I have to get ready for tonight! Movies, clothes, MOVES! Tonight could be the night! I just gotta play it right, but how?…

"MAI!!!!"


Now we see our LOVELY bluenette walking up to the front door of her fiery haired best friends apartment. Oh joy, sex and how to put on the moves with Shizuru. This should be interesting…

*KNOCK KNOCK*

" Natsuki? What're you doing here? Is something wrong??" Not like her to show up for no reason…hmm.

"Ah, Mai…I need some advice…" This is going to be a lot harder than I thought.

"Um, ok. Well come in first and we'll talk about it."

They both walked in and Natsuki plopped down on the couch with a sour look on her face. Mai looked at her quizzically and asked…

"What do you need advice on? Must be important if you can't handle it yourself. Heh, it's not like you to ask for help, ya know." Mai said, poking fun at the bluenette.

"Well, ya see…me and Shizuru…we've been together for a while, and…nothing's happened! We have a dinner tonight and I'm going to her place! Help!!" she blurted out. What was the point in hiding it? Sometimes getting some was just more important than pride….just kidding. Maybe. Anyway…

O.o was the face Mai gave her. Sex talk with your best friend?

"Hahahahahaha…..!"

"Stop laughing! I knew I shouldn't have come here…" she said as she started to stalk off…

"No,no,no! It's not that." She said as she pulled her back down to the couch.

"It's just that, I never imagined you would have problems with this. Especially having Kaichou-san as your partner"…eerie thoughts filled her head.

"Well, she hasn't tried anything. And I don't know what to do…or who else to ask." It's like…whoa! I thought Shizuru would jump the gun too. But all she does is tease…and I want more!

"Have you tried asking her? 'Cause that'd be a good place to start…" Here it comes…

"HELL NO! I can't talk about it with her! Do you KNOW how much teasing material she'd have on me then?! This is a war and I AM not putting more weapons in her arsenal! Forget that, next…" she growled. Ok, certain prides are more important than other, k?

"Ah, well….I guess I'll just have to teach you the Language of Love." Mai smiled. This could be quite interesting if played right.

"Uh, you mean French?" Does Shizuru even know French?

"Baka…no. How to talk to your Lady. How to…get her in the mood. I'll teach you some moves too. I'll even help pick out your outfit. You'll definitely get her in bed tonight with my expertise! I'll help you pick out some movies to set the mood too…" Awww, it's like a cheesy/smutty/romantic/love story!

"Since when did you become an expert?…I thought that was Nao's department? Oh well, I'll take what I can get." Something tells me I'll regret saying that later….

"Great! Now….let's get this started…I'll show you some moves with this mannequin.."…weird.

"Oh boy…." What have I gotten myself into??!!


I plan to make this a two or three chapter story. R&R please. Let me know what ya think. Sorry for spelling mistakes. Be