The whole of RED team was gathered within the Administrator's office, beads of sweat falling from their faces, shaking and twiddling their thumbs with nervousness.

After about a minute or two of silence, the Administrator turned to face the terrified team with a weak grin on her face.
"...You are all being relieved from your position as mercenaries for more qualified men." The Administrator stated.

A brief moment of silence and tranquility passed about the room as the mercenaries looked around at each other, when suddenly, one decided to speak up.

"OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA BE H-H-HOMELESS AND HAVE NO MONEY!", The scout screeched upon the thought of the Administrator leaving out their pay.

"You will all be receiving your pay. You have until tomorrow morning to pack up and leave." The Administrator said with a disappointed look on her face.
"Now please, exit my office." The men nodded and exited the building, the door being slammed shut behind them.

The men started gathering inside of Sniper's van as they prepared to leave, the Scout almost being left behind making rude gestures towards the building.


The team arrived at the base, quickly scrambling inside to find their belongings..except for Sniper. He hung by his van laughing at the team for being such pack rats.

Meanwhile, inside the base, the team was making a mess trying to find their belongings, the Soldier flipped three couches, the Scout tore his room apart, the Pyro burning everything in sight in anger, and more disorderly shenanigans.

By the time evening struck, most of the mercenaries were tired out and had given up. Instead, they had decided to plan what they were going to do when they left the base.
"Alright gentleman. I believe each of us has chosen an idea. Correct?", The spy questioned to his teammates(Engineer, Pyro, Scout, Soldier, and Demoman), receiving a collective nod.

"Alright, Demoman, go ahead.", the Spy said to Demoman, who spat out an assortment of incoherent words. Spy shook his head and called to Pyro, who talked of an amusement park, which gained some support from Scout but was quickly shut down by the other mercs.

"Scout?" At the sound of his name, he perked up and began to talk about his weird plans with a school locker room, quickly being shut down by the others. Before Spy could call the Engineer up, the Soldier stood up, stood straight, chest out, and talked about how they should all join the 'REAL' military and support 'murica!

The team almost considered taking this as their final decision, when the Spy motioned for the Engineer to give his idea.
"Ahem." The Engineer began to roll out his blueprint, showing a construction of a restaurant. "So, the plan is that all of us start our own restaurant. With all our skills, we could make the best food in the world!"

The team looked around for a moment, but nodded to the idea. And with that, the team knew they had to do it. The Spy announced, "All in favor of the restaurant, raise your hand." Almost all of them raised their hands, except for the Scout who was upset he couldn't be creepy as he used to be.

"Well gentleman, let's tell the bushman and others about our decision." The group nodded in agreement and went off to tell the Medic, Heavy, and Sniper about what they decided. The Engineer made his way to the medical bay. He opened the door and walked in. To his surprise, he saw the Heavy and Medic arguing why they should've won chess.

The moment the Medic and Heavy saw the Engineer out of the corner of their eyes, they stopped arguing and greeted him.
"Hallo Engineer! Me and ze Heavy are playing chess, so if you need medical attention get to me later!" the Medic said, dismissing the Engineer's appearance.

The Engineer sighed at their silliness and began to explain what was actually going on. "Me and the boys have decided what we wanna do after we leaved this damned place." The Medic and Heavy stared curiously to hear what he had to say. "Well, we have decided to build a restaurant! I came here to ask y'all if you wanted to come with us."

The Heavy's face brightened up at the thought of making his homemade delights. "Da! Leetle man has good idea! Heavy is in!" The Engineer smiled, looked towards the Medic and asked him if he wanted to join in too, excited when the Medic accepted his offer.

Meanwhile, outside of the base, the rest of the group was trying to get Sniper to answer his 'door'. "Guys, we should just give up..you know him, he's such a camper." The Scout said in defeat. The moment Soldier heard what Scout said, he had become riled up and infuriated.

"YOU MAGGOTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A MAN'S ATTENTION. YOU ARE ALL WEAK! YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS! I WILL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN WITH THIS LAUNCHER IF I HAVE TO!"

Sniper immediately tensed up, knowing something bad would happen if he didn't come out. He hopped up on his feet and got to the door as quickly as possible and broke his own door down, almost terrified to see the Soldier standing there with his rocket launcher aimed at the Van. He let out a quick sigh of relief, before addressing the current situation.

"What the bloody hell just happened?" Everyone turned to look for the soldier, who seemed to have disappeared. "Mmphh, mmph mmph-mmph tmmph tmmph ymmph.", The pyro returned.
"Oh, well then, guess I'll join your bloody cafe." The group cheered triumphantly and went back inside to continue packing.


The next morning, the mercs were loudly awoken by the booming voice of the Administrator on the loudspeaker telling them to move out. They all jumped out of bed, got dressed, grabbed their suitcases and ran out to throw all of their stuff on Sniper's van.

It was a mere twenty minutes before all that was left of the mercenaries at the base was Scout's chocolate and a broken wrangler. Now, the mercenaries were off on their quest to build...The Restaurant.