Disclaimer: I do not own The Hobbit or the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. I only own Freece, Turtle, Doctress, Tibby, and Tigris although Tigris and several elves say that it is impossible to own a creature.

Chapter 1

An Explanation for This Book

Hello, kind readers who will be sure to review almost every chapter (hint, hint). I started this book during the creation of The Adventures of the Queen of Insanity: Book 2. Therefore, parts of this story might not be as true now as they were then. Thank you for your patience and lack of violence considering the fact that I'll probably have had this book written for months before I update it. Oh, well.

Toodles!

-Turtle,
Queen of Freece
Supreme Ruler of Happy Frogs