"Hey Ino! I know how to get Sasuke to finally tell us who he loves more." Sakura stated as she walked up tp the blonde.
"Okay what's the plan?" Ino asked only interested in what the billboard brow was saying because of the words 'Sasuke, tell, and loves'.
"A truth Jutsu." Sakura smiled as she imagined her Sasuke-kun saying he loved her. She knew Sasuke obviously loved her. After all who wouldn't love her.
"Perfect." Ino smiled imagining the same but with her.
"Oh Hey Sasuke-kun!" she smiled as the poor raven was walking past them, "We wanna talk to you." Sasuke kept walking. 'If I ignore them they might go away.' Sasuke thought.
"Sasuke-Kun!" Ino glomped him making sure he didn't get away as Sakura did the hand signs.
"Tatsu,ni,ii,tori,inu,ni! No Secret no jutsu!" Sakura screamed. Sasuke stared at her.
"Sasuke-kun what's your middle name?" Ino asked the test question.
"None of your business now get off me." Sasuke said and left once Ino released him.
"Damn it billboard brow nothing happened." Ino snarled.
"Maybe Lady Tsunade told me the wrong jutsu." Sakura pondered heading home discouraged.
"Now Sasuke-kun won't ever come near us." Ino cried going back to the flower shop.
The next day Ino and Sakura saw Sasuke beating up and old tree.
"Hey Sasuke-kun what's wrong?" asked Sakura
"I'm sexually frustrated and keep telling the truth. What did you do to me?" Sasuke screamed.
"We did a jutsu that makes you tell the truth. We wanted to know who like more. Me or Ino?" Sakura asked nervously shifting from one foot to the other.
"For the love of God i don't love any of you. Are you stupid? I'm gay! G-A-Y GAY!"Sasuke said.
"Yo-you are..." Ino said bewildered.
"Yes gay! Now get this damn jutsu off me before i tell him I love him!" Sasuke screamed.
"Love who?" Naruto asked as he walked into the clearing. He had been walking to Ichiraku's when he heard Sasuke confess that he was gay and loved someone.
"I love you!" Sasuke said with a blush that could rival Hinata's.
"Well Teme... I love you too," and Naruto quickly poofed himself and Sasuke to his apartment.
Naruto placed Sasuke on his bed and straddled him.
"Sasuke... have you been a bad boy?" Naruto said in a husky low voice.
"No." Sasuke said and Naruto twitched 'He thinks I'm dumb?' Naruto thought then smirked.
"Would you like to be a bad boy?"
"Yes." Sasuke moaned as Naruto grinded into him.
"So Sasuke-kun... what made you confess?" Naruto purred into Sasuke's ear and then started nipping and sucking on Sasuke's ear lobe.
"Nnn...Truth Jutsu." Sasuke moaned.
"hmm...we'll have to thank them later Sasu-chan." Naruto smirked as he kissed Sasuke's jawbone with butterfly kisses.
The next day Naruto helped a limping Sasuke to the training fields.
"Hey Sakura-chan! Me and Sasu here want to say something to you."
"What is it?" Sakura said not wanting to love at there faces.
"Thank you." they said in unison.
"Your welcome..." Sakura said sadly as she headed toward a grinning Kakashi.
"I didn't know Naruto would be on the top." Kakashi chuckled.
"Shut up Kakashi! It was a once in a life time thing!" Sasuke snarled.
"You sure about that Sasu-chan." Naruto said dragging Sasuke back to the house for round two.
"Well looks like training has been canceled for today." Kakashi then poofed back to find his "lonely" dolphin.
Sakura went back home thinking 'Is everyone gay?'
The End
(I liked this ending better XD)
