A/N: All of my fics are so serious! Midterms are over and I need some pointless messed up idiocy. So here are the Mog and Chocobo Adventures! I think is pretty self-explanatory... Enjoy! Review if you get a chance... if I get more than 5 or more reviews I'll continue. Fair enough? You can suggest places and ideas, and maybe I can use them in upcoming adventures!

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy!

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The Moogle and Chocobo Adventures

Chapter 1: Mog, Choco, and... Cloud

By Diaz

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*Translated from Moogle and Chocobo or whatever mogs and chocobos speak*

Mog: Hello my name is Mog, and this is my friend Choco. Say hello to the nice readers, Choco.

Choco: KWEEH!

Mog: Umm, Choco? You do know Diaz gave us the ability to normally speak in this fic, right?

Choco: Kwe? *cough* I mean... oh yea...

Mog: Anyways... today we are heading out!

Choco: Where?

Mog: Didn't you read the script ahead of time? Well we're going to Square's Soft Toys!

Choco: *eyes light up* Really?

Mog: *hops onto Choco's back* Yes really. Onward, Choco!

*in front of Square's Soft Toys*

Choco: Wow this place is huge...

Mog: Let's go in!

Mog and Choco: *head in*

Choco: Hey, Mog, look at all of the toys! *dashes everywhere taking in all the toys*

Mog: Calm down, Choco! *picks up a cuddly teddy bear* How cute...

Choco: Look at all of this great stuff! *disappears into the next aisle* Hey, Mog! Come see this!

Mog: Huh? *walks over and gets pelted by foam arrows* Choco!

Choco: *dressed in camouflage and behind a fort made up of cardboard bricks* This is war!

Mog: Well you know what, Choco? Take this! *pulls a Water Bazooka 5000 off of the nearby shelf* Take this! *blasts an icy jet spray at Choco*

Choco: Nooooo! *sinks behind the fort* I'm melting! *screeches*

Mog: Choco, hate to burst your bubble, bud, but the only thing melting is your fort.

Choco: *looks at his now soggy cardboard pile* oh yea... *gets up dropping his camouflage and foam dart gun*

Mog: *sighs wondering how he got stuck with Choco as a partner*

Choco: Hey, Mog! Look at the bikes! *runs over to the bike racks* Hey isn't that!

Mog: *mutters* please not let it be him... please... anything but him...

Choco: Kwee, Cloud!

Mog: Dear, God, help us all...

Cloud: *is riding a small red tricycle up and down Aisle 7 and rides up to Choco and Mog* Hello, Choco! Since when can you talk?

Choco: Since Diaz made it so we can!

Cloud: Who is Diaz?

Diaz: *walks up* I am... now Cloud... you know you aren't supposed to be here...

Mog and Choco: *pull up some inflatable chairs eating popcorn*

Cloud: I know... but you are about to kill me off in your other fic!

Diaz: So what's your point? It's my fic. I can make anything happen.

Cloud: What gives you all the power?

Diaz: Umm do you mean besides the fact that I am the AUTHOR of this fic?

Cloud: What does that mean?

Diaz: It means I can do this! *snaps her fingers and Cloud's pants get caught in the tricycle's wheels and they rip off exposing him*

Cloud: *sweatdrop as he looks down at his boxers which are purple with pink fluff bunnies on them*

Diaz: Very nice, Cloud. You do know there are children around...

Cloud: *beet red with embarrassment as he pulls up his pants* Okay... you win... this time...

Diaz: You know what, Cloud? Since I'm in a good mood, you can stay for this chapter!

Cloud: *face lights up as he hugs her* Thank you! *squeals like a little school girl*

Diaz: *sweatdrop* The... Psychotic... Cloud... Strife... is... hugging... me... HELP!

Choco and Mog: *sit there laughing*

Diaz: *squirms out of his grasp* Well I need to get back to work! Behave! Please! I beg of you!

Choco: I hate to see an author beg.

Mog: Me, too.

Diaz: So you will?

Mog: Well we will try...

Choco: As hard as we can when we're with Cloud...

Diaz: Thank you so much! *hugs them both* Now I need to get back to the story! Bye! *disappears*

Mog: Now where did Cloud go?

Choco and Mog: *hear an oh too familiar voice*

High-pitched squeaky voice: Of course, Cloud!

Cloud: You better believe it, baby!

High-pitched squeaky voice: Oh, Cloud! You're so big and strong! How could I ever say no to you?

Mog: *tiptoes over to the next aisle afraid of what he might see*

Choco: *follows Mog*

Mog: *jaw drops*

Choco: *bursts out laughing*

Cloud: *sitting on an inflatable couch talking with a little Miss Piggy puppet he has on his hand* Oh, Miss Piggy! You have made me the happiest boy in the world!

Miss Piggy: *well Cloud* Cloud, darling, don't you mean "man"?

Cloud: Why, of course, my little pork chop!

Miss Piggy: Oh, sweetheart! Come here! *starts kissing Cloud*

Mog: *is stifling his laughter as tears run down his face*

Choco: *looks like he's about to wet his pants if he actually wore any*

Cloud: *looks up and notices them* You guys! Miss Piggy and I are getting married! She said yes!

Choco: *breaks down and is rolling around on the floor laughing*

Mog: *sweatdrop* That's... great... Cloud...

Cloud: I can just imagine it now... a small house in the country with a white picket fence... a couple of kids...

Mog: *makes a sign to Choco that Cloud has totally lost it*

Choco: *tries to keep a straight face finding how hard it is with Cloud around*

Cloud: Miss Piggy, we'll be together forever... we'll spend our whole lives with each other!

Choco: *whispers to Mog* Poor Miss Piggy... no one... not even a puppet deserves that...

Mog: *nods watching Cloud and Miss Piggy start another make out session*

Choco: *looks at Mog unsure what to do since they are SUPPOSED to be working on the story for Diaz*

Hank: *a worker at Square's Soft Toys* Excuse me, gentlemen? I'll have to ask you to please leave. Too many people are complaining... about your ummm behavior... *eyes Cloud with the Miss Piggy puppet*

Mog: Yes, sir. We'll leave.

Hank: Are you buying that? *looks at Cloud*

Cloud: Hush, dear... it's okay. Sir, I would like you to know that you have just insulted my fiancée!

Hank: Okay... *looks at Choco and Mog for help*

Choco: Come on, Cloud!

Cloud: *gets up with Miss Piggy and heads out the exit setting off the alarms*

Mog: *hands Hank some gil and pushes Choco, Cloud, and Miss Piggy out the door*

Hank: I... don't... want... to... know... *heads back to the counter*

*back at the Mog and Choco Headquarters*

Mog: I can't believe that happened...

Choco: *is playing FFX on PS2* Where are they now?

Mog: You really don't want to know... *looks over at the bedroom*

Choco: I guess not...

Diaz: *walks in* Well that went well...

Mog: *coughs*

Diaz: I know... I'm sorry... here you go... *hands Mog a bag of Kupo Nuts and Choco a bag of Greens* Good work, guys. I'll call you if I get any more assignments. *walks out*

Mog: Choco, there really has to be an easier way...

Choco: *turns up the volume on the TV a little to drown out Cloud* Let's hope... or that Diaz doesn't give us anymore assignments!

Mog: Well good-bye, readers!

Choco: Ta-ta!

Diaz: *appears next to them* Remember more reviews get more adventures!

Mog and Choco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!