(as recorded by Peter Pettigrew, Mr. Wormtail)
Place: Hogwarts express
Date: July 6th.
Members: Remus Lupin, Mr. Moony
Peter Pettigrew, Mr. Wormtail
Sirius Black, Mr. Padfoot
James Potter, Mr. Prongs
Lily Evans, Miss Lily (Mrs. Prongs)
Aladdin Niadria, Miss Aladdin (Mrs. Moony)
Prongs: I think a meeting is in order. Mr. Prongs hereby calls a meeting of the Marauding Marauders of Hogwarts...and their girlfriends. Pledge?
MWPP: We solemnly swear that we are up to no good and shall quest to aid all fellow mischief makers in generations past, future, and present, causing as much trouble as possible.
Prongs: Now, to business.
Moony raises his hand
Prongs: Mr. Moony has the floor.
Moony: Mr. Moony would like to suggest we change our name to merely "The Marauders" as calling ourselves the "Marauding Marauders" is redundant and makes us sound like demented kindergarteners.
Lily: Miss Lily would like to point out that naming yourselves at all makes you sound like demented kindergarteners.
Padfoot: Mr. Padfoot would like to suggest that Miss Lily be left out of this conversation, as she is evil and smells bad.
Lily: Miss Lily would like to suggest that Mr. Padfoot go to--
Prongs: Enough. A motion has been set forth. All in favor?
MWPP: Aye!
Prongs: We have been officially changed to the Marauders of Hogwarts.
Aladdin: Miss Aladdin would like to know why you must name yourselves at all.
Padfoot: Mr. Padfoot would like to point out that Miss Aladdin is not a member of the Marauders, therefore has no right to speak.
Prongs: Denied. Miss Aladdin is invited to this meeting at the request of Mr. Moony. You know the rules, Mr. Padfoot.
Padfoot: Mr. Padfoot would like a vote to change the rules!
Prongs: All in favor?
Padfoot: Aye!
Prongs: All against?
Moony: Nay!
Prongs: Nay!
Lily: Nay!
Aladdin: Nay!
Padfoot pouts.
Wormtail: Mr. Wormtail would like to set forth a motion to keep an official record book of all our meetings.
Prongs: A motion has been put forth. All in favor?
MWPP: Aye!
Prongs: Agreed. What shall we name the book?
Moony: Mr Moony would like to suggest naming it 'The Marauder Court.'
Prongs: All in favor?
MWPP: Aye!
Padfoot: Mr. Padfoot would like to suggest Mr. Wormtail be made Official Record-Keeper, as he is already taking records.
Moony: Mr. Moony would like to suggest letting Mr. Wormtail having his own say.
Wormtail: Mr. Wormtail agrees.
Prongs: Agreed. Mr. Wormtail is hereby dubbed Official Record-Keeper.
Aladdin: Miss Aladdin would like to ask why he must be 'dubbed' as he is not a foreign language nor a knight.
Padfoot: Mr. Padfoot would like to remark that we use whatever terms we please.
Aladdin: Miss Aladdin would like to point out that you may use whatever terms you please, but it makes you sound retarded.
Padfoot: Mr. Padfoot would like to suggest that Mrs. Moony keep her abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Aladdin: Miss Aladdin would like to say that comment was uncalled for and suggest Mr. Padfoot go elsewhere if he's going to stick his head up his rear end.
Prongs: Mr. Prongs calls order! Order!
Lily: Miss Lily would like to say that saying that made Mr. Prongs sound retarded.
Prongs: Mr. Prongs would like to say that the rules state--
Lily: Miss Lily requests a copy of the rules.
Prongs: Denied. Rules are to be shown to official Marauders only, as is stated in the rules.
Lily: Miss Lily would like to say that is the most perfectly ridicious rule ever heard.
Aladdin: Miss Aladdin would like to add that by inviting us the the meeting, you have made us honorary Marauders.
Wormtail: Mr. Wormtail would like to request a moment of silence while he finishes writing down everything.
Moony: Mr. Moony suggests that Mr. Wormtail borrows Mr. Prongs's Quick-Quotes Quill.
Prongs gives Wormtail his Quick-Quotes Quill
Aladdin: Miss Aladdin would like to point out that this is getting off topic.
Padfoot: Mr. Padfoot would like to suggest keeping a copy of the rules in the record book.
Prongs: A motion has been set forth. All in favor?
MWPP: Aye!
Aladdin: Miss Aladdin and Miss Lily would like a copy of the rules.
Prongs: All in favor?
Moony: Aye!
Wormtail: Aye!
Padfoot: Nay!
Prongs: Mr. Prongs votes Aye and Mr. Padfoot is outnumbered.
He hands Lily and Aladdin a copy of the rules and they begin to read.
All ideas copyright the Marauders and Abigail, all characters copyright JK Rowling, the goddess/murderer. Lines three through seven copyright Nicole (danellegirl56@yahoo.com).
Notebook: Lines three-through-seven were invented by the awesome, the goddess of MSTing, Nicole. No, not me. The rules are next chapter, that's why this one's so short. Enjoy, all! Next chapter is rules, chapter after that continuation of this same meeting.
