"Hahaha oh man," Dumbledore chuckled, before jotting something down on the parchment in front of him.
"That's hilarious, that's goddamn hysterical, that is."
He wiped tears of laughter from his eyes before setting his quill down.
"I crack myself up sometimes, Fawkes, I really do. I don't know why Comedy Central hasn't gotten back to me, I'm funny as hell."
He got up from his desk and swept off to change into his specially spangled Feast Day robes. The parchment still lying on the ornate desk only had six words scrawled on it. At the top, underlined, it read "Opening Speech." Underneath that were the words
Nitwit
Blubber
Oddment
Tweak
...in that order. There was also a small drawing of a cat, but it kind of looked like a penis.
