**Disclaimer** I don't get the point of disclaimers; it's not like anyone's gonna say that they own GW or anything, and it's not like one of the actual owners is going to write a fanfic…But, to be all nice and not have festering socks knock down my door, all I have to say is: "I don't own Gundam Wing, damnit!!"

A/n: Yep, another try at my humorous side of my brain*. And yes, it's in script form again, but hey! What's the point if…uh…yeah! Minor language.

*Not sold in stores.

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**In…some country…in some distant place that is seemingly impossible to find yet can easily be accessed in seconds by the G-boys**

Quatre: ::wearing an overcoat and sunglasses:: You… ::looks both ways:: …got the stuff?

Antonio: ::wearing a cheap stripped suit with hat and cigar:: Ye'ah boss, we gots da stuff.

Quatre: Good…good…We allll like the 'stuff'….

Antonio: Ye'ah boss…That we's do, that we's do boss.

Quatre: ::insane cackling, heard through out the abandoned alley they're in:: AAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

**In…some other other country…in some distant place other than the above mentioned. A.k.a. Canada**

::Duo and Quatre are walking around the "busy" streets of Canada…doing…things::

Duo: Oh! Looky Quatre! Looky at the red leafs! Looky how they w…wa…waavvee… ::becomes mesmerized by the "waving red leafs"::

Quatre: ::sighs:: Duo, how many times do I have to tell you? Those 'wavey red leafs' are Canada's flag symbols!

Duo: ::drool::

Quatre:: ::slowly backing away:: I knew I should have never brought him…

Duo: ::snaps back to reality, and then starts to walk over to the descending Quatre:: Wait Quatre! I still don't know what a "canada" is!

Quatre: ::shakes head:: You're…too young Duo. Just follow me and don't get too much drool on yourself whenever you see a…wavey…leaf, ok?

Duo: ::puts hands in pockets:: Oh ok…if I have to…

Mysterious Voice from Duo's overly large puffy pants: ::eeps:: Touch not that spot long haired man!

Duo: ::looks down at pants:: Oh! Wupps! Sorry…I…forgot about your little, uh, problem…

Mysterious Voice from Duo's overly large puffy pants: SILENCE! Speak not of problems shall you long haired man!!

Duo: As long as, well, Martha doesn't come back…::flashback appears::

::quick close-up of Trowa's glaring eyes::

Trowa: …Damnit Martha…

::end flashback::

Duo: Man, mister uni-bang's gotta stop with that whole…Martha…thing, man. ::looks up and notices that Quatre is way ahead of him::

Duo: Hey Quatre!! Wait for me man!! ::runs after him::

**Somewhere in Tahiti**

Heero: So you're saying that this particular pineapple will suit my…needs?

Fat jolly guy who Heero's talking to: Little man, I here guarantee that that pineapple is the finest, beautiful, and most beautiful pineapple you evah seen!

Heero: That's all fine and dandy, but…will it…

Fat Jolly Guy: Oh no mah boy, this here pineapple ain't evah gonna do that to you.

Heero: …Good…Then I'll take 395,143,345,274,865,444,793 tenths of it, packed in a handmade, classic 1930's maple wood chest with gold hinges, and some little breath mints on the side.

Fat Jolly Guy: ::stares:: Uh…Hows about just takin' the whole thing?

Heero: …That'll do too.

**Goes back to ::screeching car tires:: Canada!! ::bum bum bum::

Duo: So what you're saying is that this "canada" is really…a…country?

Quatre: Yes, Duo, that's what I'm saying.

Duo: But…If there's only 5 continents and 12 states, then, how does "Canada" fit in?

Quatre: ::blinks:: Uh…Duo…

Duo: ::continues on:: And if you take out Britain, that makes- no wait, that's not it…Oh! If you take out France then that makes it only 4 continents, and- no wait, that's not it either. Um, hey Quatre, do you think I should get the "It's OK to be Small" or the "I'm with Stupid" shirt? ::holds up two shirts::

Quatre: ::stares/lost and confused:: U…um….Duo?

Duo: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees? ::eyes start fluttering::

Quatre: …What did you just say?

Duo: 'Should I get the 'It's OK to be Small' or the 'I'm with Stupid' shirt?'

Quatre: No, I mean't before that…what'd you say?

Duo: I didn't say anything before that man.

Quatre: …But…

Duo: Ok! Fine, fine, fine…If you're going to take THAT tone with me young man than I GUESS I'll tell you!!

Quatre: ::stare::

Duo: RETRO PANTS!!

Quatre: OK, that's it, I'm leaving ::dashes out the door::

Duo: ::smirks:: heh…heh…heh…::rips off mask, revealing it to be Dorothy::

Dorothy: Yes! FINALLY I can take over Canada without any interruptions! AHAHAHA!! ::starts to pet eyebrows::

Dorothy's Eyebrows: But remember kids, only take drugs on Tuesdays, so that the many grandparents will sleep at their cans.

Dorothy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

**Quatre running through the streets of Canada holding his box of butter**

Quatre: Oh box of butter, whatever shall I do? Sir Duo has gone insane and I am but a lonely servant girl with my box of butter!

Box of butter: ::squeaky high voice:: It's Ok, my hairy legged friend. It's not our fault that Mother ran away with the chickens…

Quatre: OH WHY, WHY MOTHER?!

**Some old-peoples home near London**

Grandma Poe: Darn these cans!

**…back to Heero, now in Russia**

Heero: ::in some Russian bar on the stage dressed in a pink cowboy outfit:: What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty fine maaannnn!!

**…once again changing the scene to Wufei in a ditch**

Wufei: Hey, this was the only way I could appear in the story!

Random audience member: In a ditch?

Wufei: ::points to Random audience member:: Silence you!

**Suddenly goes to wherever Trowa is**

Trowa: …Damnit Martha…

**Goes to-

::Connan O'brien suddenly pops up::

Connan: Ok, would ya QUIT with the sudden scene changing?! It's giving me SUCH a headache!

Martha Stewart: Am I this "Martha" everyone's been talking about? And tune in next week to learn how to make your pathetic life be as perfect as mine! ::smiles and tooth glints::

Random Fat Lady: AHHHH SHADDAP!!

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Mysterious Voice from Duo's overly large puffy pants: Is this end for our long haired man and his queer friends? Will "Martha" ever be revealed? Will blabber that I be doing end up being a lead into next chapter?

Author: Yeah, probably.

Mysterious Voice from Duo's overly large puffy pants: …Darnit.

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A/n: Yeah ok, even I admit that this chapter was a tad bit…strange… But yes! I will continue it! So stay tuned folks…