If you give Wufei a Lollipop
If you give Wufei a Lollipop
Preferably cherry
No not raspberry
He'll refuse to lick even the top
Saying lollipops are weak
Then he'll refuse to speak
Until along comes duo
Eyeing that piece of candy
And everything is dandy
Until duo takes wufei's lollipop
Wufei will yell injustice
And set off after the braided one
Laughing as if having fun
Muttering about the weak
When duo turns as if to speak
But seeing the look the chinese boy bears
Decided against it and down the hall he tears
So poor wufei who lost his candy
Now everything isn't fine and dandy
And he's off scowling
And duo's off howling
