A/N: All of my fics are so serious! Midterms are over and I need some pointless messed up idiocy. So here are the Mog and Chocobo Adventures! I think is pretty self-explanatory... Enjoy! Review if you get a chance... if I get more than 5 or more reviews I'll continue. Fair enough? You can suggest places and ideas, and maybe I can use them in upcoming adventures!
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy!
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The Moogle and Chocobo Adventures
Chapter 1: Mog, Choco, and... Cloud
By Diaz
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*Translated from Moogle and Chocobo or whatever mogs and chocobos speak*
Mog: Hello my name is Mog, and this is my friend Choco. Say hello to the nice readers, Choco.
Choco: KWEEH!
Mog: Umm, Choco? You do know Diaz gave us the ability to normally speak in this fic, right?
Choco: Kwe? *cough* I mean... oh yea...
Mog: Anyways... today we are heading out!
Choco: Where?
Mog: Didn't you read the script ahead of time? Well we're going to Square's Soft Toys!
Choco: *eyes light up* Really?
Mog: *hops onto Choco's back* Yes really. Onward, Choco!
*in front of Square's Soft Toys*
Choco: Wow this place is huge...
Mog: Let's go in!
Mog and Choco: *head in*
Choco: Hey, Mog, look at all of the toys! *dashes everywhere taking in all the toys*
Mog: Calm down, Choco! *picks up a cuddly teddy bear* How cute...
Choco: Look at all of this great stuff! *disappears into the next aisle* Hey, Mog! Come see this!
Mog: Huh? *walks over and gets pelted by foam arrows* Choco!
Choco: *dressed in camouflage and behind a fort made up of cardboard bricks* This is war!
Mog: Well you know what, Choco? Take this! *pulls a Water Bazooka 5000 off of the nearby shelf* Take this! *blasts an icy jet spray at Choco*
Choco: Nooooo! *sinks behind the fort* I'm melting! *screeches*
Mog: Choco, hate to burst your bubble, bud, but the only thing melting is your fort.
Choco: *looks at his now soggy cardboard pile* oh yea... *gets up dropping his camouflage and foam dart gun*
Mog: *sighs wondering how he got stuck with Choco as a partner*
Choco: Hey, Mog! Look at the bikes! *runs over to the bike racks* Hey isn't that!
Mog: *mutters* please not let it be him... please... anything but him...
Choco: Kwee, Cloud!
Mog: Dear, God, help us all...
Cloud: *is riding a small red tricycle up and down Aisle 7 and rides up to Choco and Mog* Hello, Choco! Since when can you talk?
Choco: Since Diaz made it so we can!
Cloud: Who is Diaz?
Diaz: *walks up* I am... now Cloud... you know you aren't supposed to be here...
Mog and Choco: *pull up some inflatable chairs eating popcorn*
Cloud: I know... but you are about to kill me off in your other fic!
Diaz: So what's your point? It's my fic. I can make anything happen.
Cloud: What gives you all the power?
Diaz: Umm do you mean besides the fact that I am the AUTHOR of this fic?
Cloud: What does that mean?
Diaz: It means I can do this! *snaps her fingers and Cloud's pants get caught in the tricycle's wheels and they rip off exposing him*
Cloud: *sweatdrop as he looks down at his boxers which are purple with pink fluff bunnies on them*
Diaz: Very nice, Cloud. You do know there are children around...
Cloud: *beet red with embarrassment as he pulls up his pants* Okay... you win... this time...
Diaz: You know what, Cloud? Since I'm in a good mood, you can stay for this chapter!
Cloud: *face lights up as he hugs her* Thank you! *squeals like a little school girl*
Diaz: *sweatdrop* The... Psychotic... Cloud... Strife... is... hugging... me... HELP!
Choco and Mog: *sit there laughing*
Diaz: *squirms out of his grasp* Well I need to get back to work! Behave! Please! I beg of you!
Choco: I hate to see an author beg.
Mog: Me, too.
Diaz: So you will?
Mog: Well we will try...
Choco: As hard as we can when we're with Cloud...
Diaz: Thank you so much! *hugs them both* Now I need to get back to the story! Bye! *disappears*
Mog: Now where did Cloud go?
Choco and Mog: *hear an oh too familiar voice*
High-pitched squeaky voice: Of course, Cloud!
Cloud: You better believe it, baby!
High-pitched squeaky voice: Oh, Cloud! You're so big and strong! How could I ever say no to you?
Mog: *tiptoes over to the next aisle afraid of what he might see*
Choco: *follows Mog*
Mog: *jaw drops*
Choco: *bursts out laughing*
Cloud: *sitting on an inflatable couch talking with a little Miss Piggy puppet he has on his hand* Oh, Miss Piggy! You have made me the happiest boy in the world!
Miss Piggy: *well Cloud* Cloud, darling, don't you mean "man"?
Cloud: Why, of course, my little pork chop!
Miss Piggy: Oh, sweetheart! Come here! *starts kissing Cloud*
Mog: *is stifling his laughter as tears run down his face*
Choco: *looks like he's about to wet his pants if he actually wore any*
Cloud: *looks up and notices them* You guys! Miss Piggy and I are getting married! She said yes!
Choco: *breaks down and is rolling around on the floor laughing*
Mog: *sweatdrop* That's... great... Cloud...
Cloud: I can just imagine it now... a small house in the country with a white picket fence... a couple of kids...
Mog: *makes a sign to Choco that Cloud has totally lost it*
Choco: *tries to keep a straight face finding how hard it is with Cloud around*
Cloud: Miss Piggy, we'll be together forever... we'll spend our whole lives with each other!
Choco: *whispers to Mog* Poor Miss Piggy... no one... not even a puppet deserves that...
Mog: *nods watching Cloud and Miss Piggy start another make out session*
Choco: *looks at Mog unsure what to do since they are SUPPOSED to be working on the story for Diaz*
Hank: *a worker at Square's Soft Toys* Excuse me, gentlemen? I'll have to ask you to please leave. Too many people are complaining... about your ummm behavior... *eyes Cloud with the Miss Piggy puppet*
Mog: Yes, sir. We'll leave.
Hank: Are you buying that? *looks at Cloud*
Cloud: Hush, dear... it's okay. Sir, I would like you to know that you have just insulted my fiancée!
Hank: Okay... *looks at Choco and Mog for help*
Choco: Come on, Cloud!
Cloud: *gets up with Miss Piggy and heads out the exit setting off the alarms*
Mog: *hands Hank some gil and pushes Choco, Cloud, and Miss Piggy out the door*
Hank: I... don't... want... to... know... *heads back to the counter*
*back at the Mog and Choco Headquarters*
Mog: I can't believe that happened...
Choco: *is playing FFX on PS2* Where are they now?
Mog: You really don't want to know... *looks over at the bedroom*
Choco: I guess not...
Diaz: *walks in* Well that went well...
Mog: *coughs*
Diaz: I know... I'm sorry... here you go... *hands Mog a bag of Kupo Nuts and Choco a bag of Greens* Good work, guys. I'll call you if I get any more assignments. *walks out*
Mog: Choco, there really has to be an easier way...
Choco: *turns up the volume on the TV a little to drown out Cloud* Let's hope... or that Diaz doesn't give us anymore assignments!
Mog: Well good-bye, readers!
Choco: Ta-ta!
Diaz: *appears next to them* Remember more reviews get more adventures!
Mog and Choco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy!
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The Moogle and Chocobo Adventures
Chapter 1: Mog, Choco, and... Cloud
By Diaz
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*Translated from Moogle and Chocobo or whatever mogs and chocobos speak*
Mog: Hello my name is Mog, and this is my friend Choco. Say hello to the nice readers, Choco.
Choco: KWEEH!
Mog: Umm, Choco? You do know Diaz gave us the ability to normally speak in this fic, right?
Choco: Kwe? *cough* I mean... oh yea...
Mog: Anyways... today we are heading out!
Choco: Where?
Mog: Didn't you read the script ahead of time? Well we're going to Square's Soft Toys!
Choco: *eyes light up* Really?
Mog: *hops onto Choco's back* Yes really. Onward, Choco!
*in front of Square's Soft Toys*
Choco: Wow this place is huge...
Mog: Let's go in!
Mog and Choco: *head in*
Choco: Hey, Mog, look at all of the toys! *dashes everywhere taking in all the toys*
Mog: Calm down, Choco! *picks up a cuddly teddy bear* How cute...
Choco: Look at all of this great stuff! *disappears into the next aisle* Hey, Mog! Come see this!
Mog: Huh? *walks over and gets pelted by foam arrows* Choco!
Choco: *dressed in camouflage and behind a fort made up of cardboard bricks* This is war!
Mog: Well you know what, Choco? Take this! *pulls a Water Bazooka 5000 off of the nearby shelf* Take this! *blasts an icy jet spray at Choco*
Choco: Nooooo! *sinks behind the fort* I'm melting! *screeches*
Mog: Choco, hate to burst your bubble, bud, but the only thing melting is your fort.
Choco: *looks at his now soggy cardboard pile* oh yea... *gets up dropping his camouflage and foam dart gun*
Mog: *sighs wondering how he got stuck with Choco as a partner*
Choco: Hey, Mog! Look at the bikes! *runs over to the bike racks* Hey isn't that!
Mog: *mutters* please not let it be him... please... anything but him...
Choco: Kwee, Cloud!
Mog: Dear, God, help us all...
Cloud: *is riding a small red tricycle up and down Aisle 7 and rides up to Choco and Mog* Hello, Choco! Since when can you talk?
Choco: Since Diaz made it so we can!
Cloud: Who is Diaz?
Diaz: *walks up* I am... now Cloud... you know you aren't supposed to be here...
Mog and Choco: *pull up some inflatable chairs eating popcorn*
Cloud: I know... but you are about to kill me off in your other fic!
Diaz: So what's your point? It's my fic. I can make anything happen.
Cloud: What gives you all the power?
Diaz: Umm do you mean besides the fact that I am the AUTHOR of this fic?
Cloud: What does that mean?
Diaz: It means I can do this! *snaps her fingers and Cloud's pants get caught in the tricycle's wheels and they rip off exposing him*
Cloud: *sweatdrop as he looks down at his boxers which are purple with pink fluff bunnies on them*
Diaz: Very nice, Cloud. You do know there are children around...
Cloud: *beet red with embarrassment as he pulls up his pants* Okay... you win... this time...
Diaz: You know what, Cloud? Since I'm in a good mood, you can stay for this chapter!
Cloud: *face lights up as he hugs her* Thank you! *squeals like a little school girl*
Diaz: *sweatdrop* The... Psychotic... Cloud... Strife... is... hugging... me... HELP!
Choco and Mog: *sit there laughing*
Diaz: *squirms out of his grasp* Well I need to get back to work! Behave! Please! I beg of you!
Choco: I hate to see an author beg.
Mog: Me, too.
Diaz: So you will?
Mog: Well we will try...
Choco: As hard as we can when we're with Cloud...
Diaz: Thank you so much! *hugs them both* Now I need to get back to the story! Bye! *disappears*
Mog: Now where did Cloud go?
Choco and Mog: *hear an oh too familiar voice*
High-pitched squeaky voice: Of course, Cloud!
Cloud: You better believe it, baby!
High-pitched squeaky voice: Oh, Cloud! You're so big and strong! How could I ever say no to you?
Mog: *tiptoes over to the next aisle afraid of what he might see*
Choco: *follows Mog*
Mog: *jaw drops*
Choco: *bursts out laughing*
Cloud: *sitting on an inflatable couch talking with a little Miss Piggy puppet he has on his hand* Oh, Miss Piggy! You have made me the happiest boy in the world!
Miss Piggy: *well Cloud* Cloud, darling, don't you mean "man"?
Cloud: Why, of course, my little pork chop!
Miss Piggy: Oh, sweetheart! Come here! *starts kissing Cloud*
Mog: *is stifling his laughter as tears run down his face*
Choco: *looks like he's about to wet his pants if he actually wore any*
Cloud: *looks up and notices them* You guys! Miss Piggy and I are getting married! She said yes!
Choco: *breaks down and is rolling around on the floor laughing*
Mog: *sweatdrop* That's... great... Cloud...
Cloud: I can just imagine it now... a small house in the country with a white picket fence... a couple of kids...
Mog: *makes a sign to Choco that Cloud has totally lost it*
Choco: *tries to keep a straight face finding how hard it is with Cloud around*
Cloud: Miss Piggy, we'll be together forever... we'll spend our whole lives with each other!
Choco: *whispers to Mog* Poor Miss Piggy... no one... not even a puppet deserves that...
Mog: *nods watching Cloud and Miss Piggy start another make out session*
Choco: *looks at Mog unsure what to do since they are SUPPOSED to be working on the story for Diaz*
Hank: *a worker at Square's Soft Toys* Excuse me, gentlemen? I'll have to ask you to please leave. Too many people are complaining... about your ummm behavior... *eyes Cloud with the Miss Piggy puppet*
Mog: Yes, sir. We'll leave.
Hank: Are you buying that? *looks at Cloud*
Cloud: Hush, dear... it's okay. Sir, I would like you to know that you have just insulted my fiancée!
Hank: Okay... *looks at Choco and Mog for help*
Choco: Come on, Cloud!
Cloud: *gets up with Miss Piggy and heads out the exit setting off the alarms*
Mog: *hands Hank some gil and pushes Choco, Cloud, and Miss Piggy out the door*
Hank: I... don't... want... to... know... *heads back to the counter*
*back at the Mog and Choco Headquarters*
Mog: I can't believe that happened...
Choco: *is playing FFX on PS2* Where are they now?
Mog: You really don't want to know... *looks over at the bedroom*
Choco: I guess not...
Diaz: *walks in* Well that went well...
Mog: *coughs*
Diaz: I know... I'm sorry... here you go... *hands Mog a bag of Kupo Nuts and Choco a bag of Greens* Good work, guys. I'll call you if I get any more assignments. *walks out*
Mog: Choco, there really has to be an easier way...
Choco: *turns up the volume on the TV a little to drown out Cloud* Let's hope... or that Diaz doesn't give us anymore assignments!
Mog: Well good-bye, readers!
Choco: Ta-ta!
Diaz: *appears next to them* Remember more reviews get more adventures!
Mog and Choco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
