Title – You Shouldn't Be Doing That Either!
Notes – Sequel to No, You're Not Supposed To Be Doing THAT! You probably could just read this alone, but it might make more sense if you read the other first.
Summary – Castiel has to yell at Dean for committing another Big One... (For sanity's sake, let's count this as a deleted scene from Lazarus Rising.)
Disclaimer – Kirpke owns it... I'm just playing in his sandbox...

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Castiel split his attention between watching over Dean and trying to get Jimmy Novak to agree to be his vessel. He really wanted to be able to talk to Dean about a few things, mainly the reason behind his resurrection... but the theft needed to be dealt with as well..

Castiel's irritation with his charge grew when he saw what Dean was looking at. It was one of the things he had stolen when he was first brought back. Castiel hadn't looked much at it then because of everything else that Dean had stolen.

It was pornography... Now Castiel knew that most humans these days looked at it in some form or another, (not that all would admit it) but his problem with Dean and the aforementioned porn? The Lust. Yes, there was the sexual lust, but there was also the lust for more, and the lust for the distraction it was bringing to him.

"You aren't supposed to be doing that either!" Castiel exclaimed in frustration, forgetting again momentarily that Dean wasn't able to withstand his true voice.

Castiel sighed and watched passively as Dean and his abomination of a brother tried to shield themselves from the shattering glass.

"Never mind," he grumbled quietly, "You can't understand what I'm trying to say to you..."

Castiel made a mental note to remind himself to chew out Dean later about the Big Ones. On his way back to Jimmy he wondered why the garrison had the same name for breaking one of the Commandments and committing one of the seven deadly sins.

"I'll have to ask Uriel about that later," he muttered ti himself before he began to talk to Jimmy Novak.

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Dean and Sam stood up and carefully brushed the glass off of themselves. They surveyed the damaged that was caused this time.

"We are so not going to get the deposit back this time..." Dean muttered.

Sam pulled up the Busty Asian Beauties magazine and held it so that Dean could see it clearly. "You know Dean," he sighed, "Maybe whatever yanked you out is trying to tell you something..."

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End Notes – Not sure if that was as funny as the last one, but I tried... Anyway, I thought I would kick off the New Year with a bit of humour. Be on the lookout for the next installment of this series. I am fairly positive it will end with the third one. However if you want more just let me know... I promise to do my best to deliver. :)

BTW I actually do love Sammy, I just had to put that he was an abomination in there.

WWE'sPyroDevil36: Only cuz Cas is such a little tightass in the beginning... I mean seriously, does anyone even like Uriel?

FallenAngel10086 – Not really... WAIT! Why the hell are you in this? You didn't even help me this time! And actually the abomination thing was tribute to drunk Cas in the fifth season...

WWE'sPyroDevil36: Oh... heehee, Cas, are you DRUNK? NO!... Yes. Lol Ok, goes back to Criminal Minds while thinking of Mark Salling... I know, no connection, but pretty! XD Have fun kids, maybe I'll help on the third installment, I'm having a thing for prime numbers right now... *walks off muttering about Puck, prime numbers and the awesomeness that is Matthew Gray Gubler*

FallenAngel10086 - *sigh* That was my crazy sister... Please review... I'm off to get some pie now. Mmm pie... :)