The Star Fox team flew over the ocean and towards...whatever the home world was called, where they'd soon find that the main bad guy person had pretty much destroyed it. But, of course...

"HELP!" Slippy shouted as soon as they entered the 'stage'. "There's someone on my tail! HEEEELLLLP!"

"Goddammit, already, Slippy?" Falco muttered as he flew his ship over near her ship. What...SLIPPY'S A DUDE? Well...Falco flew over to Slippy's ship.

But right before he blasted the baddie, Peppy chimed in. "DO A BARREL ROLL!" He shouted to Slippy, who did just that.

"Nothing! Still behind me!" Slippy responded as he tried to shake off the person behind him some more.

"Well...DO A BARREL ROLL!" Peppy shouted again.

"That's not going to..."

"DO A BARREL ROLL!" Peppy spouted once more, interrupting Slippy. But Falco got impatient and blasted the minion's ass into oblivion. "He should've done a barrel roll..."

"Who's side are you on, you ass?" Fox said, finally breaking his silence.

"The BARREL ROLL side." Peppy zoomed ahead, happily barrel rolling into the distance, though shortly after he flew back being followed by 100 minion ships. "Quick guys, DO A BARREL ROLL to escape!"

Iron Man flew in front of the Star Fox fleet and fired his kick-ass red laser attack thing and destroyed all of the minion ships. He spun around and looked at the team. "I am Iron Man, and you are all a bunch of pussies."

"HEY!" Aquaman shouted as he jumped up from the ocean. "How come I wasn't in the last fic? That was my domain. Mine and my WHAAAAALLLLES!"

"Yup...I'm out of here. Later losers!" Iron Man flew into the sky, disappearing with a sparkle in the sky in a cheesey anime or whatever fashion.

"Can I join your team?" Aquaman asked. "I've got WHALES!" Everyone shouted no in unison and flew off into the distance to take on the boss. "Awwww...at least I have you, Billy." He turned around to see his pet whale Billy dead, floating on his back. On his stomach was an Iron Man sticker. "MY LOVVVVVEEEER! I mean...MY WHHHAAAAAALLLLE!"