How to be Sasuke- For Guys!

1. Go to a death metal store. Steal everything.

2. Bring up killing your brother all the time, even if you don't have one.

3. Wear tight-ass black skinny jeans that show off your anorexic physique.

4. Rip up flowers, petal by petal, saying, "I hate you. I hate you with a passion. I hate you. I hate you with a passion." Over and over.

5. Convince yourself you have no reason to live, and attempt to commit suicide. Then go into a crappy flashback, and decide not to die. Repeat as necessary.

6. Tell everyone you like that they suck like a bucket of ticks.

7. Grow out your hair like Cher and steal your mom's eyeliner.

8. If you're gay, don't be. No emos are gay. At least, not in Naruto. Beside Naruto, but he's not emo.

9. Have your own screaming rock theme song that you play whenever someone says your name.

10. The only words you can say are 'hn', 'no', 'die', and 'get a life'.