How to get Aya to play soccer
By: Lynn Metallium
Disclaimers: I don't own anything, I'm poor,
please don't kill me or sue me. I'm armless,
leg-less and goat-less so pretty please
don't sue me!
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"For the tenth time today, no-"
"But Aya, it'll be fun!"
Aya just glared his evil 'Frost-bite glare of
death' down upon poor Ken. Some how, this didn't
phase the soccer loving bishounen in the
least as he continued to look up at Aya with
large brown puppy-dog eyes.
'Damnthey must be becoming immune
to my glares!' Aya cursed to himself and
attempted the glare again. It still wasn't
working. Aya looked away.
"Yohji'll be there-" Ken tempted
the redhead still.
"Yohji?" Aya snapped back to glare
at Ken.
"Of course, I managed to talk him
in to it-" Ken looked at Aya hopefully.
'And you better come too, cause I told him
YOU were going.' Ken added to himself.
Aya seemed to be thinking this over in
his head. Yohjiplaying soccer with Yohji.
playing with Yohji in bed- GAH! No no no!
Aya shook his head furiously. No that's
not what he had meant to think
"Fine" Aya replied.
"You will?"
"I said so didn't I?" Aya glared,
annoyed.
"YOU WILL!" If Ken had been a girl,
Aya would have sworn that could have been
only labeled as a squeal, a fan girl squeal
to be precise, but Ken wasn't a girl, he was
a guy, and guysdo NOT squeal
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Ah the smell of fresh clean cut green grass
"YOHJI! You're suppose to kick the
ball not let it hit you in the head-"
Yohji just glared up at Ken.
"I thought you said this wasn't
a dangerous sport"
"I did.and its usually NOT if
you pay attention!" Ken huffed.
Omi and Aya gave each other a sideways
glance and rolled their eyes
This has been going on all day. Between
the four men on the field, only two were
actually making an effort to play. Aya
wouldn't even look at the ball much less
kick it. Yohji couldn't even concentrate
on the ball and the blonde kept smoking
those stupid cigarettes while he pretended
to play. Ken was pretty close to having a
hissy fit, Omi was sure of it when he kicked
the ball to Aya who simply stared at it till
Yohji came running to kick it away
"AAAYAA!"
"Don't worry about it Ken-kun-" Omi
chirped cheerfully. "Let's just keep playing!"
Ken sulked a bit and trotted over to Omi.
"Omi he won't play right"
Omi stared at him for a moment'What am I?
Their keepers? Now play nice children'
Omi thought dryly.
"I'm sorry Ken-kunWhat can we do?
Aya's just no fun"
Ken continued to pout a bit and Omi
watched him concerned. How could they get
Aya to play? The guy was soOmi's
brow wrinkled as he thought. What would make
the cold man play?
"Omi" Ken looked at him with large
pleading eyes.
"I'm THINKING Ken! Just wait"
Suddenly a wonderful idea sprung into Omi's
cute blonde head. It was so perfect and
flawless andevil, Omi just had to smirk.
"Omi, why are you smirking like that?
Stop that, you're scaring me- " Ken said nervously. Omi blinked but continued to grin.
"But I've just gotten a wonderful idea
Ken! Bring me the soccer ball-"
Ken looked at him with a look of doubt but like
a good puppy went to fetch the ball just as Omi asked. Omi continued to smile to himself as he
fished a big black marker out of his backpack
on the bench.
"Here you go Omi- What are you going
to do with that?" Ken looked at the marker
wide eyed.
"You'll see.."
"IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Ken
let out a squeal of horror. "OMI!!!!"
"I ONLY wrote on it Ken-" Omi looked
up at him with large blue innocent eyes.
"It'll be ok-"
"You wrote on my soccer ball!" Ken
let out a sob and grabbed the ball away from
Omi. Omi let out a little huff of annoyance.
"Ken! Don't smear it! It won't work
if you do!"
Ken just stared at his precious soccer
ball with large dinner plate sized eyes.
"O-O-OMI!!!!"
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Aya glared out at the field.This was so
stupidhe didn't like this gameeven if Yohji
did look hot while he chased Ken around
the field. Aya, really wanted to pout
Suddenly the soccer ball was kicked in his
directionHe watched the black and white
pattern roll towards him and stop at his
feet. His eyebrows twitchedScrawled on the
side of the ball with black marker, read the word..
"TAKATORI!!!!!!!!!!" Aya let out a
howl. "SHI-NEEEEEEE!"
The other three boys stared as Aya suddenly
gave the ball a vicious kick across the field.
"WowIt really DID work Ken!" Omi
looked very proud.
"I can't believe you wrote Takatori
on my soccer ball.."
Aya simply glared at them..
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WAI! So cute! I couldn't resist! ^^! It was a
funny idea, but I'm not sure where it came
from, oh well! ^^!!!
