Chapter 1
"Oh come on Benson!" the raccoon complained to the gumball machine.
"Yeah Benson, It'll take forever to rake these leaves!" added the blue jay.
"You wanted something to do, so here it is, if you don't like it you can just leave!" said Benson, as his face was turning red.
Benson stormed out to his kart and drove off. As he drove off the kart kicked up some dirt on Mordecai and Rigby. They coughed as the dust got into the air. Then the two waited until Benson was out of sight before throwing down the rakes.
"Wanna go get some Coffee?" Asked the Blue Jay.
"Yeah man!" said the raccoon.
Mordecai and Rigby Got into the kart and started up with a spin and drove off. On their way to the coffee shop, they hit a traffic jam.
"Augh! This sucks!" said Mordecai
Up ahead they saw an armored truck flipped over. The armored truck was black and the hatch to the back was open. The driver obviously wasn't there, and probably was in an ambulance, but there was a logo on it; "U.S.A.B." U.S.A.B. stands for the United States Adjustment Bureau.
"What the-" said Mordecai as Rigby interrupted.
"Let me see!" The Raccoon said as he climbed over Mordecai's shoulder. Just after that, Mordecai saw an opening to take a different road and took it immediately. As they got to the coffee shop, Mordecai saw Margret. Mordecai has always been in love with Margret but never found a chance to ask her out.
"Hey Margret!" said the blue jay.
"Oh, hey guys! So, the usual then?" asked the robin.
"Oh, sure" replied Mordecai.
As Margret was about to go into the kitchen, Mordecai quickly asked "Wait! Do you wanna come to my place on Saturday?"
"I'd love to, but I'm already going to the movies with my new boy friend." Replied Margret.
"Oh" said Mordecai, no longer in a good mood.
Margret went to the kitchen.
"Ooooooh! Denied again!" said Rigby.
Mordecai punched him in the arm.
"Ow!" said the raccoon as he rubbed his arm where it had been hit.
