Saiyuki Wacky Time
By: Joce
Joce: Yo guys! Guess what?
Sanzo, Kou, Homura, J-san, J-chan, Hakkai, Shien, Gojyo, Doku, Zenon, Goku, Nataku and Joey(Scalice): Do we want to know?
Joce: Yes! *Death glare.*
Everyone else: *Sweatdrop and sigh.* Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Joce: I took another Saiyuki Compatibilty Test and it paired me up with Sanzo. Paired my sister, Kit, up with Kou, and Ammy with Homura. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Sanzo: *Sweatdrop.* You? Me? Huh?
Kou: *Blank face.* Kit? Me? Whazza?
Homura: *Facefault.* Ammy? Me? Na-nani?
Sanzo, Kou and Homura: YOU AND THOSE DAMNED TESTS!
Joce: I was curious. *Cute pouting face.*
Sanzo and Joey: Joce does not own Saiyuki. Isn't that right? Ms.Jocelyn Dawn Hoover-Colvett!
Joce: That's my school name...
Sanzo and Joey: Jocelyn Dawn Hoover.
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Narrator #1 (Joce): We join our Saiyuki cast at their homes when not on stage!
Narrator #2 (Joey): You and your brillant ideas...
Joce: Aw, shud-dap!
Joey: Glad to, may I leave now?
Joce: *Glares.* No.
----Cloth Lion----
Roles:
Goku - Cloth Lion
Gojyo - Cloth Lion's Friend
Sanzo - Cloth Lion's Victim
Hakkai - Cloth Repairer
Joce - Narrator #1
Joey - Narrator #2
Goku: *Roars from mountain top.*
Sanzo: O.O Ignoramus... -.-;
Goku: *Looks at Sanzo.* Oooooooooooooo! Cloth!
Sanzo: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *Runs.*
Goku: *Chases Sanzo down.*
Hakkai: Maa maa... ^.^;
Gojyo: *Watches in amusement.* Go Goku! ^o^
Joce: Uh, pssssst! Joey!
Joey: Nn?
Joce: What's my line?
Joey: *Falls over.* It's "An hour later."
Joce: An hour later!
Joey: *Plugs ears.* Moron!
Joce: *Kicks him in the groin.* Hmph!
Sanzo: *Wearing only his shirt and boxers.* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Goku: *Laughs insanely, tosses Hakkai Sanzo's clothing.*
Joce: ^o^ Oh! That'll come in handy!
Joey: ^.^; Uh oh.
Gojyo: *Calls Goku.*
Goku: *Takes a cell phone out of his costume.* Konnichiwa?
Gojyo: *Over the phone.* Hey, I think you've tourted the bouzu long enough, dear.
Goku: *Rips off Sanzo's shirt and throws it to Hakkai.* 'Kay. All yours Hakkai!
Hakkai: ^.^; Ah...
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Joce: PYRAMID!
Joey: Odd-ball.
Sanzo: What kind of pervert are you!?
Joce: Hey! Hey! Gojyo and Hakkai helped me write this! Next is 'Goku had a Gojyo' aka "Mary had a Little Lamb."
Sanzo: Ha!
Joce: Then 'Hakkai had a Sanzo.' ^o^ Oh! I'm evil!
Sanzo: How could you? *Turns chibi and cries.*
Joce: Hakkai! Chibi Sanzo!
Hakkai: *Calms the Chibi Sanzo.* Maa maa, Sanzo.
Joce: R&R peoples! Ja ne!
Everyone else: Ja ne!
By: Joce
Joce: Yo guys! Guess what?
Sanzo, Kou, Homura, J-san, J-chan, Hakkai, Shien, Gojyo, Doku, Zenon, Goku, Nataku and Joey(Scalice): Do we want to know?
Joce: Yes! *Death glare.*
Everyone else: *Sweatdrop and sigh.* Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Joce: I took another Saiyuki Compatibilty Test and it paired me up with Sanzo. Paired my sister, Kit, up with Kou, and Ammy with Homura. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Sanzo: *Sweatdrop.* You? Me? Huh?
Kou: *Blank face.* Kit? Me? Whazza?
Homura: *Facefault.* Ammy? Me? Na-nani?
Sanzo, Kou and Homura: YOU AND THOSE DAMNED TESTS!
Joce: I was curious. *Cute pouting face.*
Sanzo and Joey: Joce does not own Saiyuki. Isn't that right? Ms.Jocelyn Dawn Hoover-Colvett!
Joce: That's my school name...
Sanzo and Joey: Jocelyn Dawn Hoover.
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Narrator #1 (Joce): We join our Saiyuki cast at their homes when not on stage!
Narrator #2 (Joey): You and your brillant ideas...
Joce: Aw, shud-dap!
Joey: Glad to, may I leave now?
Joce: *Glares.* No.
----Cloth Lion----
Roles:
Goku - Cloth Lion
Gojyo - Cloth Lion's Friend
Sanzo - Cloth Lion's Victim
Hakkai - Cloth Repairer
Joce - Narrator #1
Joey - Narrator #2
Goku: *Roars from mountain top.*
Sanzo: O.O Ignoramus... -.-;
Goku: *Looks at Sanzo.* Oooooooooooooo! Cloth!
Sanzo: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *Runs.*
Goku: *Chases Sanzo down.*
Hakkai: Maa maa... ^.^;
Gojyo: *Watches in amusement.* Go Goku! ^o^
Joce: Uh, pssssst! Joey!
Joey: Nn?
Joce: What's my line?
Joey: *Falls over.* It's "An hour later."
Joce: An hour later!
Joey: *Plugs ears.* Moron!
Joce: *Kicks him in the groin.* Hmph!
Sanzo: *Wearing only his shirt and boxers.* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Goku: *Laughs insanely, tosses Hakkai Sanzo's clothing.*
Joce: ^o^ Oh! That'll come in handy!
Joey: ^.^; Uh oh.
Gojyo: *Calls Goku.*
Goku: *Takes a cell phone out of his costume.* Konnichiwa?
Gojyo: *Over the phone.* Hey, I think you've tourted the bouzu long enough, dear.
Goku: *Rips off Sanzo's shirt and throws it to Hakkai.* 'Kay. All yours Hakkai!
Hakkai: ^.^; Ah...
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Joce: PYRAMID!
Joey: Odd-ball.
Sanzo: What kind of pervert are you!?
Joce: Hey! Hey! Gojyo and Hakkai helped me write this! Next is 'Goku had a Gojyo' aka "Mary had a Little Lamb."
Sanzo: Ha!
Joce: Then 'Hakkai had a Sanzo.' ^o^ Oh! I'm evil!
Sanzo: How could you? *Turns chibi and cries.*
Joce: Hakkai! Chibi Sanzo!
Hakkai: *Calms the Chibi Sanzo.* Maa maa, Sanzo.
Joce: R&R peoples! Ja ne!
Everyone else: Ja ne!
