I own nothing but my ideas. Midna is an imp again for some reason. IDK why! *Hides behind shield while objects are thrown.* Don't hate me...
And I had to do something to keep my creative juices flowing, even if this isn't my best work.

Zeyra: *heavy sarcasm* Really? This ISN'T you're best work?

Me: Zeyra! Stop!

Zeyra: What? Do you think I'll join up with the other characters, and we'll go on a psychotic rampage?

Midna: Just get on with the story already! You're scaring off the readers!

Reader: Actually—

Midna and Zeyra: STAY OUT OF THIS!

Me: I'm so sorry.

Reader: *Hangs head* It's okay…

Me: As I was saying…I own nothing but My messed up ideas.

"It has been too long." Midna said excitedly, "I can't wait to see Link! I miss him so much...and kinda Zelda...even though we did get in a huge fight and that's why I broke the mirror so she couldn't come into the Twiligth Realm and kill me…"

Midna landed in the familiar Light Realm, yet again searching for the Chosen Hero. She looked around, and realized that it looked different then last time she was there, all watercolory and stuff.

"What in the name of the gay Sages who put Ganondorf in the Twilight Realm, happened?" She shrieked. "Have I really been gone long enough that there was some weird apocalypse, and changed everything, am I on an isla—"

"AAAAAAAAH! THAT CRAZY MAN WAS RIGHT! THERE IS A DEMON IN THE VILLAGE!"

She floated higher for a second of pure terror, before turning around. Startled, she spun around quickly, "I am NOT a demon, you idiot. I'm Midna, the Twilight Princess."

The person who screamed was a really freaky dude...he looked like a little doll boy. Timid, and had large circles on his cheeks. (A/N: I honestly didn't care to learn their names...please help)

A dude with yellow eyes, lips that looked like he got plastic surgery and spiky red hair came up behind the freaky boy. Gosh, Midna thought to herself, everyone's so weird here.
"You don't look like a freaking princess to me." Groose said, "More like an ugly imp or—"

Midna snapped, "You did not just call me an ugly imp."

She was engulfed in a bright light, and when the light faded she turned back into her true self, the boys were awestruck, but once they came out of their trance the little freaky boy screamed and ran away crying.

"What? Did I say something?" Midna asked.

She noticed where Groose was staring. He was completely lost, leaned in and everything, "So...big..." He stuck his hand out, "I must...tou—"

SMACK, BOOM, POW!

Midna smacked his face, leaving her hand print across his cheek, punched him in the gut, and spun up in the air, and kicked him in the gut also, sending him a couple yards away. She regained her original stature, and mumbled softly, "Rooster head..."

Two boys, one tall blond, and one fat and short with blue hair, raced to their leader, Groose, "Buddy...you okay?" The short one asked.

Groose sat up, and looked at Midna, "Even...cough...thought y-you kicked my...cough butt, you're still...cough hot."

Midna huffed, and whirled away. She warped to the large statue at the top of the island, and looked around. "It's...beautiful." She said to herself.

"Yes...it is."
She jumped, and turned around, a really old, and really fat guy with a unibrow was behind her, "Who are you? And where is Link?"

The man laughed, "I'm the mayor, Zelda's father—"
"Wait what? Zelda's seventeen, she said her father was dead. What the freak is going on?" Midna snapped.

The fat dude opened his previously closed eyes, "What? Zelda isn't seventeen, she's sixteen. And how do you know Link?"

She sighed, "A long story, we're...old friends."
He looked her up and down, "You...you were 'just friends'with Link?"

Her face reddened, "What the pumpkin sauce? Why does that matter to you, you creep?"

He backed up a little, "I am sorry Miss, Link is...out running errands for me."

Midna rolled her eyes, and snapped her fingers, a ball of twilight magic formed in her hands, "You tell me now, or I'll destroy that plant over there." She pointed to a pretty purple and blue flower that had a sign under it saying, 'Charlie.'

The mayor whimpered a little, "NO! NOT CHARLIE! YOU MONSTER! Alright fine, he's out saving Zelda for the umpteenth time, and has probably hit a lot of side quest along the way."

Midna raised an eyebrow, He told me because I threatened a plant? She thought to herself. "Alrigthy, I'll be going," She said

Xx xX

After all the creepy things that happened in Skyloft, Midna tried to forget about it and focus on finding Link. "Goodness," Midna said under her breath, "Everything looks so...so weird."

She looked at herself, and giggled, "Eeh hee, I don't want Link to be too distracted."

She turned herself back into an imp, and put back on her fused shadow which gave her, her famous look.

She giggled and looked around Faron Woods. "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNK! WHERE ARE YOU?" She shouted. "What the fudge monkeys, why can't I find you?"

She was in Faron Woods…well what she guessed was Faron Woods…and started looking around, finally she floated up to one ledge, and saw this FREAKING HUGE brown thing, "What in the—"
"H-How did you find me?" It asked, "I'm the best hider in all of the Kie-Wieps."

She held back a laugh, "Uh...I hate to burst your bubble but, I could see you from a mile away."
The really fat thing's face twisted, "Wh-What? What sorcery is this?"

Midna rolled her eyes, "Okay, have you seen this dude with a gre—" She stopped when saw him running out of a gateway, "LINK!" She shouted.

He looked over and his face lit up, "MIDNA?" He shouted back.

They closed the gap between them, and just as Midna was about to give him a hug, Fi came out. Midna jumped back and eyed her.

Link put a palm to his face as Fi started her analysis, "Master," She started, "The creature in front of us posses a huge threat, and I would suggest running, and her pheromone readings indicate that she wishes to mate with you."

Link let out a worried laugh, just before Midna exploded, "DID THAT JUST CALL ME A FREAKING CREATURE? And it checked to see if I was horny or not? That's just wrong. Since when did you start making your sidekicks call you master, Wolf-Boy?" Midna shouted.

Link flinched, and said, "Well...Zelda traded Epona for a red bird, and I moved again, and when we were flying together she got kidnapped...again."

Midna laughed, "Does she strive to get kidnapped or something?"
Link laughed, and shrugged, "I don't know—OH...and I met a dude weirder than Zant."

Fi started again, "Master, I will warn you again, the creature isn't saf—"
"Shut up!" They both shouted.

Fi's emotionless face did nothing but nod, "Alright master, I will as you say, 'shut up.'"
Midna glared at her, "Idiot...anywho, are you two like a thing?"

As Link was about to answer, Fi interrupted, "Such feelings are pointless and absurd, I have no such feelings for the boy."

Midna crossed her arms, and said, "In other words, 'He's all yours honey.'?"
Fi nodded, and Midna smiled, "Eeh hee, I like her."

Link smiled and shook his head, and just as he was about to hug Midna, something shook in the bushes behind them, and he drew his sword. It came out, and it was a...blue fairy. "Oh dear goddesses." Link muttered, as Navi shouted and flew over to Link.

Midna hmped and crossed her arms as Navi floated around Link, "LINKY! I'VE MISSED YOU SOOOOO MUCH!"

Link rubbed the back of his neck, "Uh-Uh-Uh..."
"Link," Midna started angrily, "Who is that? How many freaking sidekicks have you had?"

"Well..." He said slowly, "You're not exactly the first person to live in my shadow..."

Midna started shaking, and her eyes looked like they were on fire, "LIIIINK! I'M GONNA—"

Haha the end. Now please review.