Author's Note: So, here is a short parody of Frozen's Reindeers Are Better Than People guardian style! This just randomly popped into my head during English, and I had to write it as soon as I got home. Disclaimer: I do not own Frozen, we all know I'd be a billionaire, and I also do not own Rise of the Guardians, or there'd be a lot of sequels. XD

Easter Is Better Than Christmas

(Bunny): Easter is better than Christmas,

Jack, don't you think I'm right?

(Jack): Why would that be true? You know I hate you. Go bother the elves, kangaroo.

(Bunny): Aww, thanks buddy! But children love Easter more than Christmas! Tooth, don't you think I'm right?

(Tooth): I'm not getting involved! Go fight with North!

(Bunny): Gee, thanks Tooth! Let's call it a night!

(Jack): Bunny, it's the middle of the day!

(Bunny): Goodnight!

(Tooth): Knock him out, Sandy!

(Bunny): Don't let Frostbite bite-mph! *gets knocked out by Sandy*

(Jack): TOUCHDOWN!

(Tooth): Isn't that football?

(North): *throws open door* WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!

So, there ya go! Some random Bunny with a touch of insanity! XD I loved writing him, though I'm pretty sure he's either majorly OOC or drunk. What would you guys think of a ROTG collection? I know it's been done a thousand times, but I love writing these guys, and would try to put my original spin on some *cough*incredibly angsty/fluffy*cough* ROTG arcs and one shots. Reviews would be much appreciated.

~Bellanca