*After easily slapping a already-weakened Valkenhyn(courtesy of Relius), Hazama happily walks into House Alucard with no one to even bother him. No one had greeted him inside, however(he took note of Rachel's bad manners). The reason why he came to "visit" Rachel was simple; he had enough of her interference and planned on shutting her lil' operation down completely. If Hazama COULD beat Rachel anyways. It's not like he could truly be killed if he lost. IF he lost.*
"I really must thank Phantom for her abilities! Always being at my disposal must be hard on her schedule! Kekeke..." Interruption. In the form of lightning. He hated interruption. He could just ignore it and keep talking, but he couldn't, because he was busy being SHOCKED to death. "Youch! About time you arrived, Mrs. Goth." Of course this guess wasn't blind, no one on the Wheel of Fate's roster of fighters would use lightning, other than Mrs. Goth!
"Silence Terumi. I am in no mood to play with you." She was obviously in a bad mood. Not like he cared.
"How inconsiderate of you! What if I wanted to play this time, hmm? Perhaps a lesson in manners is in order?"
"Again with your baffling. A lady needs her rest." And the folks over at the Intelligence Department say he's the sloth... Too bad he killed almost all of them!
"Are you chicken? You know where I'm headed with this conversation!" An eyebrow is raised. A pretty neat one, eh?
"No, are you a baffoon? I'm not going to have 'sex' with you, pedophile!"
"Woah, Woah, Woah! Where did pedophile come from?" Should have left when she said she didn't want to play!
"I am no fool to your devilish charms, Terumi. And I will not be taken as a toy to your pleasure."
"OK seriously, did the EYEBROW make you think otherwise? I want to fight you batshit insane-bloodsucker! Where did you even think of that, in your ass?"
"I don't believe you. Taking rejection from a woman isn't your strong suit, I see." OOOOO BOY. She really asked to get her ass beaten by Mr. 50 Meter.
"Look pal, I want to fight, not have sex with a 1000 year old loli. Got that?"
"..."
"Finally listened for once? I swear I had a camera in this pocket!"
"..." She must be disappointed from 'No sex'. LOL.
"I do believe I am out of touch lately. To even think of such vulgar thoughts..." She blushes. Would have said it was cute if I wasn't going to torture her to death.
"Nago, Gii." Her dolls arrive to the party! "If you want a fight, brace yourself, Yuuki Terumi."
She really is out of touch! Realllllllly sad that she didn't put up too much of a fight. It wasn't over yet though, so I guess that counts for something?
"Pardon me, I am still thinking about-" She puts two hands on her mouth. "Princess!" Both of the dolls exclaim in a worrying tone!
"Still thinking about WHAT?"
"Shut up! My thoughts are none of your concern!" She throws a red... flying sasuage at me, that misses. "Princess! Is something the matter? You seem to be blus-" Kicks a homosexual pillow at me. It also misses!
"Great job, you just threw away your only weapons against me. I'm not stupid to see where this fight will end up!" And with that, checkmate(as Relius would say!)!
*Chains tangle around Rachel. She is trapped, with no escape.*
"Curses, if only my curious mind... didn't... think of such possibilities. This must be an effect of the continuum shift..."
"Awesome. Mind if you close your mouth for a little bit?" I bring out my handy knifes, not only good for gaining meter, but for torturing fucking vampires!
"...mmm..." ...wut...
"That includes sounds. Your father should have taught you the principles of SHUTTING UP!" I forgot to mention sexual sounds. My bad!
"This... may be... a odd favor to ask, and I have... a feeling you don't accept favors... but please... talk dirty to me..."
HOLY FUCK NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE "WHAT?"
"Terumi... as much as I hate to succumb... my sexual fetishes may be overcoming me in this situation..." NO SHIT!
"OKAY, YOU INSANE PIECE OF SHIT. IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A PRANK THEN I'LL BE SURE TO GIVE YOU A SLOW DEATH." Not like I wasn't going to give her one in the first place.
"...mmmm...yes..."
"YOU GETTING OFF TO THIS? YOU SICK FUCK! TIME TO DIE!"
And after that faithful sentence, the largest moan came out of her mouth. I now know where 'Moans of Pain" came from, and how they literally meant 'Moans of Pain'. The more you know!
"Ooh Terumi! I always dreamed of this moment... please, don't hold back!" This was NOT like shitty vampire at all. WTF IS HAPPENING?
"Okay, you just killed the mood and then shit on top of it. No fetishes for you, kinky." KABLAMO. A backhand to her face that knocks her out. In her final moments before fainting, she had the face of disappointment. I would have loved it, if I didn't understand what it actually meant.
*Rachel wakes up. She woke up from the best "dream" of her life, and is in a mood of disappointment. She is on top of her bed, a blanket over her.*
"What a dream... Sad I had wake up at this time..."
*Rachel looks to her left. There she finds...*
"...Terumi?"
"Hello, shitty vampire. Let's make out!"
*Rachel immediately complies.*
*Rachel wakes up. She woke up from the best dream of her life, and is in a mood of disappointment. She is on top of her bed, a blanket over her.*
"What a dream... Sad I had wake up at this time..."
*Rachel looks to her left. There she finds...*
"A note?"
*She reads the note left by Hazama.*
Dear shitty vampire,
get laid already
*She throws the note angrily into a sleeping Gii.*
"YYEEEEEOOOUUUCCCCCHHHH"
"Oh Terumi... how I... mmm... despise you..."
*Valkenhyn hears this and grabs an ancient artifact... the House Alucard megaphone.*
"TERUMI, IF YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND MILADY, I WILL TEAR YOU A CENTURY-OLD WOUND WITH MY BARE HANDS!"
*Hazama hears this, with amusement and anger.*
"I'll let Relius take care of the doggy & Lady Sex-a-lot..."
*Phantom teleports Hazama into his office at the NOL. There, he sits on his desk, arranging his thoughts to get prepared with another hopefully-not similar encounter with Rachel.*
One of the possibilities... of the continuum shift
