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Coming soon: the sequel to Don't Do This!

Elaine: We've become so famous, we left behind the only things we loved.
Gabriella: Why does everyone put us down?
Sharpay: It's so not over yet!

So What If I Do?, the compelling story of being yourself

Elaine is breaking up with Ryan.

Zoom, zoom, zoom
Zoom, zoom, zoom

Elaine is seen on FUZE doing an interview
Sharpay is posing for her album
Gabriella is kissing Troy.

The story that continues exactly where Don't Do This! ended

Elaine: Amber, what do you think about this?
Amber: I think you've finally gone loco!
Ashley: I have to agree with her.

Sharpay is looking at Troy kissing Gabriella angrily

Sharpay: God, why is he even with her?
Elaine: Because, I don't know, SHE'S NICER?

Well, as truthful and heartbreaking at the same time this can get...

Sharpay is talking to Troy

Sharpay: So, Troy, what would you do if Gabriella was cheating on you?
Troy: Why would Gabriella cheat on me?

Sharpay is talking to a reporter, looking devious

Sharpay: Oh, yeah, Gabriella, she's having an affair.
Elaine: Do you really expect them to believe that?

How devious and underhanded can Sharpay be?
We'll find that out pretty soon, just wait a little longer

Sharpay is talking to a different report, looking upset
Sharpay: She can't even sing! She lip-syncs!

Elaine: Yeah, just like I lip-sync, do you really want to be this girl?
Sharpay: I don't know anymore

Sharpay is looking regretful as she's talking to the reporter again

Sharpay: I'm sorry, but I lied, Gabriella isn't having in an affair with anyone.

Wait, did she finally show the real her?

Zoom, zoom in under my skin
Got to slow down now to begin
Baby, don't rush
You could look but don't touch

Yikes, how much more out of hand can things get?

Sharpay: Ok, so I lied, forget that, and no, I don't lip-sync.

Sharpay: I still don't lip-sync and well, I kind made several mistakes on this journey
Elaine: Such as what, Sharpay Michelle Evans?

Sharpay is looking remorsefully at Elaine, and then shakes her head

Sharpay: I'm not going to say anything about it
Elaine: Why not?
Sharpay: Because, it's nothing important

A break-up as well?

Troy is talking angrily to Gabriella

Gabriella: I swear, it's a lie!
Troy: Yeah, like anyone tells the truth about affairs
Gabriella: I don't think this is working out anymore!
Troy: There's no trust in it anymore because of you, you ruined it!
Gabriella: No, you did, you just don't trust me and I don't trust you, it's over!

Troy looks shocked as Gabriella walks off
Elaine looks shock as Gabriella tells her what happened
Sharpay looked remorseful about everything

Gabriella: So, he doesn't trust me anymore, and I don't think I can trust him!
Elaine: Have you ever stopped to think why this is over?
Sharpay: I am so sorry about everything, I wish I could take it back
Troy: Argh, I'm so stupid, I caused her to leave!

Gabriella is all thin with Elaine
Elaine is shown in a coma
Elaine is on TRL singing a new hit

Elaine: It's been a long road, why make it longer?

True, and wow, everything is so mixed up!

You think you know
When you see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that's just the side I expose

Is there really just one side to the Ice Princess, or is there two?

Sharpay: I think it's time to show the real me
Elaine: And that would be?

Sharpay is talking to an interviewer with brown hair

Sharpay: My hair is brown because...

What's the shocking secret behind Sharpay Evans?

Elaine is talking to an interviewer, different style, same hair color

Elaine: This is actually because this is...

What's the shocking secret behind Elaine Harrison, the girl everyone loves?

Gabriella is talking to an interveiwer shyly

Gabriella: I guess I'm just back to my shy roots

What? What happened to taking the world by storm?

Sharpay is posing for photos
Sharpay is seen throwing out everything that reminded her of the past

Sharpay is seen screaming as Gabriella accidentally dumps her lunch on her
Sharpay is doing the Bop To The Top number
Sharpay is flirting with Troy at her country club
Sharpay is doing her practice for the talent show
Sharpay is being pushed into the pool by her brother

Sharpay: Wow, I've ran through so many outfits.
Gabriella and Elaine: You think?

Elaine is talking to Gabriella
Elaine is driving weakly before crashing into Sharpay
Elaine is refusing food
Elaine is cutting herself
Elaine is looking at her broken leg
Elaine has bruises all over herself

Elaine: Wow, how much more traumatic can my life be?

Who knows, and honestly, how much harder could it be to rewrite it?

Gabriella is bruised from the car crash
Gabriella is looking at her X-Ray of her broken collarbone
Gabriella is crying
Gabriella is seen cutting herself
Gabriella is talking to Elaine
Gabriella is thinner than Elaine was

Gabriella: You'd think I'd learn from Ella

Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don't pretend
And try to act like you're my boyfriend

Starring an up and coming Ashley Tisdale as the drama queen Sharpay Evans

Sharpay: Evaporate, tall person!
Sharpay: Ryan, we have to save our musical from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk
Sharpay: And Troy and his BASKETBALL robots are obviously behind it!
Sharpay: It's Sharpay and the Sharpettes
Sharpay: MOTHER!
Sharpay: I told you not to do the jazz squares
Sharpay: What's 'impossible', Troy? I wouldn't think 'impossible' is even in your vocabulary
Sharpay: Nice talking to you
Sharpay: Toodles!
Sharpay: Something is really, really wrong

Sharpay: Was I really ever that over dramatic?

Sharpay is yelling at her producer

Sharpay: I don't care what you think, it's MY show and it's going down like this!

You wanna get somewhere
Then boy, don't touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal

Stacey Farber as a whole new, louder than ever Elaine Harrison

Elaine is cutting herself
Elaine is in a slow dying coma
Elaine is at school with many bruises
Elaine: Toodles, Sharpay!
Elaine: You can look, but don't touch
Elaine is performing on MTV, and Sharpay looks jealous

Elaine: Please, Sharpay, you are SO gelin'!
Elaine: Gelin', as in jealous, sheesh Chad, you're so dumb!
Elaine: I'm going to Harvard! On a scholarship! From cheerleading!

Elaine is thinking deeply
Elaine is screaming at Sharpay
Elaine is yelling at Chad
Elaine is talking calmly to Gabriella, then yelling at Troy
Sharpay is close to crying as Elaine yells at her

Talk about an over dramatized act
And what's up with all the yelling?

Elaine: SHARPAY AND THE SHARPRETTES? What was you next choice, Moi, Myself, and I?
Elaine: FYI, this is the sixteenth time I've saved the world from YOU!

Sheesh, who knew this dark side to her?

Elaine: Let's go, GNO, in other words, like, let's go girl night out!

Elaine is going out clubbing with Amber, Ashley, Vanessa, Gabriella, Sharpay, Taylor, and Kelsi
Elaine is making out with Ryan, slowly taking off each other's clothes

Ok, let's stop it here before we give too much away...
And now, let's see how BABY G is doing!

Zoom, zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby, don't rush
You could look, but don't touch

Zoom, zoom into my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy, prove your love
You could look, but don't touch
Zoom, zoom, zoom

Vanessa Anne Hudgens as the shy again, Baby G, or Gabriella Montez

Gabriella: Oh, I am SO sorry!
Gabriella: (vocal noise) mack!
Gabriella: I'm the new lifeguard
Gabriella: One look at all the people staring at me and next thing I knew I was staring at the ceiling
Gabriella: So this is your real stage

Gabriella: I wish I could just come right out and say everything is a lie, but that wouldn't be true
Gabriella: Ella, since when did you drink?

Gabriella is at the club, drinking and dancing really, dangerously close to Troy
Gabriella is making out with Troy in only her underwear
Gabriella is giving Troy a lap dance

Uh, wait a minute, is she shy or is she just acting, 'cause if so, she's really good

Gabriella is frozen at the callbacks
Gabriella: Just like kindergarten. Singing with you, I felt like, a girl
Gabriella: I gotta go my own way
Gabriella is kissing Troy at the country club softly

Gabriella is kissing Troy the same way at the country club being photographed this time
Gabriella is on live television giving a performance

Gabriella: Uh, my new sound is actually a sweet sound with less sass
Gabriella: I was actually very shy at the beginning of this
Gabriella: Funny thing is, we became stars through an argument

Gabriella is seen with bruises and the paparazzi all over her

You won't behave
You're getting all up in my space
Barely know your name
You're trying to score, but it's not a game

Boy, get a clue
Yeah, you gotta spend the time, pay your dues
Following the rules
If you want me to be with you

Monique Coleman returns for Taylor McKessie's chance to shine

Taylor is on Dancing With The Stars
Taylor: No one's beaten Sharpay out for a musical since kindergarten
Taylor: The decathlon is, whatever, but how you feel about us, and more importantly, Troy, that's what matters
Taylor: We're all in this together
Taylor: Gabriella's my best friend and the greatest girl

Taylor: I just find it so hard to believe that I'm as famous as Gabriella now
Taylor: Chad's the best boyfriend I've ever had

Taylor is making out with Chad live on camera
Taylor is seen doing another season on Dancing With The Stars
Taylor is talking to Troy calmly before starting to yell

Taylor: The boss is such a creep

Hey, if you're in Sharpay's country club, you follow Sharpay's rules

Taylor: It's hard to believe how far we've gotten now

Taylor is talking to Elaine about how they got famous

Taylor: Do you remember how we even got famous?
Taylor: Chad, do you wonder what Troy's up to recently?
Taylor: Sharpay, why are you such a drama queen and a creep?

Look's like Taylor wants some answers, will she get them?

Taylor looks interested as she flashes through different backdrops with the same expression

You wanna get somewhere
Then boy, don't touch me there
You could look, but don't touch

Zoom, zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby, don't rush
You could look, but don't touch

Zoom, zoom into my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy, prove your love
You could look, but don't touch

Brenda Song stars as Amber Winters, one of Elaine's cheerleader henchman

Amber: Zac and Elaine are brother and sister? Since when?
Amber: What's this do?

Amber is seen accidentally blowing up the science lab

Amber: Let me, I wasn't supposed to touch that?

Amber: I'm sure you'll find another boyfriend
Amber is sing badly

Zoom, zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby, don't rush
You could look, but don't touch

Zoom, zoom into my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy, prove your love
You could look, but don't touch

Kristen Dunst as Ashley Nicole Tisdale, another cheerleader henchman, but with a level head

Ashley: Amber, I've met bread smarter than you
Ashley: Ella, what on Earth do you think you are doing?
Ashley: Sharpay, let us know if you would like to say anything

Ashley is seen looking at Elaine in shock
Ashley: We messed up by letting Amber comfort her
Ashley: Thank you, captain obvious!
Ashley: Someone help us out here, man down!

Ashley is seen partying and drinking away at the club
Ashley is seen taking photographs with Elaine
Ashley is seen talking on FUZE about Elaine and other things

Ashley: We've never seen this side of Elaine
Ashley: What are you talking about, Ella? You're pushing us away
Ashley (tipsily): She's not herself anymore (hiccups)
Ashley: Ugh, I have a massive hangover from last night

Ashley is banging on an alarm clock that won't shut up
Ashley is tipsily walking out of the club to a cab
Ashley is taking Elaine aways from the drama

Don't you dare touch me there
If you wanna get somewhere
Zoom in, get to know me, boy
Don't rush

Boy, don't rush
You could look, but don't touch

Corbin Bleu Rivers as stupid Chad Danforth, with even worse timing

Chad interrupts Troy and Gabriella from kissing with a simple shout

Chad: Hurry up and kiss her already, dude!
Chad: Oh, was I interrupting?

Chad is getting hit on the head by Taylor

Chad: We need to talk
Chad is looking at his watch
Chad: Ok, we're a go for 12:35 lunch time, we synced?

Sarah Paxton as Hilary Shadow Smith with just as bad dancing as before

Hilary is dancing offbeat and Elaine is looking despairingly
Hilary is looking at Elaine's interview

AnnaSophia Robb as Leslie's heartwarming character

Leslie: Listen, Ella, I know what it's like to be a shadow
Leslie's purple eyes are staring directly into Elaine's

Leslie's purple eyes are now looking disappointed at the TV

Leslie (softly): She blew everything off, everything

Ryne Sanborne as clueless Jason Cross

Olysea Rulin as the talented Kelsi Nielson

Zac Efron as the stud, Troy Bolton

Troy is seen making basketball shots easily

Troy: What about us?
Troy is seen with Sharpay at her talent show
Troy is kissing Gabriella tenderly

Zoom, zoom into my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Baby, don't rush
You could look, but don't touch

Zoom, zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby, don't rush
You could look, but don't touch

And finally, Lucas Grabeel as Ryan Evans, Elaine's talented boyfriend

Ryan is breaking up with Elaine
Ryan: What?
Ryan is flirting with Gabriella
Ryan: Maybe we're being punk'd. Maybe we're being filmed right now. Maybe we'll get to meet Ashton!
Ryan: Wow, they sound really good

Ryan: Thinking about everything we've been through, it's just amazing
Ryan: Well, Ella is a great girlfriend
Ryan: Sharpay is a mean sister, I mean, really mean

Ryan is looking at Elaine
Ryan is making out with Elaine, shirt off

Wow, looks like this is reaching a huge dramatic point

Elaine: It's not over 'till you're dead.

Arriving Saturday, August 18, 2007 to a monitor near you

Zoom, zoom into my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Baby, don't rush
You could look, but don't touch

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