If you give Wufei a Lollipop

If you give Wufei a Lollipop

If you give Wufei a Lollipop

Preferably cherry

No not raspberry

He'll refuse to lick even the top

Saying lollipops are weak

Then he'll refuse to speak

Until along comes duo

Eyeing that piece of candy

And everything is dandy

Until duo takes wufei's lollipop

Wufei will yell injustice

And set off after the braided one

Laughing as if having fun

Muttering about the weak

When duo turns as if to speak

But seeing the look the chinese boy bears

Decided against it and down the hall he tears

So poor wufei who lost his candy

Now everything isn't fine and dandy

And he's off scowling

And duo's off howling