Dissing contest

Round 1: Edward and Jacob

Fire and Ice

Edward: Bold

Jacob: Regular

Cullens and the Pack: Italics

"For today's competition, we have Edward Cullen vs. Jacob Black!! Let the dissing begin!!"

"Last time I saw something that looked like you, I flushed it down the toilet!!"

ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!

"Oh? Well, you're so fat and stupid, you passed a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled," STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!! DISS!

"You're so white, that my mama mistaked you for milk!"

"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?"

oooooohhhhhhhh!!

" Go suck on a mountain lion!"

"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn."

BURN!!

"Don't make me bring out the Holy water and garlic!"

"The wheel is spinning, but the wolf looks DEAD."

"By the time your mama was finished wiping her ass, the Charmin baby was a teen!"

gasp

"You're so stupid, that you imprinted on a moving vehicle, and chased it around the world."

"Your mind is so open, ideas pass right through it!"

ooooohhh!

"Go fetch your balls. You're obviously missing them."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

EDWARD CULLEN!!

YAY.