Hey everyone! This will be a series of one-shots done by me and Deathslayer Night, who is also my younger brother :) You should check out his fanfic "The Ultimate Cross-Over!" if you like a crossover between Naruto, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, and many others! Anyway, let the one-shot collabs begin! Also, we'll update whenever we have a chapter done.
Chapter 1: Natsu and Lucy's Glorious Adventure
MysticStarblade: It was a cold and windy day. Natsu and Lucy (as well as Happy) were off on a new mission. They were currently walking down a mountain path- Lucy dressed in a thick coat and mittens and Natsu dressed in his usual outfit: vest, trousers, and scarf. Happy flew around them happily.
Deathslayer Night: Natsu had noticed that Lucy, even with her winter attire, was still shivering.
"Yo, Luce," Natsu called, "Are you alright?"
"N-no," Lucy sniffled, her teeth chattering like the sound parrots make, "I-I'll just call Horologium-" Lucy stopped when she felt something land on her coat.
MysticStarblade: "N-Natsu?" Lucy blushed, "W-what are you d-d-doing?"
Natsu grinned. "Here, Luce! You can use my scarf to keep yourself warm."
Lucy blushed even further. "T-thanks... Wait... Natsu-"
Unfortunately, Natsu's scarf was the only thing holding his vest together. So when he gave it to his teammate, the vest broke free and fluttered around him, revealing his glorious (and somehow shimmering) abs.
Deathslayer Night: Natsu looked down and frowned.
"Oops," Natsu remarked stupidly, not knowing that Lucy's head was steaming like gas that came from boiling hot water, "Hang on, let me get it-" Natsu bent down, causing his muscles to flex for Lucy.
"W-wow," Lucy thought, staring wide-eyed at Natsu's body, "Amazing…"
"Wait a sec- NO!" Natsu suddenly screamed as a gust of wind picked up his vest, sweeping it away down the side of the mountain they were on.
"DAMN IT!" Natsu yelled, stomping his foot on the ground, making his abs ripple like waves in the sea...
MysticStarblade: Another unfortunate event occurred, which would soon make Lucy very... very jealous. A group of teenage girls just so happened to be walking by. Yes. Out of the entire mountain, that group of girls just had to be on the same exact path as the mages.
"OH. MY. GOD!" One of the girls swooned and pointed out. "LOOK AT THOSE GLORIOUS ABS! They look so..." she licked her lips, "scrumptious."
The rest of the girls then turned to see the fire dragon-slayer, who stood there in the snow, exuding abnormal body heat, a mist forming around him. Of course, he wasn't exactly aware of it... Natsu was dense after all. Anyway, Natsu stood in the melting snow, twisting and turning, trying to find his vest, only to flex his abdominal muscles even more for the ladies to admire.
"Where could that damn vest be?" Natsu wondered, raising his hand to scratch his head, unaware of the fact that his biceps were rippling, making the group (and Lucy) ogle him.
Deathslayer Night: "ME WANT!" All the teenage girls yelled, shoving past Lucy and almost tackling Natsu to the soft, white snow. After being shoved, Lucy regained her consciousness as Natsu yelped inside a giant mass of fangirls. She growled.
"No…" Lucy thought out loud viciously, "THOSE ABS ARE MINE!"
"Hehehe," Happy, talking for the first time during the trip, giggled, "SHE LIIIIIKKKKESSSSSS YOU!"
"GO TO HELL!" Lucy roared, kicking away the cat like a punter for an American football team into the sky. Lucy turned towards her main problem as Happy faintly cried out,
"But Hell is undergrouuuuuunnnddddddd!"
"How the hell am I going to get these fangirls off my Natsu?" Lucy thought, silently growling as one of the girls were rubbing her head on Natsu's toned chest, "Taurus would moon over them, Capricorn is too proud to fight girls, Cancer would just give them a haircut, Loke-"
"You called, my angel?" Loke appeared beside Lucy.
"I DID NOT!" Lucy yelled as Loke scanned their situation before nodding.
"I have an idea," Loke remarked before walking to the mass of fangirls and Natsu.
"Laaadies," Loke stated calmly, pushing his glasses up while getting the attention of the girls.
"What do you want?" One of the girls snarled, irritated that Loke distracted them. He coughed.
"Behold…" Loke whispered.
"... REGULUS STRIPPPPPPP!" He ripped off his shirt and exposed his muscled (and glowing) body to the fangirls.
MysticStarblade: The girls stared at his body blankly, wondering where this strange man came from. Loke shivered under their gaze... and from this unbearable cold. He felt whatever muscles he had freeze up. Loke coughed uncomfortably. "Ehem, ladies, ladies. There's no need to stare. Why don't you all come with me and we can relax in the hot springs-"
One of the girls shrugged and turned away. "Meh, this guy" (as in Natsu) "is much hotter."
Stab. Right in the heart.
Another girl nodded. "Yeah! This guy" (as in Natsu) "has sooooo much more muscles."
Another stab. Right in the heart.
Another girl frowned at the shivering man. "Yeah, go away, bozo. You're nothing compared to this hunk of gorgeousness."
With that, all the girls turned away from the poor spirit and continued to fondle Natsu (who was starting to cry silently). Loke remained standing in the snow, becoming blue with frostbite. His heart... his poor heart was shattered into tiny pieces... Lucy swore she saw a little bit of his soul fly from his mouth.
After another minute, Loke's shoulders slumped and he shuffled to his princess. With what remaining strength he had, he patted her shoulders. "I... I'm sorry, Princess. I must... go... cry in a corner now... Adieu." And he vanished. No sparkles, no roses... he just vanished.
Lucy growled and shook her fist towards the sky. "Well you were no help!"
"Ohhhhhh ~Natsu!" the girls continued to fondle the poor dragon slayer.
Deathslayer Night: "Damn it," Lucy thought angrily, drawing out a certain celestial key, "I didn't want to do this… But these girls need-to-DIE!"
"OPEN!" Lucy roared, plunging the key through the water that Natsu had melted, "GATE OF THE WATER BEARER! AQUARIUS!" Out of the key came Aquarius, who was in an extremely bad mood.
"HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU?!" Aquarius roared, her eyes twitching, "DON'T SUMMON ME IN COLD WATER-"
"Kill them." A black, evil aura formed around Lucy. Aquarius stopped and raised an eyebrow.
"Wha-"
"Kill-" Lucy pointed towards the crowd of fangirls while raising her head. Her eyes were glowing murderously red, "Them."
Aquarius stared at the new persona of her master Lucy, before turning away.
"F-fine," Aquarius replied, looking very intimidated, "But only because I feel like it. HEY GIRLS!"
"What do you want?" Came the reply of the fangirls. At their rude response, Aquarius growled, tick marks appearing all over her face.
"What do I want?" Aquarius asked quietly, "I want you girls to show me RESPECT!" With that last yell, she summoned a torrent of water that hurled into the girls. They found themselves swept away, screeching in surprise as the water carried them all the way into the side of a mountain. On contact with the mountain, the girls then were tortured even further when their sudden impact gave way to an avalanche, hurling them down the side of the mountain they found themselves on. (All of them were still alive when they were found.)
Meanwhile
Makarov's head perked up, his ears twitching.
"What's wrong, Master?" Mira asked kindly, cleaning a glass with a rag. Master Makarov only frowned as he stared at the guild doors.
"My Team Natsu senses," he murmured, "Are tingling…"
MysticStarblade: Lucy breathed heavily as she watched the girls tumble down the mountain. Finally... it was over.
Natsu breathed a sigh of relief and bounded over to his teammate, his muscles rippling as he sprinted over. "Thanks a bunch, Luce! You really saved me!"
Lucy averted her eyes from the salmon-haired mage's enticing abs and blushed. "Y-you're welcome... H-here! Take my coat!" She quickly threw the coat over Natsu, not wanting any more fangirls to come around and stare at what's rightfully her's.
Natsu frowned as Lucy shivered from the cold. After a split second, he walked over to the blonde and drew her into him, the coat covering the both of them. The girl sighed blissfully as she was drawn into the abnormal amount of heat Natsu gave off.
"Oh, Natsu…"
Deathslayer Night:
One Day Later
Happy staggered into the guild hall, looking thoroughly bemused.
"If only Natsu hadn't lost his vest," he thought bitterly, as he ignored everyone staring at him, confused, "Then I would still be good ol' innocent me." Carla walked towards him, asking him something, but he just pushed past her.
"I can't even flirt with Carla," Happy thought as Carla stared at the distraught Happy wide-eyed, "Without thinking about that night. I knew I should've asked for a separate room for myself. Those two were awfully quiet that time."
"Oye Happy," Gray called from the table he and Juvia were sitting together, "Where's Lucy and Flame-Brain?"
"Where are they indeed?" Happy thought, nearly puking. He managed to climb a chair next to the bar, where Mira was patiently waiting for him.
"What is it, Happy?" Mira asked, smiling.
"Oh boy," Happy thought, "Mira would love to hear the news. But first I need something to forget my suffering. Something so strong I can just forget what I have seen."
"Mira," Happy slowly drawled, "Bring me chocolate milk."
