I welcome everyone who dared to begin reading this. Now I know what your thinking, "Axis22 said that he wouldn't make a new story until he finished Not better left unsaid." Well you see it's actually very simple … I don't remember writing the first few chapters of this story. They just … appeared on my computer during finals week … so during my time off I fixed those chapters (seeing as you kinda need to be conscious to grammar) and wrote the rest of them and sent them to my beta … actually, I'm kinda trying to work on the last two and it's giving me some trouble so I want to see how everyone likes this story and how they want it to go. Now remember, I don't remember the first four chapters seeing as they were done under finals week stress but the story is more or less done so I will post a chapter ever WEEK DAY until it's done. And without further ado, (this story is less than ten chapters BTW) let's begin.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone except Erick

Beta read by Sabrina06


(Phineas's POV)

It was another great day in Danville. My friends and I had just finished up another great idea. Then just as we finished with it, it suddenly began floating off into the air.

"Well Ferb, I guess that ends our fun for the day." I said, as I watched it float off. Ferb nodded in agreement as he watched it disappear.

I looked down from watching it, to see my oldest friend Isabella standing in front of me. "I had a lot of fun today Phineas." She said as my heart rate picked up for some strange reason. "So what do you two have planned for tomorrow?"

"Well I don't know Isabella." I said, as I began to feel warm. "I mean, it's still a day away; we will just have to see when we get there. Right Ferb?" I asked as I turned to where Ferb was, only to find that he had disappeared. "Ferb?" I looked around to see that he had begun a conversation with the rest of our friends who came. "Now when did he go over there?" I asked as I began to walk over, only to have Isabella stop me by grabbing my hand.

"Hey Phineas, if you don't have tomorrow's activity planed yet; I was thinking … maybe tomorrow you and Ferb could take an easy day."

I looked at her strangely. "You mean, like a lazy day? We haven't taken one yet this year. We usually decide on the day whether or not we take a lazy day."

"No I mean … do something … simpler?"

I tilted my head a little. "Simpler?" I repeated.

"Yeah simpler, like … maybe going to the park or … going to see a movie or … Don't get me wrong, I really like it when you do something over the top but … I just thought that it might be something to think about."

I felt this odd sensation build up as I began to answer. "Sounds like a good idea, we've never tried it before so I'm up for it."

"Really?" Isabella said happily.

"Yeah, I have to talk to Ferb about it first though." I replied.


(Ferb's POV)

Baljeet, Buford, Django, Erick, and I were all standing around talking, while I watched Isabella try to flirt with my brother.

"You know Ferb, if you want to get the two of them together then you should probably just tell Phineas that Isabella has a crush on him." Erick said, catching my attention.

I turned to Erick and leered. "First, I don't know what you're talking about, and second, I promised Isabella I would never tell Phineas about her feelings."

"You've gotta be kidding me." Django interjected. "You and Phineas are usually inseparable, yet for the entire summer thus far, at least once a day you leave Phineas alone when Isabella is near."

"Django is right." Baljeet added. "Even I have noticed one or two moments when you told Phineas that you have 'something else to do'; then you simply watch as he talks to Isabella."

"Why are we still talking about the great oblivious one?" Buford asked.

Erick took out a note pad and pencil and started jotting something down. "Great oblivious one, I need to remember that one."

"As I was saying." Buford continued. "It's been three years and Phineas still hasn't figured out that the most attractive girl in school has a crush on him; why are we still bothering with it?"

I sighed and rubbed my forehead. "It's actually been more than eight years. Truthfully, I believe that Phineas hasn't even realized that he has feelings for her."

"Buford, I didn't know that you thought that Isabella was attractive." Django said, as he turned to face him.

"That wasn't me." Buford said defensively. "That was … Baljeet." He said as he picked up Baljeet and placed him in front of himself.

"Buford aside." Erick continued. "Phineas is almost thirteen, I would think that he would have noticed any feelings that he's had by now."

I shook my head. "Well no one's told him what love feels like yet, so he doesn't really know what the feelings would be."

Erick looked at me strangely. "You mean your parents haven't … 'talked' to him about things like that yet?"

I returned Erick's look, as did everyone else. "What are you talking about?" I asked.

Erick tilted his head slightly. "You mean to tell me that your parents haven't had 'the talk' with you yet?" Erick responded.

"Oh." I said in realization. "No, our parents haven't had that talk with us yet."

"Really?" Erick asked surprised.

"What I don't get is why is that even necessary?" Buford began. "I mean Phineas aside, we all know about having feelings for the opposite sex."

"You do know that in most cases it's about more than just that, right?" Erick asked Buford.

"Oh yeah? Like what?" Buford retorted.

"It's about the second meaning of the last word in your previous sentence." Erick scoffed.

"The word 'what' has a second meaning?" Buford asked.

"The sentence before that Buford." Erick responded, causing me to laugh.

Buford thought to himself and shrugged. "Sorry, don't remember the sentence."

"Why would you assume that our parents had that talk with us?" I asked.

Erick turned to me and shoved his hands into his pockets. "Well, my uncle told me that because schools are going to be teaching it this year, most parents wanted to talk with their children about it; beforehand."

"Maybe that's what my parents wanted to talk to me about, when I got home." Django said, as he scratched the back of his head.

"Wait wait wait." I began. "Erick, you already had the talk?"

Erick held up two fingers. "Twice, the first time was when Katie first came over; the second was yesterday."

"And Django's getting it today." Buford said as he folded his arms. "Anything you can tell us about it?"

"Some take it better than others?" Erick said with a shrug. "Ferb seems to know something about it."

"Don't drag me into this." I said as I turned away.

Just then, Candace came bursting into the back yard, dragging Mum behind her. "You see Mom, you see." Candace stopped and looked for herself. "It disappeared again." She said, as her expression fell.

"Hi everyone, did you all have fun today?" Our mom asked as she walked closer to us.

"Oh yeah, we had a lot of fun today." Phineas answered.

"Well that's good to hear." Our mom said as she stepped to the side. "Now, who wants pie?"

"Oh, Buford want's pie!" Buford exclaimed as he ran inside.

Everyone followed him inside but just as I was about to enter, I was stopped by my mom. "Oh Ferb, in case I forget, your father and I need to talk to you and Phineas about something very important later."

"Okay Mum." I responded.

"Good, now let's get everyone some pie." She said, before walking inside.

As she walked inside, I stood there thinking. "She's not talking about … could she?" I asked, myself, as I slowly walked inside. "I guess I'll find out later."


And there you have the first chapter. I hope you like it and the next one is going to be even better but it won't be up until Monday sadly. So until next time, Axis22 is out, peace!

Hello, my name is Axis22 and I enjoy torturing characters.

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