RKK: Hello everyone!
ABW: stares in shock that RKK's writing another Death note fic
RKK: BASK IN THE SEXINESS OF THESE SONGS!!!
ABW: O.o… RKK you feeling Okay?
L Plot Bunny: Oh she's fine… as far as I can tell…
ABW: OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE! Kidnaps L Plot Bunny and runs off
Before we begin… I'll do the disclaimers and stuff… I don't own Death Note, whoever does… HOW DARE YOU NOT MAKE IT YAOI! But If I did own it… Well… Let's just say it would be full of sexyful smut! Moving on however… This little ficlet of DOOM is for ABW because not only is she fucking awesomer than getting laid by a random anime guy you think is hot, but I'm officially bribing her! Has an AMP and doughnuts And on top of all that… I… Uh… Pulled a HUGE L today (I didn't realize we were similar like that it was freakin weird!!!) and I ate cheesecake, not just any cheese cake mind you, but strawberry! O.o… shocking yes? Any ways I dedicate this little blarb to ABW (AKA Ami) for being just hella awesome, getting "Dangerous Kind" stuck in my head, and in turn for me trying to get it out of my head… I got "Je N'ai Pas De Mots" stuck in it as well! Well Done ABW, I heart you so much! Grins and starts fic ROLL FILM! (BTW: I make a reference or two to Ami's fic, so read it DAMN IT!)
What Raito Really Writes in Death Note
Raito fidgeted he was so bored. Not to mention L had him in this severely white room that was more than likely escape proof. This was like playing poker with a dummy. Boring and tedious. He looked over to L who was hunched in his normal fetal position in a corner staring hungrily at Raito and gnawing his thumb in thought.
He's just going to sit there and stare at me isn't he… God he looks like a fucking panda… A fucking panda with bad posture, and not to mention a bad attitude to boot… But he looks like a huggable fucking panda with bad posture and bad attitude at that… SHIT! Did I just think L was HUGGABLE!? Raito thought before he sighed and pulled out the black book that had became his diary since he swore not to use it again, after Ryuuk had pissed him off a few months ago. He pulled a pen out of his pocket and started to write.
Dear Death Note,
I just thought about L like THAT again… I wonder if there's a way to get him out of my head… I mean all he's doing is questioning me about how I knew his real name was Lawliet… gulps I'm kinna freaked out… Does this mean I'm gay? Oh sweet jesus little mother of Mu, does my DAD know!? He probably thinks L put me in handcuffs to do something kinky to me! Oh god! I'm in a white room that's no doubt sound proof! Is he going to rape me?! Not that I wouldn't mind… Errr… Fuck… I guess I really am Gay… Raito wrote and as he was about to write something more Death Note was ripped out of his grasp and L smirked at him.
"Is Raito-kun writing in his diary like an EMO kid?" L questioned with his usual mask in place but a smirk was also present. "Could Raito-kun have written something about me?" L purred, delighting in the torture of his number one suspect.
"L-san… Please give that back…" Raito said giving L a look of: "Don't fuck with me." No sooner had he given L that look he regretted it. He was lucky he had torn out the pages that bore the names of the ones Death Note had killed, for L opened the book and smirked.
"It looks like this is in fact Raito-kun's diary… He even has a funny nickname for his diary… Manly too…" L said as if he had been given sugar.
"L-san stop it and give it back…" Raito said with a peeved tone in his voice that his mask did not show on his face.
"Tell me how you know my name… And maybe I will give Raito-kun his diary back… After I've read it…" L said and Raito shrugged.
"Go ahead… If it will prove I'm NOT Kira…" Raito said then realized he had written about L on those pages. Shit…
"With pleasure! It seems Raito-kun wants me to read his Dairy…" L then cleared his throat and began to pace as he quoted from Raito's musings.
"I swear! He's a panda! A fucking panda! Oh I like this! Such Language Raito-kun… Hmmnnn… But cover his chibi ass with strawberries and he's damn screwable! My, it looks like Raito-kun has pent up sexual urges…" L then turned a few pages then, to Raito's horror, began to read again, "God, since when is it okay to think of a friend like this… WAIT is Lawliet even my friend? I should ask him some time… Pompous panda ass… Raito-kun, that's almost sweet of you to wonder if I'm your friend… Screwable Panda ass… Wow… Where am I getting the idea L's screwable… My, my… Raito-kun…" L then shut Death Note and threw it into a corner FAR from Raito. He then hunched down in Raito's face. "Raito-kun, want to know a secret?" L asked cocking his head to the side like he does. Raito blushed.
"You're such a fucking Panda…" Raito muttered shoving L lightly before moving like he was going to retrieve his precious dairy but L tackled him and looked down at him raising his eyebrows (if he had any they would be raised) at Raito.
"Is Raito-kun telling me I'm cute?" L asked his laquer eyes boring into Raito's brown ones. Raito gulped.
"No… L you're not cute…" Raito said lying through his teeth. L seemed to see right through his eyes and his mask in a way that made Raito want to melt.
L Lawliet… I hate you…
"Then again, if Raito-kun thinks of a panda when he thinks of me, then he must think that I'm cute…"
I do NOT think you are cute! Okay maybe a little… BUT ONLY A LITTLE!
"And it seems my theory is correct because Raito-kun has a boner…"
You GOTTA be fucking with me!
"I wonder what else I can get Raito-kun to do by laying on him…"
SWEET JESUS AND LITTLE MOTHER, NO!
L then gave Raito a sweet and gentle kiss before he got off him and putting his irate mask back on.
"So are you going to tell me how you know my real name… Or do I have to molest you?" L asked looking thoughtful.
"…"
L… I hate you soo much right now…
"I could tell Yagami-san that Raito-kun is gay…"
Oh hell no you did NOT!
"FOR THE LOVE OF MU AND THE LITTLE MOTHER I MAY BE GAY, BUT I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO TELL MY FATHER!" Raito screamed, his mask shattering and he turned the two of them over and he got in L's face, which he looked terrified.
"You yelled at your panda Raito-kun…" L whimpered.
Oh hell no… He's so NOT using the puppy look… By the Little Mother he is! Holy flying mother of fucking Kira… I hate you L! I love to hate you too! You sneaky little panda-ass!
"SO! YOU THREATENED ME!"
"But… I'm Raito-kun's panda-chan… Right?"
Oh god… He's so adorable…
"Maybe…"
"Oh! Raito-kun! You DO have a heart!" L said and promptly hugged Raito about the neck and dragged the lighter haired boy down with a smile. "My secret… Raito-kun… You still wanna hear it?" L whispered like a little kid about to be caught.
He mentioned a secret a little while back… Didn't he…
"Sure… Spill it L…"
"I like Raito-kun… I like Raito-kun ALOT…" L said petting Raito. Raito looked L in the face with difficulty.
Huh? Like? Like how?
"What do y-" Raito started before L gave him another soft butterfly like kiss.
"I like to be Raito-kun's panda-chan…" L whispered into Raito's lips. All Raito could do… Was melt.
RKK: TADAH!!!
ABW: drags L Plot Bunny back in He fainted…
RKK: You molested my plot bunny… Didn't you…
ABW: Maaayyyybbeeee…
RKK: You sick evil Yaoi godess…
ABW: A-Yup! Beams happily
Here's to you Ami-chan,
I wrote this with you in mind, listening to "Dangerous Kind" I tried fluff… I'm not sure if it's okay… but I stole some tid bits from Darkness Within Your Light… I couldn't help it really… any ways… BRIBERY!!!!
Loves yous!
-RKK
