Dry Bowser and Toadette were walking together as they were out on a quest to get more baseballs since they were having a session of batting earlier. As usual, Dry Bowser was polishing his bones with Toadette farting to her heart's content, with the duo simply doing what they've been used to for years.
"I don't understand how my bones continue getting dirty." Dry Bowser said while crossing the wooden bridge, shaking his skull. "Perhaps it's the effect of the weather."
"I don't think it's nature that's making me so farty!" Toadette giggled as she was fanning the air of her stinky fungus fumes. "I just so happen to be a fungi, so this is natural of me!"
The two heard laughter as they stopped on their path, spotting Lemmy Koopa laughing on his oversized clown ball as he was enjoying himself.
"Cleaning off your bones? And not being able to hold your fart gas back?" Lemmy taunted as he bounced about. "Ooh am I glad to not be you two!"
"What's that suppose to mean?" Dry Bowser and Toadette angrily snapped as they gave the small Koopaling angry glares.
"It means that you're a pathetic duo!" Lemmy popped up as he pointed at them. "Who wants to read stories about a reptile who has to clean his bones, or a gassy mushroom girl?"
"Haven't you heard of throwing stones at a glass house?"
Lemmy frowned while tilting his head. "Erm, maybe. Why?"
"Because you're an annoying Koopaling who likes balls a bit too much!"
"N-not true!" Lemmy gulped as he began sweating nervously. "In fact, I bet I go on more amazing trips than you!"
"Well since you like balls a bit too much, we're in need for some baseballs." Dry Bowser calmly explained.
"Oh, are you doing a baseball tournament or something?" Lemmy responded as he squinted his eyes.
"No, we just want to keep playing our game of basing the ball!" Toadette explained as she did a cute pose while continuing to fan her farts away.
"Well in that case, I'll tag along!" Lemmy exclaimed as he began bouncing on his ball. "I may be an annoying hypocrite, but I'm not saying no to fun! Let's go!"
Surprised at how enthusiastic he was, the duo let the ball loving reptile into their ranks as they left the generic grassy meadows that infamously marked the kingdom so.
