Naruto Olympic Games
Outside of Konaha, a special event took place.
"TIME FOR THE KONOHA OLYMPICS GAMES" Kara shouted. Her co-hosts are Asami, Gega, Paula, Tobi, Deidara, and Hidan.
"This is going to be a good fight…" Deidara was cut off
"It's not a fight Deidara! It's an event filled with deadly sports!! And why did I make the Akatsuki my co-host anyways?" Kara shouted
"Kara, you wanted 6 people to come with you" Asami explained.
"Oh yeah…SO! People in team uh…Waka laka?" Kara said.
"NO! IT'S TEAM---"Gega yelled.
"Hey guys! What's up?" Kiku said.
"CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO KNOW THE FIRST TEAM, UN!!?" Deidara yelled.
"Let me see." Kiku said. She grabbed the papers.
"Kara, you totally need to quadruple those lenses of yours. It's TEAM AKATSUKI!!" Kiku shouted in the microphone.
"What? My contact lens fell out when I crashed into Lee!" Kara shouted and the microphone was still on.
"OOOOOOOOOOOO!" the crowd yelled. Kara deeply blushed.
"Very well…Here come the teammates! Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Sasori, Konan, and Pein! This Parade should involve epic music!"Kara shouted. She turned on the music. Instead of epic music, it was the Yakitty Sax music (by Benny Hill).
"AAAHHHH! CHANGE THE MUSIC!" Hidan yelled.
"Can we change it to Down to Earth by Justin Bieber?" Kiku asked.
"NO! How about I'm like a Bird by Nelly Furtado?" asked Hayato as he came back on stage. Everyone went into sweat drop. Hayato was a BIG fan of birds (His name means Falcon person)
"How about Don't Stop Believing by Journey or I Believe By Nikki Yanofsky? Believe it!" Naruto said as he jumped on stage.
"YEAH!! I agree with Naruto!!! Let's do I Believe." said Kara. Everyone nodded in approval. Then Kara changed the annoying music into an Olympic-like song.
"Good riddance next is team WIND!!!! It has Shikamaru, Temari, Kiku, Gaara, Matsuri, Shino and Ino!" Kara yelled. Then Kiku went to the parade with the rest of her teammates. Then Kara got ready to announce Hayato's team.
"Okay then, next is Team-"Kara was cut off by Kiku's clone, who had jumped on stage.
"LOSER!" Kiku's clone yelled. Everyone except that team laughed. The clone disappeared.
"What we meant was TEAM SKY-ANT!!!" Kara yelled. "In that team, there were Hayato, Takahiro (Kiku and Hayato's teammate), and Kankuro!" Hidan announced the next one by force.
"The next $%$%^& team is called TEAM FOX! It has Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura and Kiba and Akamaru." Then Kara smacked Hidan's head. Kara tried to announce the next one.
"The next team is TEAM GREEN!! OMG!!! It has Lee, Choji, and…Gai" she said.
(FLASHBACK!!!!)
At the reception counter, Kara and Asami were arguing with Gai.
"NO! It's for 26 and under so beat it!" Asami yelled.
"PLEASE!!!!!" Gai pleaded. Deidara and Hidan came in.
"What's the commotion?" Deidara asked.
"There's this guy named Gai and he won't stop pleading to enter with his student, Rock Lee." Kara said.
"Hey Kara, isn't Lee your---"Asami was cut off by Kara.
"Now let's not go to the details, because he's right there" Kara said as she was sweating as she saw Lee walking by to the rooms.
"So…We should solve this problem before Kara gets angry" said Deidara remembering the time when she was angry.
(An even more flashback which is quick! XD)
When Kara accidentally stepped on Hidan's egg, Hidan got angry.
"YOU #$ %&^%$(&+_(*&^%$%*)(_)#$^((*#$&^^%( ^$$$$#&^*&*^&$& WHY DID YOU STEP ON MY EGG!" Hidan yelled. Kara was starting to boil up.
"YOU SAID A BAD WORD!!!! YOU MUST SUFFER!!!!" Kara yelled. Then she blazed up to extreme fire fairy and beaten the crap out of Hidan.
(To the original flashback)
"PLEASE?? I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!" Gai kept yelling. There goes Kara with her anger again…
"SHUDUP, SHUDUP, SHUDUP!!!" Kara shouted, then transforms to ultra extreme fire fairy (has different elements of bodies).
"HEY MISTER! WHATEVER YOU DO, GET OUT WHEN KARA'S LIKE THAT" Asami yelled at Gai. Kara had burned the whole place down.
"Okay, you're in. JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" Kara yelled.
(End of Flashback)
"Well, that's it for the teams, our reporters, Neji and Tenten, will guide you through every event there is. SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!!" Then, Tobi grabbed the microphone and yelled:
"FREE LOLLIPOPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!" Tobi threw lollipops all over the stadium. Deidara, who was very annoyed, pulled back Tobi.
"Okay…T-that's all folks—"Kara jumped off (imitating Porky the pig).
"Hey Kara-san" a certain green beast of Konoha said. Paula kicked him off somewhere out there (beneath the pale moonlight)*. All the athletes and audience went home.
*Song is Somewhere Out There from An American Tail.
Kara: I' can't wait till tomorrow!!!!!
Neji: While can't I participate?
Kara: We needed reporters. Besides, you and Tenten were on a mission.
Neji: Fair enough. Please Review!!
