Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo MewMew, and I don't own the world, either. Fine, sue me. It won't do any good. I swear. Oh, yeah, thank you Tomoyo Kinomoto because without her, this story wouldn't have come to existence. Okay, hope you like my story!!
The Chronicles of Torturing Kish
((Bowing.))
((Bowing again.))
((Bowing even more!))
((Stopped bowing abruptly as a rotten tomato falls on head, screams, and starts to run around like a crazy chicken))
Me: Cool! A crazy chicken:)
Kish: Why am I here?
Tomoyo: I dunno... ATTACK!!!!
Kish: ((while running for his life)) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: ((chases after him with a buzz saw)) Hahahahahaha!!!!
Kish: Hey! Don't laugh at me!
Me: You're a bad guy, remember?
Kish: Ooooooooh. Yeah, I forgot.
Tomoyo: ((Seeing an opening now that Kish is talking)) ATTACK AGAIN!!!!!!!
Kish: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run awaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
Buzz saw: VROOM!
Me: Corner him agents that one thousand feet high cliff!
Tomoyo: Okay! ((Nudge, nudge, wink, wink))
Kish's thoughts: Ha ha! They are so stupid! I can just run the other way!
My thoughts: Ha ha! Kish is so stupid! He fell right into the trap!
Kish: ((falls into trap which is a one thousand foot deep hole)) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help get me out of here!
Tomoyo: No, but we will send you a visitor! ((Throws buzz saw into pit))
Kish: What did you throw? Sounds like a bunch of bees.
Me: Oh, you'll find out soon enough.
THREE MINUTES LATER:
Kish: Oh-no! Not the dreaded buzz saw! Eeeep! ((Starts running around like a crazy chicken))
Me: Have fu-un!
Kish: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buzz saw: YUM YUM, EAT THEM UP!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tomoyo: ((joins in)) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Okay, back to torturing Kish.
Kish: Hey!
Me: What?! It's fun!
Kish: ((thinks about it)) True, true, very true.
Tomoyo: Wow Kish, you're even weirder then I thought.
Kish: ((Still in pit)) I am not!!! Well... maybe just a bit. Just a tiny, tiny, TINY bit. Maybe just a little smaller than that. A little smaller. Yeah, about that size.
Me: Jeez, you don't have to be exact! G-d!
Tomoyo: ((Shakes head)) You just proved my point.
Kish: What point?
Tomoyo: ((Smacks head with hand)) Oh my gosh.
Kish: You shouldn't do that, you'll hurt yourself!
Tomoyo: ((Giving Kish the sarcastic/exasperated look)) No, really?
Kish: Really!
Tomoyo: ((sigh)) Oh, boy!
Kish: As far as I can see, I'm the only boy here.
Me: Um, Kish. It's called a "saying." Ever heard of one?
Kish: I heard my mother ask me one day if I heard what she was "saying." Is that the same?
Me: No, I'm afraid not.
Kish: ((Starts tearing up)) You guys are making me confused!
Me: ((Starts crying)) I want chocolate!
Kish: ((Stops almost crying)) I'll give you some!
Me: ((Stops crying, but is still sniffling)) Really?
Kish: Yeah! Here you go. ((Gives me chocolate)) Is there anything else that I can do?
Me: We-ell...((Evil grin))
((I give Kish 35 pounds of books and notebooks and make him do my homework))
Kish: ((Says in a sort of muffled way)) I didn't sign up for this!
Me: You didn't sign up for anything. Well, what are you waiting for? Get right to work!
Kish: Humphrey.
Me: Aaaah… Now go get me some hot chocolate, or some tea!
Tomoyo: Me too! But meanwhile, hope you don't mind getting a little wet!! ((Dumps huge swimming pool full to the brim of water down on top of him))
Kish: What do you mea- AAAAAAAAAAAH!! ((Screams like a little girl but gets soaked anyway)) No more! Please spare me!
Me: What was that? You want more? I can do that! ((Throws a box of rotten eggs over pit opening))
Kish: Help! The gods are mad with me! They are punishing m- ((Gulp)) Yuck! Rotten eggs taste bad!
Me: You ate it?!
Kish: I didn't mean to! It fell into my mouth and I accidentally swallowed it.
Me: So what did we learn from this?
Kish: ((Rubs chin while thinking really hard)) That... we should play with fire? I like that "Smoky The Bear" thing on TV.
Me: No, it's that you wouldn't have been forced to eat that if you hadn't opened you big mouth.
Kish: ((crams hand into mouth and starts talking with hand still in mouth)) Oo're ite! It izh ig! (Translation: You're right! It is big!)
Piranhas: Yum! Yum! Eat Kish up!
Kish: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: Kish, you have a girly scream!
Kish: So! Is that my fault?
Me: Yep, and that's why I'm not going to save you.
Kish: ((The most girly scream you've ever heard))
Tomoyo: So… Where did the piranhas come from?
Me: ((Lazily inspects fingernails)) Dontknowdontcare.
Kish: Is that somewhere in Africa? ((Shrugs and screams like a girl again)) Heeeeeeeeeeelp!! They're going to eat me!!!!
Piranhas: ((Very confused)) Huh? Me thought only two girls here. Now three?
Kish: ((Dumps the girly screaming)) Who are you calling girly, mister?
Piranhas: Oh, you are boy. MUST EAT ALL BOYS UP!!!! YUM YUM YUM!!!!!
Kish: Hey! If I scream like a girl then they won't eat me!
Tomoyo: No, I'll show them you are a boy! ((Kicks him where the sun don't shine no more)) See? If that happened to a girl, we wouldn't have that result!
Kish: ((Knocked out))
Piranhas: ((Sings)) The sun don't shine no more, no more! The sun don't shi-ine no more!!!!
Kish: ((Girly voice)) Ewww! Sick piranhas!
Me: ((Bashes Kish over the head with a frying pan))
Kish: Who turned out the lights? Taaaaaaaaart! I know you're there! ((walks around like a zombie))
Me: ((pretends to be Tart)) Come and get me!
Kish: Ah ha! I've got you no-ooooooooooooooooooow! ((falls into hole screaming like a girl))
Piranhas: ((jump in after Kish, singing "the sun don't shine no more" song))
THE FOLLOWING IS TOO PIRANHA-ISH TO WRITE
INCLUDES CLIPS FROM OLD HOROR MOVIES
IF YOU HAVE A LIFE, BE WARNED:
DO NOT WATCH
Tomoyo: Wow...I wish that I was allowed to watch it!
((A high-pitched girly scream and demonic laughter))
Tomoyo: ((shocked face)) Ooooor, maybe not!!!
Me: I agree.
Kish: I don't! Hey, what are you agreeing on?
Me: ((innocent look)) Nooooooooooothing!
Kish: Riiiiiiight... I'm watching you.
Tomoyo: ((shocked)) How can you be up here if you're down there being eaten by piranhas?
Kish: Oh, b/c that's Tart down there.
Tart: HEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Piranhas: HAHAHA!! There is no escape for you now!
Me: Yup, the piranhas got the right idea.
Tart: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
Tomoyo: No, I don't think we will.
Kish: Me neither! Maybe when the llamas come.
Me: WHAT????
Tomoyo: No, no, no!! It's when the cows come home.
Kish ((cocks head)) Huh?
Me: It's about to hatch!
Kish: WHAT IN THE LORD ALL MIGHTY'S NAME DO YOU MEAN?
Me: It's a thing from my Pokemon game. Sometimes it gets quite annoying.
Tomoyo: No, it means "never" it's not the same as "when the cows come home"!
Kish: Huh???
Me: ...
Kish: ((mimics)) ...
Me: ((sigh))
Kish: ((still mimicking)) ((sigh))
Me:
Kish:
Me:
Kish: Why aren't we saying anything?
Me: HAHA!! You didn't mimic me!!! Womyn triumphs over man!!!
Kish: What's a "womyn"?
Me: Camp thing.
Tomoyo and Me: W- o- m- y- n! Womyn, womyn will beat the men!!!
Kish: AHAHA! That's the stupidest thing I've ever hear- ((Kish get punched in the face and it on the floor unconscious))
Me: He deserved it!
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