Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of NOBOHIRO WATSUKI's characters or the Fortress of Solitude. Blah. I said it…go away. Lawyers no baka.
A Lizards Tale
Hello. I am a lizard. My name is Bob. I live in a field on the outskirts of Tokyo. This is an account of my exciting near-death experience that took place there. So, one day I was sunning atop a rock on a warm afternoon. Suddenly, I saw a very large man with scars and stitches on his ugly face. He entered my field and dropped down in the tall grass, obscured from view. Approximately 10 minuets later, a much smaller man with long, red-orange hair tied back in a low pony tail and a cross-shaped scar on his left cheek entered my "field of solitude". He had a calm ki and kind lavender eyes-though they were clouded with controlled anger at the moment. I suppose I took a liking to him. Then, Stitch-Face came out of the grass and threw a scythe on a chain at Lavender-Eyes. He dodged it, and Stitch-Face threw it again. Lavender-Eyes dodged it again, yet the tip of the scythe landed a few millimeters to the left of my head. I never said I was brave, and I am not, for this caused me to faint.
When I woke up, it was sunset. I saw Stitch-Face lying on the ground writhing in what seemed like agony. In the distance, I caught sight of Lavender-Eyes walking out of my field and away into town. I wish that I saw what happened….oh well.
OWARI
A/N: Well, did ya like it? I know it was short and pointless, yet that is the story of one of the Rurouni Kenshin series……pleasie reviewie!
